Top Of The Lake - China Girl. Anyone watch this?

Any T & A?

Everyone is fat and ugly. The girls are even worse.

In Ep 1 the female detective is checking out a body washed up on Bondi Beach in a suitcase. A male detective turns up. Practically his first words to her are something like this. "Are you single? Maybe we can hook up some time?" My wife and I looked at each other in a joint WTF? A wiser man than me would have turned it off at this first indication of ludicrous insanity. Not me. I watched all six episodes and it only got worse. Far worse.

Bought another car today. That's 11 now. I think.

Do you have a garage?

Yes. One of the cars is in it. The other side of the garage is devoted to my workshop and the recliner chair that I found on someone's nature strip.

Where are the other cars parked? On your nature strip?

There's four cars in the driveway. The others are on the street. One is around the corner. One is hardly ever here because my son uses it and he spends a lot of time with his hottie.

Isn't he a Red Knob? She can't be too hot.

I've been spending a large amount of time lately on the pool. Fxcking around and getting on the net to learn sh1t. I've been vacuuming and backwashing and rinsing and scooping like a maniac. All in the hope that the hottie will come over one day for a dip.

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

He is a very good looking young man. Not as good as me,obviously,but not too bad. I've met his bitch twice. The first time I was completely toasted and can't remember. My bro-in-law says that's a shame because she was wearing very little at the time. The second time I met her was about 4-6 weeks ago. Very hot. I really liked her. Liked jokey type talk which is what I do so we got along well. Problem is she is Canadian and has to go home soon.

Have you seen any of the stuff about the sexual harassment claims against West Indian cricketer Chris Gayle? The guy comes across as a total sleazebag I have no respect for him. But one thing made me think WTF? His masseuse claims he dropped his towel to reveal the top half of his penis. She declined his invitation and went upstairs and sobbed uncontrollably. REALLY? Sobbed Uncontrollably? That doesn't ring true. I can't see my wife sobbing uncontrollaby over that. She'd probably say 'wake up to yourself'.'

I'm all for outing dirtbags but let's be sure it's fair dinkum.

How did she know it was half of it?

Netflix recommendations

Shameless

Lucifer

Grace and Frankie

Joel

Ray Donovan and Banshee are good shows

Latest car purchase has been a total disaster. Tempted just to leave it where it is.

In your driveway?

No. The Blue Mountains.

May I sleep in it the next time I visit?

I suppose. You won't be anywhere near my house though!

You can come and visit

I'm sick of driving to the Blue Mountains to see that PILE OF SH!T. 


I don't mean you I mean the car.

Well when I'm done with it could you not push it off a cliff or something?

I suggested that to the sister of the cxnt I bought it off. She laughed. I was serious!

Is she hot?

In another time I'd say no but she happened to mention she's not LGBTITJKSSNZTALLETDLDJCYWQQOMNSBVVZRTD so that made me take another look. It was still no.

Pfft

I HATE her and her brother and the useless BMW that does NOTHING and cost me MONEY and makes me want to FIREBOMB it.

I'll speak to the Germans on Monday

I'll speak to the Germans on Monday

Germans don't like it when you repeat yourself.

Or if I mention the war

Tell them you were referring to the Franco-Prussian War.

Who's Franco

1984 Miracle Mile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF8l3FdyTfE

Saw- Thor -Ragnarok-luved it.

Recognised theme song instantly--showing my age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODqPGttjjOY