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09 Nov 09
17:04
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I am obviously too refined for the mass of common oiks who inhabit this forum.
Take my advice and remove it from your vocabulary. It shows you up and the 'birds' who don't mind being referred to by it are all rough old tramps who drink pints of mild.
Take my advice and remove it from your vocabulary. It shows you up and the 'birds' who don't mind being referred to by it are all rough old tramps who drink pints of mild.
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I think its a nice term of endearment myself.i hope this helps
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split aarse
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It is common as muck, I'll have you know
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please don't call the birds 'tramps'
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This coming from a person who thought it appropriate and inoffensive to call people "mugs".
I, vividly, recall you stating that this word was acceptable, at which point you lost all credibility. While never on the receiving end, personally, I could not believe that someone of supposed intelligence could not realise the offensiveness of that term. I stopped calling Young Ladies "birds" around 25 years ago. |
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I've always liked the term 'lass', even though I'm not scottish.
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you can`t beat a nice bit of skirt
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If THE BIRD HAS TATS AND DRINKS PINTS SHE IS A TRAMP, OTHERWISE BIRD IS FINE.
FFS excuse caps cant be arsed to retype |
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Ho has a ring to it.
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"F anny" despite being a word for a private part, is the general term I use for women
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"Tarts" can be seen as endearing to some.
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"it" has a certain ring to it i think
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Why not throw the history of our British slang in the bin and go back to the caveman days and start over. I suggest we use UG! for women & UG! UG! for men.
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good idea,i like the old hair dragging thing
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Political correctness will turn us all into mindless cardboard cutouts or worse, people afraid to speak at all incase we somehow upset someone.
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I am PC gone mad imo.
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"I am PC gone mad imo....."
Almost right. Just omit "PC mad" and you are spot on.... |
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Arm candy is much better
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Better than Richards I suppose.
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According to the online slang dictionary, the term "Bird" when used to mean a female, is only 17% vulgar.
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How do you address your ladies liveforver?
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I'm not sure about this thread i'll go and ask my **.
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bint is the way foward
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forward even
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'Trollop' is the decent way to describe 'em.
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I always call them birds. None of the scrubbers seem to mind.
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Is it ok to use 'my tart ' ?
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A pleasing thread, seeking to both educate and restore a sense of decorum to the forum.
Referring to women as birds is naff - please use women or girls in the future. And if you are on the "settee humping my bird's clunge in the lounge", then you have committed four solecisms*. Try on the "sofa pleasuring my woman in the living room". If you really must be anatomically specific, try referring to her "clunge" as her *****or more pleasing still, her lulu. If you need to wipe up after committing such a deed, then a napkin is used, never a serviette. *A solecism in this context is a violation of language |
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***** f Anny
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Use a napkin? Nonsense, everyone knows one zuffles one's wang on the curtains after a hump. It's the law.
Well it's not really but it darn well should be. |
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Has anyone got a 'lulu' back catalogue
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doris here
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Why not have a "tweet" about it?
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