I'LL Be In My Room Painting.....H0M0 THINGS

Why dont you watch Fawlty Towers.

I read Manuel died the other day.

Si

Btw from now on I'm going to be GAY. You got a problem with that?

No but my boyfriend might

I've just been the victim of some H0M0PHOBIA. The wife REFUSES to suck me off.

That blows.

It's amazing. I've only been GAY for an hour and already I feel the PAIN. Luckily the national broadcaster and Fairfax media is on top of things. Thanks to my Rainbow friends a protest is being organised. Ellen is said to be concerned. Even the SHAH has indicated that as soon as he has finished beheading some Sodomites that he will take my case to the UN.

The best thing about being GAY is that now I feel VERY IMPORTANT. My life was meaningless and wasted as a H0M0PHOBIC straight white man. A loser. A non entity. Now that I'm GAY I MATTER. Don't UPSET ME or I'll FXCK YOU UP!!! I've got a whole government bureaucracy fighting for me. I've got the media and celebrities and everyone on my side. It doesn't matter that us GAYS make up a tiny percentage of the population WE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE in the World. Everyone is always talking about us. I am the Centre Of The Universe.

Now beat it. I've got GAY STUFF to do. I have to apply to go on reality television shows.

Do they still have Come Dine With Me Australia? I can't cook for sh1t I've always left that to my Hate Filled H0M0PHOBIC wife who REFUSES to suck a GAY man's penis she is a disgrace and soon will be facing charges from the Human Rights Commission but forget her she was never much good at it anyway so anyway I think this would be a good show for my first foray into promoting the GAY IDENTITY. I'll just make spag bol and get some Garlo's pies plus LOADS of BOOZE and distract the other contestants with non stop talk about GAY ISSUES. Such as 'What do you think I should do? Get some collagen injections so I can have BL0WJ0B lips or help orchestrate a vicious social media campaign against H0M0PHOBES such as Joel?'

How about a GAY CHOON?

The STRANGLERS.  PEACHES.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwyXt-F9Ie8

as they say             do not knock it till you have tried it

Out of the closet and into the limelight !  (not that there's anything wrong with that)

It would be good if you would talk to me again Kamikazee.

Some of the people are getting very pissed off with you not talking to me anymore Kam

Who

I don't think you'd know them

Wife has become desperate in her efforts to stop me becoming GAY. She decided to inject some passion into bedroom activities. Results looked a lot like this. Needless to say I am sticking to GAYNESS.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mung6VH30Bg

I still haven't actually had any H0M0 sex. I actually don't know any Gayboes. I used to know some but that was a while ago. I rang up the Sydney Council of GAYLORDS. It went like this.

Me: Hi I'm Kamikazee and I've recently become GAY but I live in **** and I can't find any GAY dudes here to hook up with. I was wondering maybe you guys could help me out.

LONG PAUSE.

GAYLORD: You do realise that ALL MEN ARE GAY?

ME: Ah yeah...I think I read that somewhere?

GAYLORD: Some men,the weak,the brainwashed,they just don't realise that EVERYONE IS GAY.

Me: Yeah I know. Sucks.

GAYLORD: Since you're struggling I'll tell you what I'll do. We have a guy here that specialises in cases just like yours. He'll know just what to do. He's an expert.

ME: I look forward to that.

GAYLORD: My pleasure. Don't worry. HIS SWINGERS will be SLAPPING your ASSCRACK in no time.

ME: Eh?

The gay thing is all to do with white genocide.  As a culture and civilization we've got bigger fish to fry at the moment.

kamizaze you would love milo yianopolus. his dangerous fa88ot tour is gold! he is my favourite gay!

Good to see you back here pokeron!!


Do you like my new avatar picture thingy?

i would say yes but cant see  much to be honest. too blurry. plus i got bad eyes from looking at screens too much :(

you're lying down somewhere? being really gay?

He's lying down in ecstasy because he just won a free trip on my next Mongolian tour!

why do i have a craving for KFC everytime i see the word mongolia? i think that's your fault joel?

They only have Fried Yak in Mongolia. You must be deluded.

Although last time I was there, they did proclaim to be opening the Best Fried Chicken Restuarant in the world!

Even better than the Boort's BBQ Birds?

Yes

All well and good then.

I made a new H0M0 friend. We took our dogs to the beach.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqOEr_yfak

Pokeron - "being really gay?"