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Report punterfleecer November 6, 2009 10:42 PM GMT
COLA

Cocaine Orifice Like Anus
Report a bitofinterest November 6, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
greggs fancies me :(
Report panglima November 6, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
Which county produces over half of Englands cider?
Report mr blue 1982 November 6, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
i work with a big lesbian
Report punterfleecer November 6, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
Devon'? to piglimia
Report punterfleecer November 6, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
or pygmilion or whatever
Report panglima November 6, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
panglima 06 Nov 23:43
Which county produces over half of Englands cider?


I was very suprised when I found out it was Herefordshire !
Report punterfleecer November 6, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
doesn't surprise me, it's still down in the south
Report panglima November 6, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
always thought it was Somerset
Report punterfleecer November 6, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
why not Cornwall?
Report thegame November 6, 2009 10:48 PM GMT
Liverpool are sh!te rather than just being on a blip
Report panglima November 6, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
suprised that you did not know that last week or even earlier !
Report Joel November 6, 2009 10:50 PM GMT
Shocking will win the Melbourne Cup
Report captaincuttle November 6, 2009 10:53 PM GMT
There are 10 million Black Holes in the Milky Way.
Report dk1986 November 6, 2009 10:54 PM GMT
Good one pumphol. :)
Report dk1986 November 6, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
If we all pool our 'somethings' together we can take the world on, armed with information ranging from the trivial to the esoteric.

Don't be shy! :D
Report panglima November 6, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
Some 50 years ago a BBC camera crew herded a group of Lemmings to a cliffs edge & proceeded to film them as they were forced to jump off to their deaths as though they were commiting suicide, this has led to a majority of people thinking this is normal behaviour for Lemmings, nothing could be further from the truth.
Report Coachbuster November 6, 2009 11:21 PM GMT
didnt realise the 'Grand slam' relates to all 4 tournaments and not just the one :0
Report dk1986 November 6, 2009 11:22 PM GMT
:^0 Coach.

Good one again pump. At least we got a good computer game out of it though! Lemmings on the Amiga Commodore was a cracking game.
Report Tommy Toes November 6, 2009 11:23 PM GMT
That there's such a food stuff as 'mock duck' and 'mock chicken'.
Report blackjackking November 6, 2009 11:27 PM GMT
that russell brand is dusting katy perry!!
Report Coachbuster November 6, 2009 11:28 PM GMT
lol dk ...no wonder i always lost on the tennis markets
Report Far From Trouble November 6, 2009 11:31 PM GMT
Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) swings both ways
Report captaincuttle November 6, 2009 11:31 PM GMT
Coachbuster

The term
Report Big Charlie November 6, 2009 11:35 PM GMT
A bit stupid fora**ney I suppose, but I didn't know that Bow Bells weren't in Bow.

And for others who didn't know, they're in Cheapside.

The region in which**neys reside has changed over time, and is no longer the whole of London. A common belief is that in order to be a**ney, one must have been born within earshot of the Bow Bells. However, the church of St Mary-le-Bow was destroyed in 1666 by the Great Fire of London and rebuilt by Sir Christopher Wren. After the bells were destroyed again in 1941 in The Blitz of World War II, and before they were replaced in 1961, there was a period when by this definition no 'Bow-bell'**neys could be born. The use of such a literal definition produces other problems, since the area around the church is no longer residential and the noise of the area makes it unlikely that many people would be born within earshot of the bells anymore.[13]

A study was carried by the city in 2000 to see how far the Bow Bells could be heard, and it was estimated that the bells would have been heard six miles to the east, five miles to the north, three miles to the south, and four miles to the west. According to the legend of Dick Whittington the bells could once be heard from as far away as Highgate. The association with**ney and the East End in the public imagination may be due to many people assuming that Bow Bells are to be found in the district of Bow, rather than the lesser known St Mary-le-Bow church, in Cheapside.


Migration and evolution
Today, certain elements of**ney English are declining in usage within the area it is most associated with, displaced by a Jamaican Creole-influenced variety popular among young Londoners (sometimes referred to as "Jafaican") (they are called whiggers by many, for obvious reasons) particularly, though far from exclusively, those of Afro-Caribbean descent.

Nevertheless, the glottal stop, double negatives, and the vocalization of the dark L (and other features of**ney speech), along with some rhyming slang terms are still in common usage.
Report TheProphet November 7, 2009 3:22 AM GMT
moneytree is a cnt
Report speedypro November 7, 2009 3:24 AM GMT
Gunmen are now called shooters.
Report JamesBlakesHugeArse November 7, 2009 7:58 AM GMT
the guy who played Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket is the same guy who has the lead role in Law & Order - Criminal Intent
Report JamesBlakesHugeArse November 7, 2009 7:58 AM GMT
and the**roach in Men In Black
Report Hoss November 7, 2009 8:57 AM GMT
JBHA 10/10
Report selina November 7, 2009 9:21 AM GMT
David Cameron will not call a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty if (when) he takes power.
Report wallboy November 7, 2009 9:23 AM GMT
geordies are useless
Report Big Charlie November 7, 2009 7:06 PM GMT
I never used to agree with wallboy, but I do now.
Report Ovalman. November 7, 2009 7:08 PM GMT
Glentoran lost to Coleraine at home 6 feckin 0
Report Splicer Keats November 7, 2009 7:19 PM GMT
I need to give 2 billion more to RBS
Report luddite November 7, 2009 7:21 PM GMT
That the jockey Andrea Atzeni is a bloke
Report theroach November 7, 2009 7:22 PM GMT
that I'd be posting on this thread!
Report sparkmaster. November 7, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
The 'classisc' banzai attach took place in Alaska.
Report flushgordon November 7, 2009 7:28 PM GMT
doggy bags are very popular in korean restaurants.
Report brentford boot boy November 7, 2009 7:43 PM GMT
the belgian football team called GBA stands for
Germinal Beerschotten Antwerpen.
Report (NAP) November 7, 2009 7:45 PM GMT
that a false greeting in stoke is eh up mock hanley duck.
Report oldbean November 7, 2009 7:50 PM GMT
new orliens saints are serious superbowl contenders
Report Coachbuster November 8, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
captaincuttle 07 Nov 00:31
Coachbuster

The term
Report bob kirk's secret lovechild November 8, 2009 12:27 AM GMT
Cheryl Cole is "with child"
Report couch potato November 8, 2009 12:37 AM GMT
That reheated bacon & sausage from this morning could taste so good after a few cans.
Report Ibrahima Sonko November 8, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
hot dogs have no meat in them
Report Gary Binosh November 8, 2009 1:56 AM GMT
What was going to happen this week
Report sap November 8, 2009 2:03 AM GMT
What does Karl Marx and Alexander Litvinenko have in common ?
Report (NAP) November 8, 2009 3:03 AM GMT
i'm up it?
Report call me a taxi November 12, 2014 11:43 PM GMT
that I was going to ttt this thread
Report akabula November 13, 2014 12:59 AM GMT
That Taxi was going to ttt this thread.
Report trilby22 November 13, 2014 1:10 AM GMT
That Aka didn't know that Taxi was going to ttt this thread.
Report trilby22 November 13, 2014 1:10 AM GMT
Twice
Report call me a taxi November 13, 2014 5:11 PM GMT
That ordinary toothpaste is poisonous to dogs because they swallow all of it and don't spit any out. 

Doggy toothpaste is £3-70 a tube!!
Report mad mad moon November 13, 2014 5:20 PM GMT
That the jockey Andrea Atzeni is a bloke

Shocked
Report lybertyne November 13, 2014 7:21 PM GMT
An (erect) pénis has the same circumference as the owner's big toe.
Report Kweeveen November 13, 2014 7:29 PM GMT
i didn't know there was a whole lot of muslim's living in Newham....not that i care .....they can live where ever they want..just didn't know there were a lot there..Silly
Report call me a taxi November 14, 2014 1:04 AM GMT
lybertyne    13 Nov 14 19:21 
An (erect) pénis has the same circumference as the owner's big toe.


Thinly veiled 'I'm going to check if anybody else has a penis as small as mine' post.
Report Capt__F November 14, 2014 1:09 AM GMT
checking
Report lybertyne November 14, 2014 11:02 AM GMT
Thinly veiled 'I'm going to check if anybody else has a penis as small as mine' post.


Not quite; I made it up.  I was just curious to see if anyone would actually try it.
Report Vubiant November 14, 2014 1:38 PM GMT
I was shocked to find that dates are almost 70% sugar !
Why is it that almost everything you like is somehow injurious to health ?
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