Cheltenham Festival
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
04 Mar 12
08:17
Joined:
Date Joined:
04 Feb 09
"Morning Mr. Mullins, what will you have?"
WM: I'm not sure yet, put me down for everything. What's the latest I can decide?"
"Five to ten Sir. Take a seat and let me know when you're ready"
"Morning Mr. Pipe, what can I get you?"
DP: "I am STARVING. Put me down for everything too. Who knows I may even eat the tables !"
"I could do with letting the kitchen staff know what you're likely to have Sir"
DP: " Here's a premium rate number, dial that and we'll see"
"Will that tell me what you want for breakfast?!"
DP: Probably not. I'll have a chat with the owners. We'll see"
"Morning Mr. Nicholls, have you already eaten?"
PFN: "No, I've always been a bit "chinny". I'll have 2 sausages, 2 eggs, toast, a pot of tea and a turnip"
"A turnip?!"
PFN: Exactly.
"Have you decided Mr. Mullins?"
WM: "No"
"Mr. Pipe?"
DP: "I might even eat that piano in the corner. What would YOU eat?!"
"Morning Mr. O'Neill, how are you?!"
JJO: "Grand old Forrrrrrm"
"What would you like for breakfast?"
JJO: "I have no idea, I'm waiting for JP to call and tell me, but probably what I have every year, but maybe that piano Pipey's got his eye on, it looks grand"
"Mr. Mullins, it's 5 to 10"
WM: "Sorry. Just one more minute. Almost certainly a full English though"
Anguished cry from the Nicholl's table....."I've dropped my sausage!!!!".
"No problem Mr. Nicholls let me pick it up"
PFN: "Well at least it's still rolling, Clifford says that's a good sign"
"Mr. Mullins PLEASE, your order?"
WM: "Continental"
"Mr. Pipe?"
DP: " Just a piece of toast"
"Ah Mr, McCain. Thanks for ordering your breakfast 6 months ago. It's ready for you over there"
DM: "Hmmm, I may not want that any more. I'll tell you later. I've got a dicky tummy"
The time is 09.59.59 and in staggers Mr. Henderson. Bottle of Scotch in hand. Lipstick smears on his cheeks"
"What all this about Mr Henderson. You said you weren't having breakfast!"
NJH: I know, but to be fair, and in all fairness I thought Jessie and I would have it in bed, but to be fair I've changed my mind"
WM: "Actually I'll have kippers"
WM: I'm not sure yet, put me down for everything. What's the latest I can decide?"
"Five to ten Sir. Take a seat and let me know when you're ready"
"Morning Mr. Pipe, what can I get you?"
DP: "I am STARVING. Put me down for everything too. Who knows I may even eat the tables !"
"I could do with letting the kitchen staff know what you're likely to have Sir"
DP: " Here's a premium rate number, dial that and we'll see"
"Will that tell me what you want for breakfast?!"
DP: Probably not. I'll have a chat with the owners. We'll see"
"Morning Mr. Nicholls, have you already eaten?"
PFN: "No, I've always been a bit "chinny". I'll have 2 sausages, 2 eggs, toast, a pot of tea and a turnip"
"A turnip?!"
PFN: Exactly.
"Have you decided Mr. Mullins?"
WM: "No"
"Mr. Pipe?"
DP: "I might even eat that piano in the corner. What would YOU eat?!"
"Morning Mr. O'Neill, how are you?!"
JJO: "Grand old Forrrrrrm"
"What would you like for breakfast?"
JJO: "I have no idea, I'm waiting for JP to call and tell me, but probably what I have every year, but maybe that piano Pipey's got his eye on, it looks grand"
"Mr. Mullins, it's 5 to 10"
WM: "Sorry. Just one more minute. Almost certainly a full English though"
Anguished cry from the Nicholl's table....."I've dropped my sausage!!!!".
"No problem Mr. Nicholls let me pick it up"
PFN: "Well at least it's still rolling, Clifford says that's a good sign"
"Mr. Mullins PLEASE, your order?"
WM: "Continental"
"Mr. Pipe?"
DP: " Just a piece of toast"
"Ah Mr, McCain. Thanks for ordering your breakfast 6 months ago. It's ready for you over there"
DM: "Hmmm, I may not want that any more. I'll tell you later. I've got a dicky tummy"
The time is 09.59.59 and in staggers Mr. Henderson. Bottle of Scotch in hand. Lipstick smears on his cheeks"
"What all this about Mr Henderson. You said you weren't having breakfast!"
NJH: I know, but to be fair, and in all fairness I thought Jessie and I would have it in bed, but to be fair I've changed my mind"
WM: "Actually I'll have kippers"
sort by:
Show
per page
Replies: 14
|
By:
 Very good. |
|
By:
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
By:
Very funny mpr! It would be even funnier if the trainers actually read it and you could see their reaction.
|
|
By:
marvellous
|
|
By:
|
|
By:
Great stuff MPR......
|
|
By:
Superb! |
|
By:
love it
|
|
By:
Very good
,thought Nicky was a brandy drinker tho |
|
By:
Got a right craving for kippers now
 |
|
By:
"Mr Elliott, I have you down for a full English, but you don't appear to actually be staying at this hotel...?"
GE "That's right. I knew that, I was just seeing if anyone would notice." "We have actually made it now, you could have let us know beforehand" GE "Yes, I could have..." |
|
By:
Haha very good
|
|
By:
"morning MS Harrington,how would you like your eggs today?"
(chuckle,chuckle from bungling bombadier seated opposite) "Unfertilized" retorts a less than amused JH Tinkle,tinkle from table 7 "Did you ring the bell...Enda?" "Jeez we did,me and yer man jp knackered we are" "my ,my look at the mud on the carpet!!!" startled waiter "aye....we always go cross country this tme of year" |
|
By:
I thought the title read 'Buckfast at the trainers convention'. I immediately thought of the Hamilton preview night.
|