GHENGIS KHAN WAS KUBLA KHANS SON DID YOU KNOW THAT

THEY WERE BOTH MONGELS

I MEAN HE WAS HIS DAD

I do know that Kubla Khan was a restaurant owner

Mongolian please

And Imran Khan?

owned several I think, 1 in Glasgow anyway

so what relation is amir khan to them?

And me for that matter?

THIS IS A CHINESE KHAN NOT AN INDIAN KHAN

Mongolian Khan you mean?

King Khan was their pet gorilla!

NO THEY LIVED IN CHINA ,ITS LIKE THE INDIANS WHO SAY THERE ENGLISH WHEN THEY LIVE IN SCOTLAND

Chaka Khan looks like she descended from Ghengis, very powerful thighs.

NOT ONE OF YOU HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION,NO WONDER THEY HAD TO MAKE A FILM TO EDUCATE YOU

Khan we please put this to sleep now?

THERES ALOT GONE ON ,THAT THE GAMBLING PEOPLE DONT KNOW ABOUT

the answer is no

THEM AMERICANS HAD A WAR WITH EACH OTHER,NEVER MIND WITH IRAQ AND AFGANISTAN,THEY ARE TROUBLE CAUSERS

It's 23,880 miles from Bristol to London khan you believe it?

ONLY THE LONG WAY ROUND

so who was wang khan ?

BECAUSE A BLACK CAB HAS SAID THAT WHEN YOUR DRUNK ,DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING

You did know that. I khan't educate you khan i.

What were the statistics on friendly fire casulties in the American Civil War Do Wah? Did the north and the south actually shoot more of their own troops than the enemy?

Stop shouting by pressing your CAPS lock.

IF GHENGIS KHAN SAID DO A PRESS UP .YOU DID IT

Presumably it was all reasonably friendly - it was a civil war, after all.

Khan you tell me how many people died as a direct result of The Great Fire of London?

LAGER KHAN ,IVE ONLY JUST FOUND OUT IT WAS THE SOUTH V THE NORTH,IVE NOT HAD TIME TO BUY A COMPASS YET

WHO WON THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH

the North

I BET YOUR ALL GOOGERLING THE ANSWER

The North won when the Southerners shot so many of their own troops the remaining 3 soldiers had to surrender and quickly repopulate Texas by having sex with their sisters.

THE NORTH ,NO WONDER THEMSOUTHERNERS JUST CALL US NAMES THEN

THEY LET ALL THE SLAVES GO ,AND THEN THE CLUE CLUX CLAN STARTED HANGING THEM,

SORRY THAT WAS THE MIDNIGHT FILM ABOUT A BLACK LADY WHO WAS 126

Ku Klux Klan

aka the KKK Do Wah,

I do think it's time to address the state of your spelling. It's quite atrocious.

I always thought it was called Kloo Klucks Klan?

No black ladies have ever lived to 126. Only Chinese ladies. They live until they're 200 probably looking at the number of wrinkles they have.

IF YOU WAS WORRYING ABOUT THE CLUE CLUX CLAN ,THE SPELLING OF THEIR NAME WOULD BE YOUR LAST WORRY

Was that the Klu Klux Khan

I thought it was the Crewcuts Clan and they had to have their hair short so they could fit those hoods over them.

THE ONE ON T V WAS 126 SHE LOOKED 150 TO ME

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree :
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man

Down to a sunless sea.

So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round :
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree ;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.


JUST THOUGHT I'D EXTEND THE EDUCATION DO WAH

maybe she was. At that age you can't remember whether you've put the cat out let alone how old you are do wah.

SHE DIDNT HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFEECATE,SHE LOST IT WHEN SHE SWAM ACROSS THE MISSIPPI PPI FOR FREEDOM

INFAO,I BET YOUR A MEMBER OF THE LIBERARY

As they say down there:

Sure as God made day and night,
what you do in the dark will be brought to the light.

do flux grans

Em eye double ess eye double ess eye double pea eye.

Fork handles.

I AM DO WAH

CURRENTLY READING MOBY DICK

THE LANGUAGE IS CHALLENGING - BUT A TREAT

I FOUND OUT WHAT 'QUOGGY' MEANT EARLIER TODAY

IMPROVE THE MIND - IMPROVE THE MAN , I SAY....

YOU DONT NEED B B C 2 WHEN THERES CHIT CHAT,THIS IS REAL EDUCATION,ITS NOT LIKE TIME WATCH ,SAYING WEVE JUST DUG UP A ROMAN FORT,THEY MAKEW IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG

impossible to swim across the mississippi alive

the crocs or alligators would eat cha

and when I ask for fork handles, I always get 4 candles!? what the fvck is up with people?

TONY ROBINSON is SEETHING do wah

Bill hooks!

MOBY DICK WAS A WHALE ,THAT LIVED IN THE SEA,IT WAS IN THE DAYS BEFORE THEY HAD AQUARIUMS

lol

PUNTERFLEECER SHE SWAM ACROSS AT NIGHT WHEN THEY WERE ASLEEP

FECK ME DOO WAH - YOU'VE READ IT

crocs and allis are nocturnal do wah :|

so when was the dawning of the age of aquariums?

Well they must of just had thier tea and overdone the Missisippi mud cake, so were no longer hungry.

INFAO ,IMPROVE THE MIND IMPROOVE THE MAN

MY ART TEACHER USE TO SAY MANNERS MAKETH MAN,

I DIDNT LIKE HER BUT ,I REMEMBERED WHAT SHE SAID

did you act on the advice though ;)

WAS SHE TOUCHING UP 'YOUR PAINTING' WHEN SHE TOLD YOU THIS?

ONLY WHEN IT SUITED ME

THEN BE HONEST - YOU DID LIKE HER , DIDN'T YOU.


JUST A TEENY WEENY BIT...EH?

WHAT SWEETS DID YOU HAVE IN SCHOOL THEN
TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU YOUR AGE

Wham! Bars for me.

I COULDNT DRAW,I COULD ONLY DO PATTERNS WITH A RULE,I WAS SCARED OF HER AND PAID A LAD 6D TO DO MY ART HOMEWORK ,AND WHEN HE WAS OFF I HAD TO PAY A LAD ONE SHILLING TO DO IT,SHE GAVE ME 9-10 FOR THAT ONE,BUT I DARNT GO TO THE FRONT AND GET A STAR OR SHE WOULD HAVE SLIPPERED ME

Slippers!? White DAPS surely

I'M STILL LAUGHING OVER YOUR PRECIS OF MOBY DICK

ITS WONDERFUL
TOTALLY SUMS UP THE MASTERPIECE OF AMERICAN LITERATURE WITH ALL ITS COMPLEXITY OF LANGUAGE AND DEEP THEMES

LOL

Wham bars? Sounds like some sort of gay haunt for 80's popstars.

BENSONS BLACK CURRENT AND LIQIOURCE,BENSONS LIME AND LIQOURICE,MURRYFRUITS,AND RAINBOW CRYSTAL AND A HARD SPANISH,AND CHERRY LIPS

AND FLORAL GUMS

DO WAH

YOU PAID SOMEONE
SHE THEN THINKS YOU ARE JUST LAZY WHEN YOU CANNOT REPEAT YOUR MASTERPIECE
NO WONDER YOU DIDNT GET ON


I TOO WAS TERRIBLE

IN AN EXAM I SAT THERE TRYING TO PAINT
IT WAS A COUNTRY SCENE WITH A BRIDGE
I THEN PAINTED A CAR GOING OVER THE BRIDGE BUT IT WENT WRONG SO I TURNED IT INTO A LORRY - BUT IT WENT WRONG - SO I TURNED IT INTO A BLACK HOLE - AND THATS BEFORE BLACK HOLES WERE INVENTED


WHILST I WAS PONDERING WHAT TO DO MY TEACHER - WHO HAD BEEN STANDING BEHIND ME WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE - LEANT FORWARD - TOOK THE PAPER OFF ME - PATTED MY SHOULDER - SAID ' YOU REALLY CANT DO THIS CAN YOU LAD'- AND SENT ME OUT.

DO WAH
YOU ARE 62 AND HAVE 4 ORIGINAL TEETH LEFT


AM I RIGHT?

I LIKED PAINTING WHEN I WAS 5 WITH A PIECE OF WHITE PAPER AND AN EASIL WITH TWO BIG SPRING CLIPS ON,AND PALLETS OF PAINT,

BUT AS SOON AS YOU HAD TO PAINT WHAT YOU WERE TOLD,I COULDNT DO IT,AND STILL DONT HAVE A CLUE

MY TEACHER TOLD US ON THE FIRST DAY THAT 'EVERYONE CAN DRAW'

EVENTUALLY HE CHANGED HIS MIND

THE POINT IS

I WAS TRYING

IM 60 AND HAVE ALL MY OWN TEETH AND I CLEAN THEM EVEY MORNING,APART FROM WHEN I HAVE DEPRESSION ANDSTAY IN BED

I AM RIGHT THEN

I SAID 62 - WHICH IS WITHIN 5% ACCEPTABLE MARGIN FOR ERROR
AND IT IS TRUE THAT YOU HAVE 4 OF YOUR ORIGINAL TEETH LEFT


THATS AMAZING I HEAR YOU SAY.......

I TRIED SHE WANTED A BREAKFAST PAINTING ,I DID THE CORNFLAKES PKT WITH A RULE AND SHE SHOUTED AT ME,IT WAS LIKE WHEN BARLOO SHOUTED AT ME AT CUBS,I LEFT THE CUBS,BUT I COULD NOT LEAVE SCHOOL

DO WAH
DONT GET DEPRESSED - YOU ARE A GEM
I'M OFF NOW TO WATCH A GOOD FILM
CATCH YOU LATER MATE
:)

NO SENSE OF PROPRIETY THESE FEMALES IN AUTHORITY

My barloo was arrested and convicted of child sex offenses :(

(no joke)

ARE YOU THAT MAN OFF THE TELLY WHO SAYS ,HE DID THE LOTTERY NUMBERS AND GOT THEM ALL RIGHT,AND WALKED ACROSS THE ROAD BACKWARDS,YOU TALK LIKE HIM

'ITS A WHITE WHALE I SAY.....'
(GREGORY PECK)

AHAB WAS THE CAPTAIN NOT KIRK

I DONT KNOW DOO WAH - I NEVER WATCH ADVERTS - I TAPE (RECORD)EVERYTHING THEN FASTY FORWARDS - IT SAVES 40 MINUTES OF A 2.5 HOUR FILM

AHAB IT WAS DOWAH - YOU ARE A LEARNED FELLOW
STARBUCK WAS THE FIRST MATE AND HE MADE THE COFFEE


I'M NOT SURE WHAT STUBBS DID THO

SEE YOU ALL LATER,IM GOING TO FEED THE GOLDFISH,THERE VERY TAME I MADE SURE BEFORE I BOUGHT THEM,I MADE THE LADY IN THE SHOP PUT HER HAND IN THE WATER BEFORE I BOUGHT THEM

WIFES WATCHING SEX AND THE CITY NOW

WILL HAVE TO POSTPONE THE 'GOOD FILM'

HAPPY FISHING DOO WAH

:) wonderful stuff from Doo Wah

his posts should be collected into a small novel , as good as Alan Bennett only funnier