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17 Nov 09
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thinking around 6yrs old. one that i like is..
A carrot and a broccoli were crossing the road, and the carrot was talking on his mobile phone and not paying attention. A car came along and hit the carrot, and the broccoli called an ambulance.
Later in the hospital, the broccoli was in the waiting room when the doctor came out to speak to him. I've just operated on your friend, he told the broccoli. He wil survive, but unfortunately will remain a vegetable for the rest of his life.
ok not the greatest, anyone got something better?
A carrot and a broccoli were crossing the road, and the carrot was talking on his mobile phone and not paying attention. A car came along and hit the carrot, and the broccoli called an ambulance.
Later in the hospital, the broccoli was in the waiting room when the doctor came out to speak to him. I've just operated on your friend, he told the broccoli. He wil survive, but unfortunately will remain a vegetable for the rest of his life.
ok not the greatest, anyone got something better?
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...then there was the bloke who got stuck to his sofa and taken to hospital .
A spokesman later said he was 'comfortable'
A spokesman later said he was 'comfortable'
Q what did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A.nothing, it just gave out a little whine
A.nothing, it just gave out a little whine
Scotland Yard have had several toilets stolen in a burglary. Police have nothing to go on.
how can you not get it magic? unless you're on the wind up :)
A man kept this empty tin in the fridge , so his boy one day says ..'why is that empty tin kept in the fridge?
He said ,son 'thats the evaporated milk '
He said ,son 'thats the evaporated milk '
a- my dog has no nose
b- how does he smell?
a- he can't
b- how does he smell?
a- he can't
Why can Mount Everest hear everything you can say?
Because it's covered in mountain-ears.
Because it's covered in mountain-ears.
I played tiddlywinks with the wife last night.
Today is my birthday and she game be a kermit the frog toy
Today is my birthday and she game be a kermit the frog toy
Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter. It turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens.
Which is cool, because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
Which is cool, because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
three tomatoes in a bowl..which ones a cowboy?
none their all redskins
none their all redskins
1st boy : What's yellow and goes ding dong ?
2nd boy : No idea
1st boy : A yellow ding dong. What's green and goes ding dong ?
2nd boy : No idea
1st boy : A green ding dong. What's white and goes ding dong ?
2nd boy : Is it a white ding dong ?
1st boy - No, It's an an ambulance, you daft cvnt.
2nd boy : No idea
1st boy : A yellow ding dong. What's green and goes ding dong ?
2nd boy : No idea
1st boy : A green ding dong. What's white and goes ding dong ?
2nd boy : Is it a white ding dong ?
1st boy - No, It's an an ambulance, you daft cvnt.
I think that referring to a disabled carrot as a vegatable is politically incorrect!
Whats brown and sticky?
A n***** covered in honey B-)
A n***** covered in honey B-)
regvarney 17 Nov 16:49
what's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
....a carrot
The greatest joke ove ever heard :^0 .......... :|
what's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
....a carrot
The greatest joke ove ever heard :^0 .......... :|
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