Im a Jehovah Witness... can i visit your home tomorrow at 2'O'clock ?

yes of course you can visit my home tommorow at 2 will be fine ,i hope you have company cos it can get awfully boring standing knocking on a door for 2 hours .

Open letter to all passionately religeous folk regardless of which one.

"You're waisting your lives. Pull yourselves together before it's too late."

YVW.

I was only joking about the Jehovah bit

Only if you dont mind having your foot rammed into my doorframe.

im having a blood transfusion

I've a feeling the topic of his conversation would be more about Jonjo than Jehovah. What you fancy for the Arkle Silwerwasp?

the only reason to answer your door would if its the fire brigade & you hadnt yet noticed!

thats great mate
i needed someone to tell my missus where am i for the rest of the week

you might want to wear body armour though

Just a note to remind that first race is 1.30 this year and not 2pm...may have been the same last year, cant remember

yes ill have the kettle on and some cakes ready ,i need to stock up on those watchtower books see you at 2 dont be late

Can come around at 2 this Arkle is awful anyway

Yes. But at the wrong end of every Jehova's Winess there is a Finian's Rainbow

^ doubled that with Cue Card tbh

Yuk!!!

Knock at the door

backed Finny in a single now

Sorry for not turning up.....Cue Card not winning put me in a bad mood.

I've got one next door to me ,she doesn't even celebrate Christmas and never gives us a christmas card.
But she is a nice lady and has been very diplomatic about the kids continually going round to get their
football and didn't make me pay for he car windscreen when they accidently smashed it. You've got to respect that.

I always respect them... they are good people