smoking diemma

smoking diemma is worse than tobacco

b) move

She didn't like you

i apologise, but it's getting dark now.

Shout FIRE and throw a bucket of water over her.

Stick your head up your arse and hopefully you will suffocate.

e) ask for a smoke, buy her a drink, take her back to yours, unleash spooge monster.

el dud she munted.

i personally chose 3 of the 4 options but was interested what others would do.

albi, you're such a tease :x

el dud she munted.

So?

Blow it back in her face.

i have standards

There is nothing worse than Quaver eating**s gloating about the imminent smoking ban, hopefully you will get run over by a bus before July 1st.

do you mean that? :0

And hopefully the bus drivers name will be Benson........oh sweet justice.

You have no idea how much I despise people like you Canary.

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but why?

what have i ever done to offend you?

Beautiful

i don't despise you back btw.

Yes yes, run along.

what you been drinking tonight?

i fancy a baileys or malibu with my forthcoming hawaiian pizza.

Night night Canary....... I just wish I could be the person that you approach and talk down to when the ban comes in.......a cigarette in the eye often offends. Sweet dreams.

bless you

** you

Albs, is your hero Joey barton?
You're warming to the north :D

Now we are even, you have blessed me and I have v you.

roflcopters

Indeed

roflcopters

what is this please?

hate threads have risen 67% since canaryboys return. coincidence?

Good point frasier. that point deserves its own thread imo.

:p

You are driving down the road and your car is belching out lots carcenogenic pollutants. Whilst you are driving you notice a few pedestrians are holding their hands over their mouths in protest at your filthy exhaust emissions

Do you

a) wish we didn't have to live with such pernicious technologies (but carry on driving anyway)

b) say to those with their hands over their mouths 'fook off to the country if you want to breath clean air'

c) start whinging on about passive smoking at every given opportunity in the hope you will somehow create a scapegoat for your filthy (and harmful to the public health) lifestyle choice

its about time this forum got back to what it does best, petty bickering. its all been far too loved up recently imo

i don't drive

Less than two weeks to ago, and the squealing of the smoking brigade is now reaching the higher octaves....

Beautiful, just beautiful :^O

(Frasier)

Whoops :^0 :^0

]:)

who the, cor blimey trousers, is the rankingmissp please?

Secret admirer

albion?

LOL :)

Bungle, imo.

How very dare you!

i have so many admirers on this forum therankingmissp, you will have to narrow it down a touch.

What can I say? I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love here.

bungle :x

(her) :(

**1.01

no flirting hete please

I am SOOOOO flatttered I can't tell you! :)

can't spell thats ok imo..

TheRankingMissP 18 Jun 21:38
What can I say? I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love here.

canaryboy?

yuo wot

Hang on, I just have to put my child to bed.

The 'squealing' of the 12 million smokers isn't as loud as the 'squealing' of the less than 12 million anti smokers Grim. I do love an anti smoking Chelsea fan,such bigotry and so so ironic.

is, i have to put my child to bed, a euphamism for im tucking it back in my trousers?

good to have you back albi.

:)

unleash the rage

How's your Dad?

Ah Albion, we agree on several things (our northern friends being one) but we shall never agree on this....

Chelsea fan? I don't watch football, you must have me mistaken for someone else.

No rage here Canary, I genuinely pity you and your ilk.

whose dad?

I have, apologies.

Wash your mouth out Frasier.

you pity healthy people?

bizarre.

If you are healthy Canary, I am a dutchman

There is another poster named, Grim Reaper?

Sadly I don't think we'll ever get to the bottom of this mystery.

Guess we should lay off you a bit though Albion...

You must be feeling the despair of the last SS troops in the Bunker...knowing the war is lost and the enemy are about to enter your dank, musty catacombs ;)

roflcopters

Dunno, El D, but I am the original :)

** me its 9.45, I have cigarettes to smoke, el collaspso to drink and music to listen to. Night all, it has been a good day on this here Chit Chat today, ore maybe I have just been in an exceptionally good mood, to be fair that usually changes when Canary appears and tonight is no exception. Cyanara. Oh and before I go, it was me who killed Justin Fashunu the Norwich**.

Night Albion...make sure you stub it out thoroughly before you go to sleep :)

I would go for E
Go up to her & ask if you can weigh her t!ts

Then get a handful & go WWWWHHHHHEEEYYYYYYY !!

lol harsh!

What's roflcopters?

rofflemfao

1. roflcopters
1. ROFL written in a more emphatic manner.

2. Response to an incredibly funny statement.

"Roflcopters lollerskates"

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Do you HAVE to take the magic out of everything?

there isn't a word to describe how good that pic is :D

That's more like it.

is that a rabbit ??

What you you boys know about a rabbit?

It's a helicopter

it's a roflcopter actually

Ding dong, you're wong.

bhita

hmmmm

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