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06 Nov 09
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Have you seen the Brown Paper Kid?
Wears brown paper trousers, brown paper hat, brown paper shirt.
Wanted for:
Rustling.
Wears brown paper trousers, brown paper hat, brown paper shirt.
Wanted for:
Rustling.
Did you hear about the gay Cowboy?
He rode into town to shoot up the sheriff.
He rode into town to shoot up the sheriff.
**sexual cowboy?
Rode into town and shot up the sheriff. :)
Rode into town and shot up the sheriff. :)
What do you call a tramp with no legs?
A low down bum.
A low down bum.
Did you hear about Canary Cowboy?
He rode into town to shoot up the sheriff.
He rode into town to shoot up the sheriff.
Why does Noddy wear a blue hat with bells on ?
Because he's a cvnt.
Because he's a cvnt.
What do you call a train that goes straight through without stopping for passengers.
Thomas the bastid
Thomas the bastid
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come to you.
Doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come to you.
Big Charlie 06 Nov 17:32
Why does Noddy wear a blue hat with bells on ?
Because he's a cvnt.
I actually Laughed Out Loud at that one.
Why does Noddy wear a blue hat with bells on ?
Because he's a cvnt.
I actually Laughed Out Loud at that one.
What is a **zu
A Zoo with no animals (better when spoken)
A Zoo with no animals (better when spoken)
edinburgh zoo has plenty of animals in it
and it's still a **zu
and it's still a **zu
If you had no watch, would you ask him....
"got the time on yer**?"
"got the time on yer**?"
This guy in Kentucky was caught having it off with a horse....
In his defence in court he said he was looking for a stable relationship.
In his defence in court he said he was looking for a stable relationship.
The jolly British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though security levels may be raised yet again to "lrritated" or even "A bit cross". Brits have not been "A bit cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A bloody nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised it's terror alert from "Run!" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the countrys military capacity.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert - Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and gestisculate exitedly" to "Elaborate military posturing". Two higher levels remain "Begin ineffective combat operations" and "Change sides".
The Germans also increased their state of alert from "Disdainful arrogance" to "Dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They too have two higher levels - "Invade a neighbour" and "Lose".
The Belgians, as usual, are on holiday and the only threat they are concerned about is if NATO pull out of Brussels,
The Spanish are very exited to see their new submarine fleet in action. These state of the art craft have glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all their allies, just in case.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised it's terror alert from "Run!" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the countrys military capacity.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert - Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and gestisculate exitedly" to "Elaborate military posturing". Two higher levels remain "Begin ineffective combat operations" and "Change sides".
The Germans also increased their state of alert from "Disdainful arrogance" to "Dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They too have two higher levels - "Invade a neighbour" and "Lose".
The Belgians, as usual, are on holiday and the only threat they are concerned about is if NATO pull out of Brussels,
The Spanish are very exited to see their new submarine fleet in action. These state of the art craft have glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all their allies, just in case.
Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
These germans from last night seem a bit confused.
http://sport.stv.tv/football/135231-celtic-greeted-with-no-surrender-banner-in-hamburg/
http://sport.stv.tv/football/135231-celtic-greeted-with-no-surrender-banner-in-hamburg/
WARNING - OLD THREAD ALERT
What are you going to do now, silly nuts?
What are you going to do now, silly nuts?
What's a stoned cowboys favourite chocolate bar when he gets the munchies?
High Plains Drifter
High Plains Drifter
did you hear about the gay French butcher who put his meat up 3 francs
what about the gay vicar who cleaned his organ after every hymn
I liked the HRH post, where has he gone by the way I haven't seen him post in ages?
According to the wonderful technology that is the Betfair search engine, he last posted in December 2014
Maybe he is concentrating on completing the set of Girls Aloud
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