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15 Nov 09
17:37
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that was awful
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:( I thought it was quite good
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Nice c0ck
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tbh I find that's not too difficult.
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that was a bit soft
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I was thinking more along the lines of
You look ridiculous in those jeans. |
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse.In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. Things went downhill from there.. |
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You have breath like a baboon's backside?
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Yes,your arse does look big in that,now get to the bar.
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Sorry, I wasn't listening...I was reading 'How to tell without asking if breasts are real or not?' on the forum.
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i love you seems to be a toughie
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yes it does look big
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Roquebrune 15 Nov 18:59
Yes,your arse does look big in that,now get to the bar. ......................................................................... Variation on this: "Does my bum look big in this?" "Of course it does, you've got a fat a**e" |
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Can we just have a lunchtime affair please?
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if you dont want to feck-feck off
or if you are from norfolk, yes i know im your brother but |
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MissP.
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you're not a woman, you're a very naughty truckdriver.
oh hang on. |
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youe a$$ looks huge in that
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She's lovely - and her ass was within acceptable bounds, a few years ago.
Fair enough? |
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MissP. Exhausted by the Chicago Bulls?
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miss p,is that yet another grey one?
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Jet lag, I expect.
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I truly despise your parents, I like you but I hate them.
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bodil
Guess what - it was lovely weather! |
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you really are the spit of your mother :(
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We can still be friends.
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I am surprised. Global warming. Did you have a great steak?
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I had an great miniature barbecue on the table. More red meat than one could handle at a sitting.
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Well, I can't promise you that.
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:)
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Perhaps you could read me an improving book.
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wish i could do a bbq in my living room
think it would permanently stink my house out? |
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TRaMP :x
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Oh yes. I have so many books that would make you an irresisitble force. Or somethint like that.
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put some foundation on, you've just given me a fright
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:x EGG
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i remember being asked........" how do i look?"......before a night out once.....my reply was "like eddie izzard but less feminine!"...needless to say it wasnt taken very well!
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Drink.
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Do the ironing.
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