I'm going to an avocado scooping party hosted by 2 bi-sexuals

male and female ?

they'll probably do it for you.

just setting off for the lesbain dinner...

will try so hard to be mature.

yes and take a vase

scooping? :0

I'm assuming that's a metaphor

I never knew Ovalman was the Norn Iron version of bito...

followed by toad in hole with onion gravy.....Enjoy

whatever they do in the confines of their own house is up to them,so make sure you lure them outside before you put the head on them and kick them in the nuts,

Did you go as a pear?

Avocado derives from an Aztec word meaning "Testicle".

I like my avocados nearly black and Foinavon's post reminded me of when I was in hospital in the early 70s.
After an unfortunate incident in a Rugby club I found myself in a hospital ward . In the next bed was an ignorant Chelsea supporter. His perpetual stream of twaddle about "The Shed" was annoying to say the least. A pretty young thing of a nurse came to this yob and gave him some tablets , iron tablets I believe.. "There will be no side effects but your motions might turn black." , she told him. He looked puzzled. After a few moments he addressed me. " Oy moosh, You fink you know everythink, what are your motions?"  "Motions?" I said " oh , they are your balls." He did not say much for the next couple of days. He was too busy inspecting himself.

Why were you in hospital ? maybe I shouldn't ask, yes that is a question that should remain unanswered.

He got crunched by a No6

Oh bummer