who wants buy a bike?

I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman all I wanna do is..

where'd you nick it from?

Thats my old bike :0

stolen from outside the spar

did you get my shopping as well.

yes but I have no use for your tampons, do you want them back?

Buy a bike!
Buy a bike!
Get down to Charnock Richard Cycles,
Buy a bike!

One of my favourite adverts ever.

i like riding the village bike

The ebay ad says you bought the bike last May through the cycle to work scheme. Doesn't that mean your employer 'owns' the bike?

On yer bike sonny jim

laroche 15 Nov 19:01


The ebay ad says you bought the bike last May through the cycle to work scheme. Doesn't that mean your employer 'owns' the bike?

A mere technicality I assure sir everything will be just fine. Now all that remains is for you sign on the dotted line.

frame is too small and I've already got a bike I like ta v much

frame too small.
you sound like a big man.

6 ft 2 ins and ride at full saddle height; it also has twenty three too many gears (I'm a single gear masochist)

your the right height but wrong gear. av you got a son?

no kids