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larry grayson
10 Nov 09 13:24
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Almost every episode there's a few things that just wouldn't happen in real life.
None of Tony Gordons family get past 40 because of hereditary heart disease yet when he gets pains in his chest he thinks its indigestion.
Manages to look after Maria by taking out life insurance despite family history of heart disease.
Debt collector takes van off Joe without any documents and also ignores boat on drive.
Builder takes slates off Dev's roof, a task which for one bloke going up and down a ladder would have taken all day but Dev doesn't notice.
Same builder drops down aluminium ladder from 1st storey with hands on sides of ladder but no gloves but doesn't burn hands.
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Report the butterfly collector September 17, 2010 6:09 PM BST
never discuss wages when one of the business owners is offering someone a job
Report Rocket to the FACE September 17, 2010 6:18 PM BST
they always ask for "a pint" but never say what of.


all they ever have at breakfast is toast cut into triangles (unless you're the scummy family then you have a fried breakfast.)
Report morpteh mackem September 17, 2010 7:36 PM BST
liz macdonald never gets the clap
Report ReaseHeath September 17, 2010 7:45 PM BST
^Laugh
Report ReaseHeath September 17, 2010 7:46 PM BST
Lloyd whose last girfriend was basically a tramp, is now dating a lap dancer.
Report tambhoy5 September 17, 2010 7:51 PM BST
in all the years as a barmaid betty's never had her back door bashed in.Shocked
Report ReaseHeath September 17, 2010 7:55 PM BST
Trevor still has n't broken Nick Tilsley's jaw.
Report morpteh mackem September 17, 2010 8:02 PM BST
its a matter of time
Report the butterfly collector September 17, 2010 9:15 PM BST
they go in the kebab shop when their sober
Report FatherMaguire September 18, 2010 12:26 AM BST
Nobody follows Maria around the street masturbating 3 steps behnd her
Report scissors September 18, 2010 11:28 AM BST
you must have missed FRESH's appearances then
Report HH Sultan Vinegar September 18, 2010 11:29 AM BST
I haven't heard football discussed for a long time, apart from that bloke who pretended he was a pro footballer so he could bash Rosie's back doors in. Used to be plenty of mentions of Man City years ago.
Report scissors September 18, 2010 11:33 AM BST
they used to discuss Weatherfield Rovers ..Curly, Jack, Kevin for starters used to go the matches...but I can see how Man City could be mistaken for them  Laugh
Report panglima September 18, 2010 10:39 PM BST
Anyone see fridays episode

Nick said to Natasha " sit down relax TAKE THE FEET OFF YOUR WEIGHT"


FFS!!!

Cannot belive they let that one go Cry( about  15 min in )
Report scissors September 19, 2010 10:56 AM BST
it was meant to be a joke
Report scissors September 19, 2010 10:57 AM BST
pang
I think it has head your gone over m8 Love
Report Nilsson Schmilsson September 19, 2010 11:38 AM BST
typical essex boy, thick as a plank
Report scissors September 19, 2010 12:51 PM BST
INCOMING !!
Report morpteh mackem September 19, 2010 7:37 PM BST
natasha takes an overdose this week.
Report everythings gone green September 19, 2010 7:49 PM BST
FFS stop doing that on a thread without ***SPOILER ALERT*** in its title.
Report morpteh mackem September 19, 2010 8:28 PM BST
sorry egg, i do apologise.Shocked
Report STEPTOES YARD September 19, 2010 8:30 PM BST
Michelle is still single
Report everythings gone green September 19, 2010 8:53 PM BST
No worries mm Grin
Report harry31 September 19, 2010 9:07 PM BST
Des Barnes goes into the Kabin to get the papers on Good Friday for the betting shop with a massive hanger - rita says you look a bit rough you should have the day off and go back to bed - -he says i can't it's my busiest day of the year!!!!
Report panglima September 19, 2010 10:49 PM BST
Forums gone to pot

it took someone ten hours Laugh
Report cooperman September 20, 2010 11:41 AM BST
People keep coming in t' Rovers with suntans, even in t' middle of winter.
Report scissors September 20, 2010 11:46 AM BST
streets never been dug up by utility companies
Report scissors September 20, 2010 11:46 AM BST
jehovahs witnesses never knock at anyones door
Report scissors September 20, 2010 11:47 AM BST
nobodys ever urinated in a shop doorway
Report scissors September 20, 2010 11:48 AM BST
nobodys noticed the corner shop is owned and run byu a wooden puppet
Report scissors September 20, 2010 11:48 AM BST
called Dev
Report morpteh mackem September 20, 2010 7:38 PM BST
natashas gone radio rental
Report Huggy September 20, 2010 8:22 PM BST
Nobody seen in the Rovers with a copy of the Racing post picking out there 0.05p ew all ew lucky 15's
Report Dick Quax September 20, 2010 8:33 PM BST
Graham would be a virgin in real life.
In corrie he's hanging out of the back of a Grade-A megavixen.
Report Dick Quax September 20, 2010 8:35 PM BST
Emily was in the early stages of Alzheimer's about 10 years ago.
Report morpteh mackem September 20, 2010 8:39 PM BST
the red rec is never seen
Report cooperman September 21, 2010 2:10 PM BST
Can't remember drugs being mentioned except when Joe got mashed on painkillers.Corrie= drug free zone.
Report bix September 26, 2010 8:57 AM BST
The Pea**** are moving to another area but no word of how they will sell the butchers or get a mortgage or rent in the new area without jobs.
Report bix September 26, 2010 8:58 AM BST
Ashley and Clair. Sorry BF police.
Report black shuck September 26, 2010 9:37 AM BST
you never see the reptile deidre on her flat rock warming up in the sun
Report Cricketer September 26, 2010 10:48 AM BST
never see the addicted ones huddled outside the rovers in the pi$$ing rain trying to have a smoke.
Report scissors September 26, 2010 11:05 AM BST
the ugliest and nuttiest get the good looking birds in corry
Report TEN2FOLLOWER September 26, 2010 11:18 AM BST
the butterfly collector     17 Sep 10 21:15 
they go in the kebab shop when their sober


I do that.  But for a chicken kebab rather than a donner.
Report Alfie_Bird September 26, 2010 11:27 AM BST
In the Rovers the barmaids must be psychic, the customers just ask for a pint and the barmaid knows that they mean bitter or lager or ****ss...
Report scissors September 26, 2010 11:27 AM BST
OMG  and you posted THAT sober
Report Alfie_Bird September 26, 2010 11:28 AM BST
Kin ell, I only said ginsis..
Report cooperman September 27, 2010 12:32 PM BST
They never replaced Blanche...Queen of the one liners. Really miss those acerbic put downs she came out with. 24ct.
Report morpteh mackem September 27, 2010 8:39 PM BST
natasha just took an overdose on friday, now she's gone into underworld working everyone. surely should be at home recuperating.
Report danniellasmincepies September 27, 2010 8:44 PM BST
GUΙΝΕSS
Report danniellasmincepies September 27, 2010 8:45 PM BST
GUΙΝNΕSS
Report SatelliteFlight September 27, 2010 8:46 PM BST
Rosie (.)(.) Shocked
Report ReaseHeath September 27, 2010 8:47 PM BST
1. Sian's mum would get it

2. Natasha gonna get Gail tin tack in a minute.
Report STEPTOES YARD September 27, 2010 8:47 PM BST
loving rosie on the kitchen worktop Silly
Report SatelliteFlight September 27, 2010 8:48 PM BST
Michelle Love
Report morpteh mackem September 27, 2010 8:48 PM BST
gail deserves the old nine, ten ,jack , disgraceful what she did.
Report SatelliteFlight September 27, 2010 8:51 PM BST
Gail is 103 Laugh bloody looks like it anyway
Report ReaseHeath September 27, 2010 8:53 PM BST
Natasha bipolar
Gail piece of work
Report morpteh mackem September 27, 2010 8:53 PM BST
err should this not be done in private.
Report STEPTOES YARD September 27, 2010 8:53 PM BST
He couldnt just sack someone like that ffs

suspend her maybe
Report ReaseHeath September 27, 2010 8:54 PM BST
now thinks she's Alan Partridge [:o]
Report STEPTOES YARD September 27, 2010 8:54 PM BST
totally mm

the doc would have dragged them in the office, hes as bad as gail discussing it outthere
Report punterfleecer September 27, 2010 9:40 PM BST
gail is a lizard
Report bix September 28, 2010 10:12 PM BST
Natasha leaves without suitcase or belongings and in the same dress she's worn for days.
Report Max and Paddy September 28, 2010 10:34 PM BST
bix - I collected Natasha's stuff from Audrey's house yesterday afternoon. Natasha's here now. You'll be delighted to know that she's not wearing that dress any more.
Report bix September 29, 2010 7:52 AM BST
scary!
Report morpteh mackem September 29, 2010 8:59 AM BST
is she wearing her liverpool shirt ?
Report scissors September 29, 2010 3:44 PM BST
^^ says someone whO can't spell MORPETH  Grin
Report Capt__F September 29, 2010 5:36 PM BST
murpeth
Report cooperman September 30, 2010 4:39 PM BST
Can anyone confirm...rosie,sian and sophie sharing a room?Love
Report ReaseHeath September 30, 2010 8:41 PM BST
Trevor still has n't broken Nick Tilsley's jaw.

Nearly!
Report morpteh mackem October 1, 2010 8:48 AM BST
nick tilsley aka the human punchbag
Report scissors October 1, 2010 9:57 AM BST
anything minor starts  up in the Factory and the staff are told
"Take the rest of the day off and don't worry you will be paid for the day".
Report morpteh mackem October 1, 2010 8:03 PM BST
john stape got a job in the bokkies but he's never there.
colin fishwick hasnt started to smell.
Report morpteh mackem October 1, 2010 8:03 PM BST
bookies
Report everythings gone green October 1, 2010 8:07 PM BST
Isn't Fishwick encased in concrete?
Report morpteh mackem October 1, 2010 8:40 PM BST
yes, but would the smell not begin to seep out ? im not au fait with bodies encased in concrete though. i stand to be corrected egg Mischief
Report panglima October 1, 2010 8:43 PM BST
Emily Bishop would never be seen in a dive like the Rovers
Report everythings gone green October 1, 2010 8:46 PM BST
Depends how deep it is I suppose.

I missed the bit when they dumped the body.
Report morpteh mackem October 1, 2010 8:49 PM BST
it is quite deep egg, dont know how the story will unfold to be honest.
Report everythings gone green October 1, 2010 8:51 PM BST
No-one gets away with anything in Corry.
Report morpteh mackem October 1, 2010 8:55 PM BST
exactly, the viewing public can't be seeing crime to pay. we cant have a crime ridden society. oh wait a minute....
Report panglima October 1, 2010 8:56 PM BST
Eddie Yates never washed his hat
Report ReaseHeath October 4, 2010 8:28 PM BST
you never see Eddie Windass playing in one of the big golf tournaments or with a Cuban cigar and a glass of Rioja!
Report Rocket to the FACE October 4, 2010 8:39 PM BST
slightly off-topic but that wheelchair bird is very punchable.

A bit like the boy in Eastenders.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar October 4, 2010 8:46 PM BST
top drawer acting display from the Dev-ster this evening. Plain
Report everythings gone green October 4, 2010 8:50 PM BST
Plain
Report cooperman October 5, 2010 1:49 PM BST
Never see Dev stood next to anything wooden...stops confusion imo.
Report Howdi October 5, 2010 2:15 PM BST
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slightly off-topic but that wheelchair bird is very punchable.

A bit like the boy in Eastenders.

ffs
Report BonnieDday October 5, 2010 5:52 PM BST
Many moons ago, there was a "live race" in the Corrie bookies, purportedly from Haydock according to the commentary. Track was right handed though.

More recently, someone enquired the price of a horse in an up and coming race, to be told instantly by Leanne (thinly veiled "BonnieDday is a Corrie addict")that is was 40/1. No reference to a screen or to Corrie equivalent of SI S. I wish my local was that quick. She didn't even offer him £1 at 40s and the rest at 12s, or "win only, sir". Being a small independent, I don't suppose Barlow's needs a head office to cower behind.

I think it's already been mentioned that they're all skint but spend their evenings in the pub and mornings in Roy's. Have they not heard of "austerity measures" (yuk) in the Street?
Report HH Sultan Vinegar October 11, 2010 12:33 PM BST
That Irish barman in the Rovers is supposed to be a lady's man with countless conquests, yet hasn't even got a smelly finger off Michelle.
Report Veridis Quo October 11, 2010 12:38 PM BST

. No reference to a screen or to Corrie equivalent of SI S


Happy

Report Whippet October 11, 2010 7:35 PM BST
Someone with ginger hair could never pull, let alone an attractive young lass like her.
Report everythings gone green October 11, 2010 7:50 PM BST
Fishwick is back!
Report 2smiggy October 11, 2010 7:51 PM BST
agreed whippet
Report HH Sultan Vinegar October 11, 2010 8:40 PM BST
that family are attracted to gingers though. Her sister was humping Gary Windass and the Dad is sorting out Liz McDonald.
Report SelkirkAgain October 12, 2010 1:45 AM BST
As has been mentioned, Emily Bishop had Alzheimers 10 years ago and as someone who has run a pub there is no way that Steve Mcdonald could have as much social life as he does AND run another business.

And why is there no pervert knocking one out in the bus stop everytime Rosie Webster flounces up and down the street Love
Report cooperman October 14, 2010 4:24 PM BST
Tram hits Dev's shop and he's at cash & carry...it's just wrong!(December)
Report cooperman October 16, 2010 8:26 AM BST
Rosie's in trouble(following a kitchen fire) and nobody has offered to decorate her back room.Mischief
Report panglima October 16, 2010 8:56 AM BST
David bangs head & loses his memory Shocked
Driving at 10 mph Laugh
Report bix November 20, 2016 7:07 PM GMT
I know it's only a soap but the scriptwriters seem to have a very thin grasp of what goes on in the real world and the latest story with Phelan and the property scam is ridiculous. People paying £15000 deposit on apartments and no-one has noticed that there have never been any workmen on site. Sarah coming up with the deposit and getting a mortgage although all she's got is a part time job in the Rovers. I could go on...............
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