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an iron bar
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original and best
Maybe a willow cricket bat, and then you could enjoy prizing the teeth out of it later, remind you of the moment? |
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lol
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[ ] Advocating physical violence isn't the sign of a council-estate dweller
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An action figure of JLS's Aston whilst saying "Merry Christmas!" like the other one did.
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can we practice the willow cricket bat on chompy 1st ?
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Can I class JJ1 as an implement?
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John James' weave
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a worn-out one, after battering Dave and JJ1 first
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One of Steve's legs.
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Two of Steve's legs
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JJ1's limp penis.
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a big club with 6 inch sharpened nails sticking out from it
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It has to be something he would notice fig
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kingas' wine bottle
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QPR army?
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liverpool mate
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calm down calm down
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no calming down on this thread, jj2 need a serious pummeling..no let up. what about a claw hammer
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I am thinking of that moment in Pulp Fiction when Bruce Willis spies the samurai sword up on the wall
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200 hungry piranha fish
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A large black javelin in the style of damien omen
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the crows from that film would peck the fu cker to death
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It would be funny seeing him stuck under the ice too
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Hello! Are you alright?
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On The Omen theme, I reckon decapitation like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLlSjyZupzU |
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a massive sheet of glass to slice his head off
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Yep, David Warner style.
He'd have exactly the same expression as ever on his face as his head bounced away |
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a bullet
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How about a hail of bullets?
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the more the merrier......... for us anyway [;)]
im thinking we could replace Robert Redford and Paul Newman with him |
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a grand piano dropped on the runt from the top of the empire state building to send him straight to oz to see his bumchum
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