Had a fight with the window cleaner earlier.

they don't clean themselve you know

i doubt he would have cleaned the windows at this time of night

i try to trick them into saying they've done the inside then i can say well i've been out all day and the door has been locked..............never works

And that lanky, four-eyed piece of fuuck hadn't cleaned them either. The only leathering seen on my premises today was the one that I meted out to that bamboozling bullsheeter.

Bet it has rained (nap)

Did you give him a good shoooing?

Was he in pane?

Oh dear methinks

Shammy work...

Have you a garden? Have you cleaned the inside lately? How could you tell in darkness. What makes you doubt his honesty?

Check for ladder marks in the garden, always a giveaway.

our window cleaner ,was dire,there was bird sh!t on the bathroom window in the top corner that remained for months,also he never changed the water,he was putting more shoite on than he was taking off,went to argos got a telescopinc pole with chammy,whole house done in minutes,sparkling

Start your own round...

Start your own round...

telescopnic pole from argos? whats that all about then?

had a window cleaner ..said "you got a zoo in your house".........nah mrs having a bath....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

Turned out nice again ;-)

Hope you gave him a beating...a true scoundrel imho

maybe you could use the money you saved for a nice roast with all the trimmings

widow cleaners are as bad as estate agents,
another case of doing fack all for the money
robbin mofos

NAP :D

When I was a lad ---
Window cleeaners rode bicycles and came with ladder and bucket on their shoulders. They were pretty lowly paid - as they should be.
My last window cleaner bought a brand new car every year and holidays in Goa - when he tried for £7 I, and many neighbours, sacked him. Not seen him in this area since.

Ivor 06 Nov 14:24
When I was a lad ---
Window cleeaners rode bicycles and came with ladder and bucket on their shoulders. They were pretty lowly paid - as they should be


:(

Would you do it?
Or are you simply too good and above all that?

Nowt wrong with a decent window cleaner ;-)

No - I wouldn't do it, and neither do I rate it on a par with teachers and nurses and police and fireman and postman and many thousands of other roles in society.

So what would be a fair hourly rate a window cleaner should earn?

£1.23

Are you suggesting that I go through life looking for confrontation?

NAP

people do.... especially women

Where does the time go....................

sacked mine last month.he was charging a tenner every fortnight,not ever been in when he called before.didnt even have a ladder used a telescopic brush lazy b*****d didnt even move the window boxes,timed him 8 mins whole house,not a bad hourly rate,probably tax free.

Most window cleaners put a ticket through one`s door, "Your windows have been cleaned", when no one is at home and call back later for payment.

£10 is cheap. Hard job cleaning windows.

Window pane going in ...Nap

hard job?give me a break you must be on a wind up.this guy was obviously embarassed when i queried the amount of effort he'd put in.as for payment he'd somehow got the mrs to pay a £20 dd every month,now cancelled.

"And that lanky, four-eyed piece of fuuck hadn't cleaned them either"
....so you picked on a half blind skinny fella....youre sooo brave