Anyone living within 5 miles of the course.........

could you please nip out side....find a well covered patch of grass....give your heel a good old dig into it ..nip back inside ....log on to this forum and give a FIRM, GOOD TO FIRM, GOOD, GOOD TO SOFT , SOFT, SOFT TO HEAVY , HEAVY OR YIELDING DESCRIPTION of the contact that your heel has had with the patch of grass (assuming you missed the steaming pile of dog tvrd) as I wish to place some ground reliant investments for next week and can not take Mr Claisse's current utterances at face value (unless he has been placing his going stick in said dog tvrd).
Thank you for your anticipated assistance. (ps - is it sunny up there?)