***UBB - Mondays thread Laughing Gravy Who is he? Who is he? ***

yaaaaay[:)]

But will fiveleaves be back

'All in The GLORY' - Shocking absence from these events, though at least he's out there healing folk.

Figgy has had to check into a hostel for paupers with no broadband nap [;)]

Chanelle crying again. I wonder why??? Could it be she hasn't mentioned her divorce with Preston enough?? I'm sure she wants to talk about it but she has other fantastic discussion topics that get in her way.

Chantelle

Nikki winning thousands of new voters here

Victor making a play for the ladeez votes

this show really has died a death hasn't it, can't believe some of the choices for HMs.

No doubt Feltz got in cos she is bezzie mates with Davina. Detestable woman. So grating.

Complete apathy towards this now, maybe a slight inclination that Vic wins, at least he's trying to rattle cages, the rest... rubbish.

She should be drowned, but for the fact that it would wipe out the Maldives

Pete Burns: a criminal absence from the proceedings

I think Ulrika is great - can see why she won first time around. Great impression of Nikki

very good GB

Why the ferk are gimps like Chantelle and Nikki sub 10, while Vic is 40's?

Nasty Nick - what a complete eejit for not nominating Brian.

Chantelle should go for Eurovision

Thought Vannessa came in at the behest of the new owners of channel 5, shes a columnist for their flagship paper the express.

Was Feltz once a man?

Brian is making too studied an effort at not rocking the boat with anyone, sachharince sweet but getting very sickly now.

When my husband left me

Hows about sulphuric acid Vannie?

ulrika is such a bitch

He has been doing it since day 1, husky, and it was transparent then. Strangely, his popularity continues unabated.

Agreed husky. They could edit a slickman win out of this with a little more time and motivation

You just sense they want Brian, end of story

It's part of a winners make up,jr.

Very reminiscent of the slimy chef winning IMAC. And a bunch of other IMAC winners

the slimy chef watered the track [;)]

yes, the public are easily pleased aa. I was hoping they might want something more from an 'Ultimate' winner but Brian had so much good will going in he has easily maintained it.

It's the Felch show

Ulrika makes me want to puke. I hope Victor wins personally, not that there is much chance of that though but the rest are truly odious.

true jr...but Nadia couldn't do it.

Although a true test would have had Pete and Brian Belo in the field.

so this old trollop is looking for a chat show on the back of this, presumably.

Victor is very much more chilled out than before. if anything he's become more normal

This is a premonition of BB Channel 5 style

great show for FELTZ!

Surely value at Last price matched: 880.00?

nicky definetly the 1 with the momentum !!! a couple more good nights and shes a contender

yes eviction backers are in clover [:p]

If the show was another month Victor would run Brian bloody close.

As George says, the anger has gone. He's just chilled out and so likable. Oozes charm and charisma.

Ill be chucking a few votes his way. He's my ultimate BB.

TBH though Sean, the anger gave him an edge that made him the fantastic HM he was.

He's merely great now

gastric bands and bottox, peroxide hair... Feltz still manages to look like a transvestite

HAHAHAH, Chantelle crying for real!! WTF, get over it girl.

Vic is very eloquent and ruffling a few feathers, just wish he now pluck the rest of the b astards until they're bare

I really feel that all this from chantelle is just an act.

Ruffling feathers

No noms says it all. To be honest he's become Belo without the stupidity

think it is a far bigger act from Brian, maiaze. I think Chantelle is genuine.

The 'tameness' he has now would work perfectly for the casuals as well as having enough about him still to keep his old fans.

His nominations rap was like a perfect BB diary room vote winner. Enough in it for his old fans - nominating his rivals, and the casuals - they will think its really funny.

3 more weeks of that he would have a legit chance.

I've always been a Slick fan

but he will always throw it away.

I'm the opposite to Sean,this show could go onto 3010 and he would never beat Dowling.

I don't think this Vic would throw it AA. But has he lost the edge that could have won it?

definetley an act from brian but chantelle is also for me a slapper whos been with loads of blokes then trying to make out shes not been with any 1 since preston.

prehaps AA, he would go close tho I reckon. But Downing just has that mass appeal. The perfect housemate for the 'rent a crowd' they have at the evictions.

nice to see some betfair punters still automatically backing any housemate that cries [:D]

How many winners have there been that let on that they know the game?

Its was 4 years ago FFS, and it was only for 8 months. Let it go Chantelle and get another life. There are many other fishes in the sea.

Shame Brian obviously hasn't had a confrontation, he'd probably fook himself within 5 minutes

But then to be fair, he probably plays this game better than any other HM in 10 years

George, its about finding that balance isnt it between having an edge (which I do agree he has lost slightly) and appealing to the casuals.

I think he has a perfect balance this time (in terms of maximising his vote getting potential)

Vic & Nick in the snug offered far more by way of fun, entertaining interviews with HMs - but they all ended up on the cutting room floor, whereas Feltz has come in and dominated the edit - what a pile of w*nk.

Yep George, I concur, he had great potential and has lost his 'lets rip this joint up' early mentality. Tailed off, but I still preserve some faith in him which you invested in me.

For me i would say that brian was the ultimate winner. The year he won he was fuuuckin hilarious.

Maybe Sean, just not enough time

huskey - I think he could only work with what he had. Once Nadia and Makosi went, everyone likes each other really. Its hard to stir it up without looking like an idiot.

I wonder if Chantelle had to travel through the town of Preston will she burst out crying??

Still possibly my fav hm in the 10 years husky. Once I've had my 10 consecutive w@nks over Sophie of course

The thing about Vic is he was in a brutal BB: Nadia, Ahmed, Marco, Bass, Emma... all good reasons to get angry, and to have to prove/exaggerate yourself more.

This house is so much easier, he's chilled, and I believe him when he said he likes everyone.

If Chantelle had half a brain, and wanted to win, the last person she would confide in is Brian, her biggest competition.

Vic has now been Danified

Feltz crowned as the ultimate Big Brother winner will a complete scandal. You just know she won't shut up about it in all her media shows.

he made michelle cry in the bedsit about a week ago

Imagine if you were the last bloke on earth, stuck with Feltz and Nadia. Civilisation would die out. There is absolutely no way I would throw one up Feltz's wizard's sleeve

. i agree

Within minutes there'd only be them alive, or me jr

I wouldn't even fancy eating them tbh

Vic's cig

Save Nasty Nick. He need to get to the final show for the sake of the first BB gameplayer. Feltz, you can fk off back to your black hole.

I think he will survive. He's dull enough not to attract votes, and probably easy on the eye for the menopausal voters

neither him or Michelle have done much to encourage eviction votes but Michelle is even less evictable. Feltz out 1st, followed by Nick sadly.

Females are always more evictable than males, all things being equal

Particularly fat geordie ones with hair stolen from a dead badger

I think Nick should be voted out purely for not voting Brian. He's a bad jungle cat.

If it had been Brian, Vanessa, Nick, Michelle. There would be a small chance Brian could of gone (Michelle and Nick are almost anonymous in the HL and have been all the way thu) plus maybe a bit of tactical voting from Victor fans.

dead right sean - staggering oversight by Nick not to nom Brian. What a f*ckwit