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positively4thsteet
11 Nov 09 23:58
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1. i know Paddy, but I doubled it up with the Archbishop of Canterbury
2. I don't know. It depends if those c.unts at Jewson deliver the f.kin bricks.
3. You're a bit of a cheeky c.unt for someone that can't fly.

top 3 for me.
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Report Klaus Kinski • November 12, 2009 12:17 AM GMT
... I'm not sure, it depends on if them **ing**s deliver the scaffolding on time.
Report owl4life • November 12, 2009 12:31 AM GMT
id like 2 know the start of 2 and 3
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • November 12, 2009 12:32 AM GMT
i know some crackers.....but unfortunately the would all get me banned!!
Report owl4life • November 12, 2009 12:33 AM GMT
go on, treat urself
Report Big Charlie • November 12, 2009 8:09 AM GMT
4. You !!! Pick them peanuts up, get that black **** and fack off.
Report Gene Hackman • November 12, 2009 8:33 AM GMT
I'm warnin' you pal (spoken in a southern accent)
I'll get this one manually ( simple Northern accent)
Sooooo,you come this way do yoooouuuu? (goones type silly voice)
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • November 12, 2009 8:38 AM GMT
It'll take that cvnt ages to paint that fence.
Report Andy Murray • November 12, 2009 8:40 AM GMT
no tomatos
Report STUDYFORM • November 12, 2009 8:44 AM GMT
Norman's fallen over
I's impotant and I is gonna LOOK impotant
Dat ain't no canoe, Dat's my 'flection
Report Mully • November 12, 2009 8:44 AM GMT
Lenny Bennett hosted one.
Report Jimbo747 • November 12, 2009 9:54 AM GMT
Know it? I fvcking wrote it!
Report positively4thsteet • November 12, 2009 9:56 AM GMT
like that one jimbo
Report Big Charlie • November 12, 2009 12:09 PM GMT
Fack the other step, I'll pi$$ here.
Report speedypro • November 12, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
What rumour is that Des?
Sounds like some khunt whistling to me.
We've had picalilli sandwiches.
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