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16 Nov 09
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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know" the lad said, beginning to cry.
"Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused the father asked him what was wrong.
The boy sobbed "When I was six I got the "There's no Easter Bunny Speech."
At seven I got the "There's no Tooth fairy" speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really sh@g I'll have nothing left to live for!"
"I don't want to know" the lad said, beginning to cry.
"Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused the father asked him what was wrong.
The boy sobbed "When I was six I got the "There's no Easter Bunny Speech."
At seven I got the "There's no Tooth fairy" speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really sh@g I'll have nothing left to live for!"
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5/10 then. :(
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Lovely joke :) :)
Cannot believe there are no other replies, considering lousy jokes get loads!!!! |
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My reply crossed with yours. You made me laugh again!!
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:D I'll give that 7
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Thanks annie. :)
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and Tevez :)
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Next time put 'joke' in header. Maybe there are a lot of people like me who do not read most threads and go by the title. But I will always look at a thread about jokes.
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Paddy was asked if he preffered legs or breasts....He replied he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies!!!!He was politely informedthat this was not an option when choosing a KFC bargain bucket!!!
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yes that probably good advice, although the sexual nature of the expression "birds and bees" I believed to be a good enough lure.
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.
'I always stir my tea with my left hand,' said The Englishman. 'I always stir my tea with my right hand,' said The Scotsman. How about you?' the Irishman was asked. 'Oh me?' said the Irishman, 'I always use a spoon. |
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If I had a penny for every time someone said I have OCD I'd have 967274 pence.
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2/10
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
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I love a bargain - So when I saw boxes of tissues on 'buy one get one free!' in Tesco's, I filled my trolley up. However, thinking about it now, I probably looked like a bit of a w@nker.
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