worst pain you've ever experienced

backing Lucie x-factor on here :(

Scratched cornea.

my back "went" a few weeks back. doesn't hurt as long as you don't move.

oh yes it does!

it's gone a few times this year but nothing as bad as this

luckily it always clears up in a few days

you haven't experienced true pain until you've had renal colic imo :0

my back was hurting yesterday, but not quite like it was a few months back when i had food poisoning, was in total agony the whole night as well as chucking up, never again please dealer!!

mine went after i coughed in the shower. first time it has ever"gone", have had a stiff back loads of times. this time i could walk, but only v.slowly. and i did get a sharp pain if i made certain movements. was ok in a couple of days, hope it doesn't become a regular thing.

apparntly lots of peoples backs go when they cough

yeah can see how

your back would jolt causing it

it felt a bit tender just before i did it

will be a sign not to move next time!

it actually happened when i was bending down ooh er

Canary, I can empathise with your situation only too well.

My back went earlier this year. Never felt anything like it. I had to crawl around on all fours until the painkillers arrived, couldn't stand upright. I cry at nothing, but I felt like it that day.

root canal..not fun

A bad case of Kidney Stones
Only once, hopefully never again

Still remember crawling round the floor of A&E among the blood, sick and p1ss,
vomiting every few minutes.

The few hours from it starting to the first mega-strong painkiller was sheer hell

feeling it now....
Didn't go bed till 3am.....up at 5.30am and I've now been at work for 3 hours :(

food poisoning is up there as it's about 36 hours of pure nausea, drowsiness, the runs ,vomiting...and you cant really stop it either

very painful as you cant even sleep, ure just in bed, waiting for the next vomit or sh1t

the sulphur burps are the most sickening - when the body wants to throw up, but all it can muster is stomach gas - the 'hello, you still there mate?' from the bacteria

most helpless ive ever felt.

titan, you've just reminded me of something.

Years ago, early 90s I went to a big music festival in the south west (you know the one). Really, really hot. On the monday morning they were selling ice cold unpasturised milk, so people were buying it and sharing a bottle. I had a whole 2 pints to myself.

Few days later everyone had the two penny bits except me. Lasted for about 2 days. I thought it was hilarious as I wasn't affected. Then it started and didn't stop for 10 days. I was sh!tting blood after a while, my insides has been cut to ribbons I'd been to the toilet that often.

And I've never been back since!

Worse pain ever........signing over my place in Spain to my Ex Mrs...... :(

Botched wisdom tooth operation. Felt the tooth snap in my mouth as they tried to pull it out. I was in agony for days

Kidney stones.
Tooth Abcess.

Had them both quite recently too :_|

Gall stones,
stomach Ulcers

i had a root canal, from what i heard i was pretty nervous, but it was nothing, i got no pain at all

canaryboy 12 Nov 08:19


last night for me

back went

again! must be a sign of old age

pure agony

ive told you before u get too involved when andy murray plays...you need to relax

Canaryboy limbering up for a life on incapacity benefit and BF imo.

Snapped cruciate ligament.

lol ken

let me guess CJ...it ended yer football career?

gout in my knee last december the word pain cant begin to cover it

gout in my big toe...totally agree ^

Badly torn hamstring for me. Can't even sit on the bog. Brutal.

Lumbar puncture. Bigass needle into the base of your spine to test for Meningitis. Nurse had to have 3 attempts as she kept placing it wrong adn (I think) scratching my spine.

Clarky9 thread

go swimming canaryboy and no more back pains you lazy ....

Far more painful than broken bones - a dislocated shoulder.

sunday..watched northwich beat charlton.............agonising

Nobody down for radiation burns then.

just like to add that since doing my back in, i've caught some horrific cold which has involved spewing all morning

we run good

not sure i should be mixing so much anadin and flu plus

Chilli pepper in the eye hurts I can tell you.

Can't imagine how bad gall/kidney stones are

gout is not bad -a bit sore perhaps but the worst pain ever is having to watch the X Factor last saturday at a supposed party and then after it had finished havinbg to listen to people disussing which silly twit deserved to go

Bliar winning the last election :(

No offence canary, but your continued existence on this Earth make me seriously doubt whether accessible, affordable healthcare is really all it's cracked up to be.

i don't use healthcare

Tearing the cartilage in my knee or rupturing my achilles tendon. I thought I wanted to die when the second one happened.

I have never been in serious pain, ever.

I had a throwing arrow hit me in the face when I was eight but it didnt hurt. I was drenched in blood and it looked like I was going to die from a blood shortage but there was no pain really.

Appendix nearly bursting.

Have pretty much escaped extreme pain, all I can throw into the middle is a couple of broken toes and badly bruised ribs, not much I know. My ex missus used to get horrendous kidney stones and that is probably the most pain I have ever seen anyone in.

I've yet to experience serious pain.

Most I can offer here is when I had my nose cauterised at 13/14 years old. Felt like a lighter was being held under my nose for about 5 seconds. My eyes started streaming. It was over just before I was about to cry. :D

Gout and broken arm for me but tbh neither hurt THAT much!!

Three things come to mind...I ruptured my cruciate ligament playing footie, anyway, many months later I ended up having reconstructive surgery. After a couple of days in the hospital a throng of nurses gathered round to remove the drains that had been placed inside my knee. There's not much to it, all they do is attach some pliers to the end of the tube poking out of your knee then pull it out as fast as they can. The reason for more than one nurse is so that after you've felt the pain from the first drain coming out they have to restrain you for the second one.

Whilst on one of my many outpatient visits for follow up checks I complained about an area of swelling on theinside of my leg just below the knee. It turned out to be fluid that had no place to go so they decided to vent it. I'm not one for needles and when I saw the size of the thing lying in the kidney tray on the trolley I knew it was gonna be bad. The doctor told me it was going to hurt. He wasn't wrong. To vent the fluid from the medial area of the knee they go in from the opposite side so as not to rip through your medial ligament...so basically they shove a needle right through the knee from one side to the other tthen suck out the fluid. I clearly remember the doctor telling me there was 'no need for abuse' when I yelled out 'B@stard' as he shoved the needle in. I also bit one of the nurses whose arm was acros my chest holding me down.

A third occasion occurred in a clap clinic in Dundee. I had a rash on my c0ck and I though I had better get it sorted so I made an appointment. The guy gets me to lie down and starts chit chatting about my job and sexual activity and all that. During the course of our conversation, and at a point where I was completely off guard, he jammed an 8 inch cotton bud down my**s eye which felt like I had been skewered to the table. It was in and out as quick as a flash but I kid you not it was extremely unpleasant. To add insult to injury I had to wait a week to see if my kn0b was going to fall off or not. To further terrorise me I was sent home armed with lots of pamphlets to read...one's about the nastiest of infections, some of which can kill you. I finally got summoned and it turned out that I didn't have any kind of std, I actually had an alergic reaction to some of the oils and greases we used at work.

I also bit one of the nurses whose arm was acros my chest holding me down.

:^0

two broken arms and internal bleeding around teh elbow joints, didnt take anything for the pain, nurses nearly fainted when I told them.

torn knee ligaments

Luckily not the cruciate - but even so, that moment of panic and pain when it happened, i'll never forget it

Swearbox 12 Nov 14:40
I had a rash on my c0ck [...] I actually had an alergic reaction to some of the oils and greases we used at work.

I think there's more to this story than you're letting on, Swearbox.

Broken pelvis back in 03.

Needed the top man in the country to put it back together.

I will be forever grateful.

How do you break your pelvis?

Gordon Brown?

Smashed into a car that some** was reversing on to a main road back in Jan 03.

Repeatedly smashed on the upper arm with a cricket stump ......

"Needed the top man in the country to put it back together."

I'm not quite sure how a rural branch of a retailer of low quality clothing to the poor is going to help you with your pelvis.

Appendicitis hurts to high heaven. I was fine as soon as they operated but the day before was utter agony.

I once jumped over a picket fence and my mate pulled my hand away so that I landed right on my side with half my body dangling on either side of the fence.

That didn't hurt much at all but the paper cut I got from my cornflakes box this morning is fecking killing me.

A double blow job off Janet Street Porter

giving birth would surely top all of these , like pushing a melon out lol

Botched circumcision at 10yo, they used a plastic ring to hold back the remaining skin in those days, rather than stitch it. I had internal bleeding though, which meant a rapid increase in the size of the old fella, but not of the ring. Looked like the start of a balloon animal, when the first twist has been put in. No time for further numbing and what looked like secetaurs were used to remove the ring. the wound was then stitched.

As Bumble Lloyd was said after being caught in the balls by a Thomson fireball, I just wanted them to take away the pain, but leave the swelling!

I've since had around a dozen ops for various other injuries, nothing even comes close.

kidney stones

some good tales of woe there lads....personally having appendicitus when i was a 10 yr old was agony until it got removed will never forget the pain, sprained an ankle badly once very unpleasant, cannot imagine what a ruptured achilles or snapped cruciate ligament feel like and dont think I want to! Had a root canal recently which was fine, the tooth abcess that caused it was not however. Beyond that I think I've gotten off quite lightly in the pain stakes, touch wood!

Seems I wasn't wrong about my kidney stones. Was only a few weeks ago, I keep getting twinges, like it's starting up again. Thankfully, so far it hasn't. Ultrasound scan for them next week :(

I actually had an alergic reaction to some of the oils and greases we used at work.


and so i had to leave the knocking shop :)

camera down my thingy when they checked my bladder out - absolute agony

worst pain ever was playing 5 a side. Bloke swings to have what felt like a roberto carlos special power blaster, completley misses the ball and kicks me square in the nackers. I crawled off the pitch eventually (couldn't walk) but easily the worst pain that I can remember in my life.

myself, dislocated knee cap, broken ribs

worst ive ever seen was a guy whose kneecap shattered on a ruigby field, never seen a groan man scream like that

Dislocated knee cap for me too (twice).
Kneecap ended down at my ankle - off to hospital and doctor tells me to start inhaling this gas and proceeds to try and slot it back into place.

Having part of bowel removed was painful as was having the drains pulled out. A South African doctor i heard talking to another patient suffering gall stones said the worst 3 pains someone could suffer are;

1. A Neuralgia which is known to cause people to commit suicide to escape the pain.
2. Kidney stones/gall stones
3. Giving birth.

made me feel better, although the other patient wasnt happy.

stubbed toe :(

I've not has renal colic, but I'd like to hear from someone who has had both as I can't imagine worse pain than that caused by gallstones. The pain was beyond excruciating and constant. I've had several 'attacks', though thankfully, none for a couple of years, but the worst one lasted nearly 8 hours with no relief.

neuropathic pain, regular painkillers useless.

I completely snapped my achillies tendon in my left foot. The pain is unimaginable.

Ive broken bones and had teeth drilled when the dentist didnt do the anethesis correctly (and then caught the nerve) but the tendon was by far the worst.

when i nearly killed myself falling out of a tree upside down, thankfully all i got was a broken foot

either than or tonselectomy operation

I lost the whole of the 2nd finger on my left hand when it got trapped in a door.

That hurt!

A third occasion occurred in a clap clinic in Dundee. I had a rash on my c0ck and I though I had better get it sorted so I made an appointment. The guy gets me to lie down and starts chit chatting about my job and sexual activity and all that. During the course of our conversation, and at a point where I was completely off guard, he jammed an 8 inch cotton bud down my ***'s eye which felt like I had been skewered to the table.


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mate! i had the same thing done to me a few months back, except i had it done 3 times in succession!

first with an inoculating loop which the fat nurse had stuck in a bunsen burner! then twice shoving a cotton bud

couldnt believe the pain, was scared to take a p1ss for a while, and the thought still makes me shudder :(

been pretty lucky so far, but most pain was tearing anterior and medial knee ligaments

Perianal Haematoma

gallstones for me, had them about 6 or so years, havent had an attack for few years until few weeks ago whilst in usa . went n for 8-9 hours. off to emergency and had scan etc need bladder removng in new year. ( something to look forward to ) . feels like your kidneys will explde and someones blwon a large balloon up inside you. it f uckin knacks.
broke ankle in 6 places playing 5 a side few years ago and that is chicken feed compared to gallstones.

had a cystoscopy - the few days after that were not the most pleasent!!!

Lumbar puncture.Mine took 6 attempts.But wasnt as bad a pain as a tooth abcess I had.Never ever again please God

Ruptured Appendix

Acute viral conjunctivitis, bleeding from the eyes.
Malaria, 3 strains, lost 4 stones.
Food poisoning, several times.
The worst has to be a trapped nerve is the back, absolutely frozen and tears rolling down.

Earache....much, much worse than childbirth.

Some gruesome stuff on here :(

Mine is a textbook bollock incident, but lightweight compared to everyone elses. I was 9 or 10 playing at an adventure playground. It was like this giant wooden climbing frame, only as it was autumn the wood was damp and slippy. My legs splayed apart and I dropped full tilt on to my nads from several feet up. I then fell from the beam, kind of just rotating down to the ground. I was there for about an hour puking up with the pain.

I've also had the camera up the** because I had been p1ssing blood, but that hurt less than the bollock incident. :(

c0ck

ruptured appendix but the upside was an appreciation of the effects of morphine pain relief.
Fck me that stuff is genius,absolutely amazing

Didn't happen to me but I was on an RAF training course years ago where we had to split into teams and go round a circuit of exercises designed to test your lateral thinking out. Many of the exercises required us to build a tripod out of big @rsed 12 ft tree trunks and rope. Word was that one of the guys on one of the other teams was atop their teams tripod when it slipped and the guy's tackle was crushed between the ends of the tree trunks mashing together.

Inner ear infection , nearly overdosed on pethadine trying to make the pain bearable

my wedding day!

my wedding day!

Have had major back problems for years, ops etc.
However for pain gout on the big toe and the duke of argiles at the same time was something to savour

Ouch!