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bint on table next you in pub is puffing away and directing all her cancerous smoke towards you for no reason apart from the fact she's a selfish bint.
do you
a) slap her
b) move
c) pretend to suffocate
d) wind her up about the imminent smoking ban
do you
a) slap her
b) move
c) pretend to suffocate
d) wind her up about the imminent smoking ban
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smoking diemma is worse than tobacco
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b) move
She didn't like you |
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i apologise, but it's getting dark now.
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Shout FIRE and throw a bucket of water over her.
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Stick your head up your arse and hopefully you will suffocate.
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e) ask for a smoke, buy her a drink, take her back to yours, unleash spooge monster.
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el dud she munted.
i personally chose 3 of the 4 options but was interested what others would do. |
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albi, you're such a tease :x
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el dud she munted.
So? |
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Blow it back in her face.
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i have standards
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There is nothing worse than Quaver eating**s gloating about the imminent smoking ban, hopefully you will get run over by a bus before July 1st.
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do you mean that? :0
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And hopefully the bus drivers name will be Benson........oh sweet justice.
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You have no idea how much I despise people like you Canary.
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but why?
what have i ever done to offend you? |
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Beautiful
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i don't despise you back btw.
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Yes yes, run along.
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what you been drinking tonight?
i fancy a baileys or malibu with my forthcoming hawaiian pizza. |
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Night night Canary....... I just wish I could be the person that you approach and talk down to when the ban comes in.......a cigarette in the eye often offends. Sweet dreams.
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bless you
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** you
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Albs, is your hero Joey barton?
You're warming to the north :D |
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Now we are even, you have blessed me and I have v you.
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roflcopters
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Indeed
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roflcopters
what is this please? |
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hate threads have risen 67% since canaryboys return. coincidence?
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Good point frasier. that point deserves its own thread imo.
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:p
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You are driving down the road and your car is belching out lots carcenogenic pollutants. Whilst you are driving you notice a few pedestrians are holding their hands over their mouths in protest at your filthy exhaust emissions
Do you a) wish we didn't have to live with such pernicious technologies (but carry on driving anyway) b) say to those with their hands over their mouths 'fook off to the country if you want to breath clean air' c) start whinging on about passive smoking at every given opportunity in the hope you will somehow create a scapegoat for your filthy (and harmful to the public health) lifestyle choice |
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its about time this forum got back to what it does best, petty bickering. its all been far too loved up recently imo
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i don't drive
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Less than two weeks to ago, and the squealing of the smoking brigade is now reaching the higher octaves....
Beautiful, just beautiful :^O |
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(Frasier)
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Whoops :^0 :^0
]:) |
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who the, cor blimey trousers, is the rankingmissp please?
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