My wife says that she is going to Asda

Follow her...

Having a affair with MrWinner.

i thought i seen her in the fruit and vedge isle dancing with a marrow....






ooooo she,s a big girl ;)

when she gets back surely she will have some groceries.

i confronted her

after looking at her feet for a bit, she mumbled about having to put a charity box together. I am even more suspicious now; wtf would she have to do that at 8pm on a Wednesday night. blokes that she works with all live local. trying to think of an excuse as to why she shouldn't go.

Asda is her nickname for me

hth

She's addicted to the Whoops! bin.

Dont worry about it untill she tells you she has been feeding the ducks with a mate. Then you can start sh1tting it.

Aisle be back

lol

the guys name is george

ASDA
what does it all mean?

She might be knocking somebody off in the bakery dept.gl

ASsociated DAiries i think

she is still here!!!! ffs if she had nothing to hide she would have just said "look, I want to go tonight"

we have talked hypothetically before about what each other would do if the other was caught having a fling; I said that he would have my sympathy. don't know how I will react now

barrelman 11 Nov 20:12


ASsociated DAiries i think

I that it, I thought it was asian samba dancing association.

just heard the kettle

prefer your option

ask to see her shopping list, women cant go to ASDA without a list..

offer to drive her there.

maybe she is just going to the delicatessen rotisserie for a spit roast

monsieur p 11 Nov 19:59


i confronted her

after looking at her feet for a bit, she mumbled about having to put a charity box together. I am even more suspicious now; wtf would she have to do that at 8pm on a Wednesday night. blokes that she works with all live local. trying to think of an excuse as to why she shouldn't go.


NOT great replies here but......

she first said she was going to ASDA?

and then she changed her story?

not looking great :-(

i was in asda earlier, some bloke with a circumcised member put it on the counter and said roll that back.

i'll get my coat!!!

she now says she's not going. I am following her from room to room to make it really hard for her to use her mobile phone cos she'll be tring to cancel her tryst.

if she goes into the dumper in the next 10 mins my marriage is over :(

sad to hear this mr p

shes most prob put it on vibrate

mate

just ask her if you could help her with the charity box thing

im assuming you both have cars

tell her you are going out with the lads

park further down the road

and then wait and see and possiblt follow

let her go out and when she comes home sniff her blutt

keep a close eye on her and act normal

You need to worry if she says she is shopping for extra bread for duck-feeding purposes.

thanks Sherlocks

I'm watching the tennis, got bored of being in the same room as her :D

might cop a feel later and see if she shivers

Tell her you want to go on jeremy Kyle show and get her to do the lie detecter test

Your probably being over sensitive, but check her knickers later just in case.

Not very classy from your wife it must be said.


I mean don't you shop at Waitrose like the rest of us on here, Asda is full of chavs.

p - she must be getting porked down at the butchers counter

check her gusset for mung

if shes blonde , im pumping her,,

I got dragged to the Asda in Clapham yesterday, to my knowledge it is the first time I've ever been in one of their outlets and I was pleasantly surprised I must say. Really nice strawberries and grapes and a seafood linguine which was about £3 quid I think that was rather good as well.

monsieur - take heart. If the freezer's rammed there'll be no room for you in it.

In my experience women hoard. They're like crows. A crow can build a nest 6ft long just for the hell of it.

Is your wife a crow?

Be careful Monsieur P

A woman who was tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on her husband with herself as the beneficiary.

A 'friend of a friend' was contacted who put her in touch with a dark-side, underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the wifey that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £5,000.

The wifey said he was willing to pay that amount, but that she wouldn't have the cash until she could collect her husbands insurance money.

Artie insisted the wifey paid him something up front, so the wifey opened her purse, and showed Artie the single pound coin. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the murder.

A few days later, Artie followed the woman's man to the local Asda where he surprised him in the fruit & veg department. He then proceeded to strangle him with his bare hands, but as the poor unsuspecting man drew his last breath and slumped to the floor the manager of the fruit & veg department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the fruit & veg manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by security cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.
Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements and clever charity box ruse with the callous wifey.

The next day in the newspaper,the headline declared............"Artie chokes 2 for a pound in Asda"

another dock pond thread.  popcorn at the ready

if the missus told me she was going to WASDA i dump her

but she already dump me

Chin up !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x59kS2AOrGM

8 Year Old thread I wonder what the Outcome was