womens buttocks

nothing like an arse you can open a beer bottle on.

Upside down heart shaped for me Ѡ

so difficult to find women with good bums

signing in

Women are all too fat these days. I remenber the days when they didn't drink 20 pints of wine each week.

i'll peering at them tonight

am off, goodnight all!

two hard boiled eggs in a handkerchief should be the gold standard

good night punter

HH Sultan Vinegar 14 Nov 19:06
two hard boiled eggs in a handkerchief should be the gold standard
How big are you Action Man?

Anyone remember that woman in one of the James Bond films who crushed her victims to death between her buttocks? Hope the kids will understand that is how I would like to go.

Bending them over always seems to transform the shape miraculously.

Alotta Vagina HRH?

my other half can crack walnuts in the cheeks of her a@s

postmannick is married to a gibbon imo

I remember a bloke at work telling me about a woman he was following up a flight of stairs one day. "Like two young boys fighting under a blanket" he described it as.
Still makes me laugh.

am back, what a pish night

nothing would give bitos lips greater pleasure than to kiss old greggs new a$$.


the old one had a crack in it :(

did she have plastic surgery?

HRH wishful thinking ;-)