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what time does the trolley with your tablets arrive
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Leona Lewis o' clock.
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A chit chatter has possibly held hands with a female.
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round the chocolate fireguard past the icecream cone ok teapot .
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a dog has trodden in human sh1t.
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someone wins the lottery
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a 1.01 on here loses, no proof but it must have happened.
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Liverpool winning the league.
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Mum and Dad had it off
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somewon watched groundhog day
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andy murray won a grand slam
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oh wait, nope
didn't happen |
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hmmmm
I think the title of this thread might be a bit advanced for some of you. |
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TWIGGY tipped a decent priced winner?
er no, perhaps not :( |
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after visiting a member of the public to advise that the recent flooding was in fact a 1 in 30 year statistical event, and the drainage system is expected to fail under these conditions, we had to go back the next week to advise that the 2nd storm was a 1 in 50 year statistical event..... true story, and despite knowing that it is correct you have to feel stupid and guity saying it.
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lecturer giving a statistics lesson- tossed a coin onto the table - 'statistically this will land 50% heads and 50% tails'
it landed on its side |
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a wildebeest getting its leg caught in a chest freezer.
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3 people in england are now changing a light bulb
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one of them is coachbuster
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a forumite in A&E with a bloodied todger and a cheesegrater
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wolsey end once felt love for the fairer sex
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sitting next to another forumite stuck in a hoover attachment
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the 2 of em discussing the going at Chelters
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BBC showed test match cricket live.
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:^0 Splicer
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both sympathising with each other as to how dangerous it can be making a grated cheese salad and hoovering in the nude when THE WORLDS GREATEST JOCKEY distracts you when he STRIKES AGAIN
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