WORDS you don't like to hear during CHELTENHAM...

wife, lunchtime tuesday," the garden needs tidying up" !

Any muttered by the plentiful supply of 'banter boys' that suddenly appear on Friday

Indeed Clyde a totally different crowd

What a pity he had to be .

'euthanized'

'I'll handover to Derek Thompson...'
'Pint of fosters.... that' ll be £5.50'
'Portion of chips... that'll be £5.50.. sauce costs extra'
'Rubys three length clear approaching the last just has to jump to win....'

"Heavy"

Last orders ffs last orders over here is about September

180 to the weighing room...180 to the weighing room

Derek Thompson is running naked across the lawns

Your jockey has jumped off at the 1st!!!

And they're off...for the Grand Annual

and over to .......Gok , Alice , Victoria , Dom ...........

Irish horses have won the first 3 races

sixtwosix, avoid that by watching RUK or if you don't have it, a black and white film on Film4.

Irish horses have won the first 3 races

Well you're guaranteed not to hear those words on Tuesday. Amazingly the Irish have no runner in the Ultima.

Sorry, was thinking of the CH as the third. Amazing that there is a race without any Irish contenders. At least it won't be a whitewash.

Meeting abandoned

......as we hand over to Mike Cattemole.

waterlogged

lame

And unfortunatly the fall of xxx proved to be fatel.

fatal you know hat I mean

on Friday night after a horrific punting week the wife asks if you won enough at Cheltenham  to pay for a las vegas summer holiday.

are you glad to be back home ?

THAT'S IT FOR ANOTHER YEAR !

WHEN does the flat season start?

January 1st.

'SEE YOU NEXT YEAR'

Jockey Club official "next year the Gold Cup is on Saturday."

Next up, the Grand Annual...

On Friday afternoon .....“See you in FAIRYHOUSE”

Oops

“Plans for 5 day Festival next year including Saturday”

.....and that completes another whitewash for the Irish !

Or

.....and another 1 2 3 for Willie Mullins in the bumper

Luv it

"Oh and that's another false start!"

"I'm really looking forward to the outcome of the Prestbury Cup"

"That was the worse Gold Cup / Champion Chase / Champion Hurdle ever"

"You're not allowed to take your hip flask in - you're going to have to empty it now please"

"And another favourite wins!"

and of course


"xxxxxxxxxxxxx sadly suffered a fatal injury and had to be put down"

“Tickets tickets any days buy or sell”

Having to wade through hundreds of tours on way in

*touts

Taut ye meant hoors

5 out of 6 b-astard !!

"That's heavy SNOW ! - I hope we get thru day one"

Up the hill for the first time and xxxxx is pulling hard.

zat  will be £500 sir ........................russian prozzie !

"kemboy down at the first!"

"Hope that WIND dies down, so racing can get underway" (health & safety my a$$)

This time next week we'll be millionaires rodney

You horse is "being ridden to stay in touch" three out.

"Storm Gareth is my nap (Tuesday)"

Catch Me ifyoucan • March 20, 2018 7:49 PM GMT
THAT'S IT FOR ANOTHER YEAR ! - after some pr1ck puts up the "Anyone suffering Post Cheltenham blues?" thread

"REAR RIGHT HIND"

Yet another FALSE START !



"That starter Robbie Supple at Cheltenham is a **** absolute **** - lost count of how many false starts ! - vvanker needs to be sacked asap and shove that flag up his ar$e on the way out".

*knobb head …. absolute *cvut

"Another shambles in British racing"...… THIS IS THE OLYMPICS of horse racing.

The Cheltenham ROAR!!

SLOW NEWS WEEK so...


WORDS you don't like to hear during CHELTENHAM.....and also during (((s e x))) ?????.....

Giddy up ya b itch

“I’m not on the pill”

"Let's handover to our big race commentator, Derek Thompson"

The next prime minster has just been announced

Chavez Corbyn!!!