anybody on here been 2 a brothel

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never been to a brothel as such but at one 'establishment' in Frankfurt, I was conversing with a naked (all body hair removed) Czech girl...which was nice

Nope, im not brave enough.

Went to Amsterdam the other year & i now know its not wrong.

Did you ever see that programme where the handicapped boys went to a Las Vegas brothel? Was both heart wrentching and hilarious.

why heart wrenching? what happened?

we realised one of our rented properties was being used as a brothel. It gives me the creeps thinking about it now

he was a leper, brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "hanging out of back of her"

They were obviously desperate to get their leg-over and it was sad. But all sympathy was lost when one turned out to be the most lecherous individual Las Vegas has ever seen.

I wonder if Canaryboy used the property?

why go to Las Vegas for a leg-over when theres plenty places here?

punter, no suprisingly cb was not involved lol

oh I forgot, men only for him innit?

can we stick to the op's subject ;)

I've never been to a brothel

what is this film called manc dave? i am bored tonight

but did go to a place called a bordello when I was in Italy? so many women about, no idea what it was

Looking back, I'm not sure it was Vegas. They went to a country where it was legal. There would be questions asked if Channel 4 funded that sort of thing!

prolly somewhere in Germany

I can't remember what it was called. Ive tried googling it, but it's like it never existed.

(Perhaps it was me, and my mind has convinced me it was a documentary!)

pf, have you ever paid for sex ??


ps im not talking abt marriage btw

what kind of handicapped were they?

ibrahima, if you count amsterdam then yea

you are a funny man.

One broke his back in an accident, and one had a genetic disorder (his Dad carried him to the bed). Those two cases were very sad.

One was blind and a very lecherous. It was difficult to feel sorry for him in the end.

wtf dave ?

brokeback mountain ?

i think channel 4 was taking the pee?

BBC For One Night Only (2008)

Asta is intelligent, funny and charming. He has a good job and goes out most weekends with his mates. But he is severely disabled and by the age of 24, had not had a sexual experience of any kind. This changed however, when he visited a specialised brothel while on holiday with his family in Spain. Now Asta is making the trip again and this time, he wants to help other disabled men have their first sexual experience. For One Night Only documents Astas return trip to Spain, a trip which includes Leigh and Shah, two disabled men who also want to lose their virginity.

dave stop talking yourself up

so it was in Spain

well I suppose Las Vegas sounds Spanish

I saw it dave. Was good program

Was about 500 post thread on it on here

asking how to get to that place in Spain?

I can't say I'm surprised :D

Must have been from before gubbed.com, as I can't find anything.

Got rat arsed in Tallinn a few years back and went to one on my own :-0

Sat down, bought a beer and this stunning lass of about 21 walked over. €100 for an hour, do whatever I want. I turned her down so her mate came over and dropped the price by €2.50 :-). I had another beer before realising WTF I was doing. I was piissed and totally chickened out but there wasn't a chance I could do anything anyway.

When I got out, the same taxi that dropped me off was waiting for me with the meter ticking. Thought I was going to get ripped off but being in Estonia, the taxi cost me something like €10.

I've done some daft things while drunk!

Do escorts count?

I went to a scotch brothel once, had a fantastic evening. The soup was sensational.

Went to amsterdam and looked in a few windows, not brave enough to enter. My brain would not handle it.

CR, did you have sex ?

Living in Spain and being an estate agent, taking the husband of the couple viewing villas to a brothel was a normal practice to close a deal. After a day viewing properties I'd just say we are going for a pint of Guinness and a game of pool/watch the football or whatever and wifey would say you carry on I'm going back to the hotel and then going shopping. An hour later he's in a jacuzzi steaming into a 20 year old Romanian necking €5 Cava which they charged €50 for. All in all it would cost me €300 for 2 hours but when it came down to signing on the dotted line the next day, that was always €300 well spent.

That's a sad state of affairs, Slippy

It is crags I completely agree but the greatest luxury in life is having a choice, their choice not mine. I thought I'd get some stick for that post but like you say, just saying it like it is. Fact is, most of the time they were going to buy a place anyway and the bloke got a free jolly up paid by me.

I won't go to heaven though but to be honest I don't want to anyway.

Straight to hell with you slippy...

But fear not,it's warm and you'll know everyone

what was the Romanian bloke's cut Slippy

nice anecdote by the way

We put a huge effort into getting Slippy back on here and now he reveals he is nothing but a cheap Spanish pimp of poor young Romanian girls in order to fuel the property boom.

In some societies that would be frowned up; here it is the stuff of which Chit Chat heroes are made!

Marvelous stuff, Sir Slips!

WALOFS !

Went out with a working girl for the best part of a year when I was in my late twenties.

Met her whilst she was 'on a call' at a hotel.

I learned a lot about life in that year, that's for definite.

To answer the OP's question - yes. Spent several days of my life in a brothel listening to my then girlfriend get phooked by a procession of other men.

I got ripped off by a builder 5k

feeling depressed I hired a call girl,my flat

she knocked on my neighbours door by mistake,bad looks from my neighbour ever since

anyway sex was good,not sure how she felt

best part was chat in between

she talked about her clients--couldn't beleive it,unfortunately one wasn't my builder

but one I did recognise,a shop keeper,old guy high street

and I thought sh^t this guy has been in before me

What a lovely story,one to tell the wife and grandchildren at Christmas..

Stockey now posts as Annie - Dewey..

^^To rogerthebutler..

It's okay

It was just business, albeit an extremely strange one

did you want me to recommend one!!??   OOOPS!!!

Jul 7, 2014 -- 9:07AM, Facts wrote:

WALOFS !

I would normally agree with you. Facts, but Slippy doesn't usually bullshit. This story of his does take some believing though. I can only guess that he's having a bit of fun with us?

Agreed. SB must be having a laugh , the story doesn't work on any level.

Never done it myself but my brother went on a rugby do to Amsterdam and had some fun with a very beautiful black girl in the red light area. She even pulled out a huge black dildo and offered to stick it up his ringpiece if he liked. He says he declined but then he would wouldn't he?

Course it was your brother EO

I was asked to run one for a while many years ago. It was an absolute hoot. Some of the girls still send me Xmas cards.

punterfleecer
13 Nov 09 19:42 
what kind of handicapped were they?

Gluzgae Rangers supporters

Jul 8, 2014 -- 11:35AM, dunlaying wrote:

I was asked to run one for a while many years ago. It was an absolute hoot. Some of the girls still send me Xmas cards.

Ho Ho Ho

Ha ha...thas funay cos Santa says Ho ho ho and geezer before said sumting bout Xmas.....ha ha.....ohhhhh

will my numerous visits to a german gay club in berlin count?

Yes when i was in Dubai years ago,there were girls from every nation on the planet in there and i shagged them al....Not proud of it at all but it was fun.

I nearly did many years ago outside a club. She wanted £10 for a bj and £20 for a jump, checked my wallet and I only had £10 so I said "it will have to be a bj darling I've only got a tenner". So I dropped my bags and flopped it out and she said "f*** me Burt do you want to borrow a tenner!!!"

Good work Burt My story by the way is completely true, it was common practice in the industry to take husbands to brothels in fact it was positively encouraged by the CEO. I don't make stuff up for the sheer hell of it.

An hour later he's in a jacuzzi steaming into a 20 year old Romanian necking €5 Cava which they charged €50 for.

Tommy Toes.

Case closed.

Very funny Mr Nibbs!

Tommy do you own a villa in Southern Spain by any chance?

Very funny burton.

Tommy could be bribed with oatcakes and ice lollys.

I've spent some time in pattaya which is regarded as the worlds largest brothel

documentary mentioned here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJcB7W7rM4

I spent two nights in different brothels in Seoul in 1981/82....great fun and the girls were so obliging (don't think i've had as much fun since !)

still dont understand why the local british hookers commands a much higher rate than the eastern european counterparts

been with some  in terms of looks and age for half their rates and yes they were independant, no pimps.

^^ Sounds like a disciplined approach to me.

Older less classy tarts have hit the streets in droves since wayne rooney brought so much attention to them.
Another case of the establishment screwing us over

Some Brit porn 'actresses' charge 500 quid for 2 hours refreshment.

Ye could get half of Kazakhstan's 'ladies' for a week for that...

^yeah you right if you check the local british scene online ,you see alot of overweight slags that labels themselves as high class top birds and rates of £200+ per hour .only mugs or desperados that pays these rates

My mate's Sister will goose anyone for a few JD and cokes and a packet of crisps. She's really nice looking as well, looks like Joanna Page.

is she free next sat?

actually forget that, the way you categorize women she probably looks like Vanessa feltz

Hahaha, fair, but harsh..

I'll see mate Saturday 19th is going to be a busy day for me. Meet you in Borough Market for a livener, then I'm meeting someone at The Lambeth Country Fair in Brockwell park in Herne Hill then going to a birthday bash in Tulse Hill afterwards. I'll be in a right mess.

Oh dear B-B, that's not cool at all I have my standards you know.

so like the transfer market the eastern europeans are better value , have better technique and ball ocntroll.

funny old game

They tend to go down very easily though, tbf

slip tell me a good time for you because I can plan my other things around it

Do you know 'The Market Porter' pub in Stoney Street? It was my old haunt when I worked near London Bridge. I can get there for 12.30.

I do now

It's quite a famous pub. See ya there for a pint.

yes found it, it's near Wright's Oyster bar

just one thing I forgot to mention slippy, as you know I'm cooped up all week so I like to have a bit of fun at the weekend. I'd be grateful if you could call me Brenda as it's the chill out name I like to use. This should help you recognise me but my hair is a touch shorter now




















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Has anyone had a street hooker behind? I remember a weekend in Southampton with the lads and me and my mate I shared the hotel room with pulled these 2 birds in some nightclub. Anyway about 2am we went to a casino which was next door to carry on drinking and we started playing roulette and I was smashing it after about an hour I was a grand up and my mate kept telling me lets leave and take these birds back to the hotel and smash the arse off them. I carried on playing and when I came off the table £2500 up it was 6am, got a cab back to the hotel and there was a decent looking hooker hanging outside the hotel, went up to the room and my mate wasn't there so thought f*** this I'm going to get that b!tch outside but time I got there she wasn't there. In a way thought thank god I probably would of been been sucking dry **** off her tits.

FFS I prefer chubby blondes but you'll do Brenda. I'm not far off 50 so will take what I'm given these days.

hughes
and you wonder why you got jocked off abdulla's

I'm still trying to work out his first line.

so the casino was next door and he got a cab back mmmmmm
hope you werent riding youmzain in the arc the next day coz you rode it like a ****

^^

class from the long man but whiffy

was a little smashed writing that on my iphone.