Is it an offence to be in possession of a human skull ?

no

You must however have a consent certificate.

What from the owner?

Welll a certificate would be hard to obtain as the person is obviously dead.

Doesn`t it give you the willies(heebie geebies)?

No heebie jeebies....had it for a long time...I call him 'Ed'.

JUGADOR MEJOR 15 Nov 01:44


You must however have a consent certificate.

lol

I`m sorry your skull would do my head in.Do you do witchcraft with it?

http://www.alienvideo.net/0702/human-skull-on-mars.php

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No witchcraft Bamboo...I kind of 'acquired' it when I was in the forces and just held onto it.

http://www.bme.com/skulls/

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We have a really creepy old house and I was musing over the thought of when we sell it I should part bury the skull in the dirt in the basement for the new owners to find...that would cause a stir.

Crikey that would freak them right out and they would most probably call the rozzers

I left 3 porno mags underneath the bedsheets when I left a room that I was vacating in a B&B that I had stayed in for a year

that was very considerate of you punter .i hope they appreciated them

I've got a couple of human skulls.

They were unearthed (literally) during some building works in the village where i used to live as a child. The builders stumbled across an old burial ground and let me and my brother have a skull each. We found skeletons, ghosts etc fascinating as kids.

I've got them both now.

Sometimes me and my girlfriend put a night light in each of them and stick them on the bed posts whilst making love.

well I can remember I had a box of complimentary paper hankies on the unit

I used them up pretty quickly (I was 19 at the time), and there was a bin underneath the unit, that the landlady would empty every now and again

all that was ever in the bin, was used paper hankies........she never replaced the box, cheeky cow, I paid a £10 a night for that room

she couldn't have disliked me because she once invited me to her living room for a whisky cos she was bored as the husband was cooking every night in Partick until 3am

Redrich i don`t suppose you are related to Fred and Rosemary West are you? As far as you are concerned punter i expect your landlady thought you had a heavy cold.Were the magazines in good nick?

in decent condition, no sticky pages

nicked em off a mate, he accused me of stealing it off him, but I denied it, funny thing was he said I took a "club" magazine off him, it was actually the escort

Bamboo - wtf are you on about?

and so on, he had too many porn mags to keep track, so I never felt guilty stealing it from him

redrich, it's not good form to have human skulls on either side of the bed

I`m only joking with you redrich ,don`t take offence

i bought porno mags myself recently, gone downhill lately

every single girl shaving themselves down there, why do they do that??

I wish that fashion would hurry up and end

Thats well funny punter nice one :^0

I've been thinking about buying one of those vibrating tongues and incorporating it into one of my skulls for the missus to play with when she's bored. She'd effectively be being muched out by a 500yo (or older!!!)

Depending on what she looks like.I could be the cheaper option.