Went to a Magician last week.

with my Sister and my Dad..(my dad loves Magicians)
My sister collared the Magician beforehand and asked him if he was calling anyone up on stage to call up my Dad.
Anyway, about 20 mins into the show he called my dad up on stage. He asked him for his watch (which we had given him for his 50th birthday).
The Magician put the watch into bag and proceded to smash it to pieces with a hammer..He must have done someth wrong coz he went straight onto his next trick and asked my dad to sit down.
My Dad was freakin out and after the show he went backstage to try and get his watch back.
After a while, the Magician came in and My dad let him have it....He ripped into him. the magician then offered my dad some tea and a doughnut and he said he would give him cash to the value of his watch.
My dad proceded to eat the doughtnut and you'll never guess what was in the doughnut?