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12 Nov 09
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A) your knob in your zip
B) your fingers in a door
C) your toe under a door
D) your mrs having an affair
E) a dose of the clap from a dirty bird
B and C, for me
Or add your own. :)
B) your fingers in a door
C) your toe under a door
D) your mrs having an affair
E) a dose of the clap from a dirty bird
B and C, for me
Or add your own. :)
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I caught my hand in the door of a minibus.
I was eleven years old and it was the last time I've cried.
I was eleven years old and it was the last time I've cried.
f) swine flu
g) your luggage on an point in a train or bus and it has yanked you back so you look like a twit
g) your luggage on an point in a train or bus and it has yanked you back so you look like a twit
My little brother was about 10 when he trapped the skin of his willy in his zip. It was embedded so deep that the hospital decided the best thing was to circumcise him. :0
green willow, i doubt that, because I done the same thing, though extremely painful, I unzipped it, no surgery needed
A true story, honest. It don't envy either of you though, the pain and the fright must have been horrific.
Nothing to be proud of, unless it was a saloon door. :0
I caught my ex ex fu cking another woman
A + B for me.
Not sure anyone is going to admit to D or E :D
Not sure anyone is going to admit to D or E :D
I'll admit to E, and she wasn't a dirty bird. A school teacher in fact.
Caught my dikc in my zip once and went to the hospital. I explained to the nurse I'd like her to get rid of the pain but can I keep the swelling!
I like this new powdered viagra you take in your tea. Not only does it do the bizz once youve drunk it , but it keeps your biscuits hard while youre dunking them .
B + C, many, many times.
Two of the Bs resulting in hospital treatment.
Two of the Bs resulting in hospital treatment.
I never dreamt that a bloke could go through life never having his knob caught in his zip.Surely its a rite of passage.Try it ,zip virgins
b,c & e, but it wasnt clap, it was the sex version of head lice.
lol very good
a,b and c for me.......a more than once (no thinly veiled)
d or e would really pi55 me off
a,b and c for me.......a more than once (no thinly veiled)
d or e would really pi55 me off
f:head looking wrong way on escalator caught it on the side things......looked a right kno* end
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