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Howdi
23 Feb 14 18:59
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http://geoffbanksracing.wordpress.com/2014/02/23/cheltenham-the-bee-all-and-end-all/
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Report M13 February 23, 2014 8:06 PM GMT
Enjoyed that Howdi, thanks for the link and enjoy The Festival.
Report saxon farm February 23, 2014 8:25 PM GMT
Thanks Howdi.  Excellent.
Report Ibrahima Sonko February 23, 2014 8:35 PM GMT
Good read, cheers howdi.

Though those bookies in the centaur take the piss with their prices.
Report happyhibee February 23, 2014 8:49 PM GMT
Cracking read cheers Howdi
Report ReaseHeath February 23, 2014 9:00 PM GMT
seen Geoff in the Centaur last year when we went in to escape the cold just before the Bumper.

He had the most attractive assistants and the least attractive prices

...although if you go to the Festival and spend all day in there, you're clearly more interested in boozing than betting!
Report yeasty February 23, 2014 9:20 PM GMT
Great read - both that article and the rest of the site. Thanks Howdi.
Report Arklearkle February 23, 2014 9:26 PM GMT
Great article Howdi.
Report Swardean February 24, 2014 8:29 PM GMT
Everything this man puts forward in the best interests of racing ALWAYS, just so happens to be in the best interest bookmakers and himself.

He talks about laying a "fair" bet and taking on every favorite. He bets in the centaur to 140% each race, bigger in the large handicaps and always a point lower the fav.
Report rogerthebutler February 24, 2014 8:35 PM GMT
Personal Service?

What the hell is that all about? Dishes out hand jobs after he takes your bet?
Report paulie wallnuts February 24, 2014 9:25 PM GMT
any of his punters are entitled to a tube of his hair dye that he puts in......is this fool in his 20's or in his 40's......
Report Howdi February 24, 2014 9:28 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Arklearkle February 25, 2014 12:10 AM GMT
If I had to spend a day in the Centaur I think I would just stay at home instead.
Report Brian February 25, 2014 8:49 AM GMT
Doesn't sound a chip off the old block but a nice read.
Report noted in running February 25, 2014 1:22 PM GMT
I assume that this is a joke - taken directly from Geoff's website

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Report Ballydoyle February 25, 2014 1:40 PM GMT
Had to be reminded of Jane fookin Mangan in that article jumping off my 25-1 winner. Still piss myself laughing at her excuses
Report cufcno1 February 25, 2014 7:40 PM GMT
i was in benidorm last year bally and ma bestmate had 30 ew on it and a tenner rfc with the winner,all the lads backed salsify it was great !
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