Completely fasnicating battle between my mind and a female mind tonight. Myself let's call 'r' and the female let's call 't' and her sister let's call 'b' & my best mate 'g'.
Went to a pub and my best mate 'g' started talking to 't' about clothes and weird stuff. I thought he was 'in' so i hanged about playing the quiz machine. Sat down started talking about music/films etc and before long 'g' was trying to score with 'b' and myself trying to chat to 't'. So, happily we were all sat together and suddenly the sister ('b'-**) said "I really don't like that bloke (me) let's go and chat.
I was FUMING/SEETHING. How dare the sister make such a remark in public, if she had a problem tell me in private not in front of the crowd. So I told her when she came back, "But you don't like my sister" she protested. "Yes I do" I said (even though secretly i did but geting on her nerves was more important) so when my best mate and the female sat down again I knew she was trying to get on my nerves by saying "your mate is a better singer than you and he's been to stand up gigs as an act"
I knew straight away that this was a wind up and to get a reaction. Because of this i said nothing and pretended it was ok. Every time i said it was ok she looked more defeated. So much so that the sister was loving my 'metroman' stance on the ego. 10 minutes later the sister stormed off and I knew that, on a rainy night such as this I had scored a rare victory over female minds.
Me and her sister walked off towards her night bus, but did I really like her or gettign on her sisters nerves, i don't know :)