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Jesus, how did anyone survive the 40's and 50's.
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Yep, you would think that everyone would have been dead by now
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I could be wrong...but I'm beggining to detect the distinct aroma of a single issue Zealot. This species, unfortunately, appears to be thriving under the elf n safety culture of our nanny state.
They are easily recognisable by a droning, grating nasal whine and an ability to quote vast tracts of the Daily Mail opinions column vebatum. These self appointed lifestyle Tzars are singularly unable to prevent themselves from meddling in issues, and usually only stop telling other people what to do when their heads have got stuck so far up their own @rses that no-one can hear them any more...or when someone delivers an inevitable well aimed right hook. Now I'm off outside for a Malboro. |
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well done shatner :)
very well reasoned old boy i'm pleased that you are going outside for the smoke |
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Ban non-smokers from standing outside. They probably wouldn't as they are said to have more common sense than smokers.
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malboro! brokeback mountain posers choice you wouldnt even skin a joint with one ,malboro ffs
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Yeah I know, but they just seem to go so well with the gingham shirt, cowboy hat and chaps I like to wear of an evening. Benson and hedges just wouldn't cut it. ;-)
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good job ya dont smoke silk cut ;)
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My best mate died through cigarettes :-(
He got run over by a Benson & Hedges truck whilst cycling to the non smoking alcohol free village church hall end of month line dancing party in aid of asthma sufferers. You cannot hide ! |
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:^0
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My grandad died at Auschwitz........
He got pi$$ed and fell out of the watchtower! :-) |
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you should be chewing tobaccy or beef jerky, or is beef jerky slang for something?
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a laugh is great
but note- not one sensible denial from any smoker |