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bad breath and a worthless currency
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All mexicans have tiny pen1ses, you will be fine.
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To be accompanied by a couple of US border patrol guards, battering you senseless with metal truncheons.
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A bottle of tequila and a smile!
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A cactus parked in your rectum
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I think, on the whole, I'm favouring Orioles idea so far.
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Loaded gun. (NAP)
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Maracas.
Here's a site which tells you how to make them! http://www.dltk-kids.com/World/mexico/mexican_maracas.htm |
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An El Paso Taco kit from Tesco.
Really authentic. |
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Gayish scarf is a must 'ave!
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Or an even easier way to make them:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4457492_make-own-mexican-maracas-household.html |
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That's brilliant Tommy! I may or may not have time tomorrow to do that, but I hope I do!
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That's brilliant Tommy! I may or may not have time tomorrow to do that, but I hope I do!
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Two fried eggs and a pole
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lessons from canary in banditry
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a cigerette
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HEY GRINGO!! SHOW US YER TEQUILAS.TA ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Donkey a must have.
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A dyslexic went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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I think I remember the op arguing with an American over who would pay for the ice cream for the party
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