McKenzie

English guy moves into a remote glen in the Scottish Highlands - doesnt see anyone for a month or more

Out of the drizzle a huge hairy dirty kilted giant appears.
'Ma names McTavish - your neighbour from the next glen- I've come to invite ye to a Ceilidh at ma hoose on Saturday night '

'Thats very kind  old chap- but whats a Ceilidh?'

'Och - its a grand do- a party- they'll be lots of drinking and feasting , a little fighting and lots of lovemaking.'

'Sounds great - what should I wear? '

Och - we're very informal- just come as you are - it'll just be the 2 of us .....