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Of course I'll love you in the morning....
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/33045240/jennifer-hawkins-claims-donald-trump-has-always-respected-her-despite-humiliating-video/ |
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I'm sick of buying "cheap" Chinese Crap. Yea, bring back Made in the USA or better still, Made in Australia. I definately support him on that issue ! (made in home country that is). What about a decent tool that is not made to crumble a couple of months after you buy it.
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Have you tried viagara ZT?
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Have you KDM?
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Pfffft....
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My tool NEVER CRUMBLES.
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Can you get me some? I'm tired of falling out of bed.
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You have no need for one. Get a GF then get back to me.
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I'm back.
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I mean a real GF. Not just someone you saw on the internet.
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How many can you give me?
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Didn't know you could buy replacement parts. Science REALLY has moved forward !
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It's my belief that if your Tool is CRUMBLING it's no use turning to viagara for help. Obviously your sexual partner is hideously ugly with a repulsive personality and the thought of having relations makes you nauseous.
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I saw her Snatch this morning and it was amazing.
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It's a good movie that's for sure.
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Before my penis reduction surgery I had a number of unfortunate incidents due to the ridiculous size of my schlong. For it to become fully erect I would suffer terrible light headedness and often enter a hallucinatory state. Many's the time I have been about to seduce a young lady in a swanky hotel when I would suddenly believe I was Pancho Addams,younger brother and arch nemesis of Gomez Addams,and we were locked in a battle to the death swordfight. I would start tearing about the room,boner protruding threateningly,while lunging and thrusting my imaginary epee at Gomez,shouting vile curses in Spanish and destroying lampshades and artwork knocking over tables and standing on the crest of lounges-my lady friend running for her life and shrieking all the way down to the concierge where he would sigh and enlist a few burly bellhops to subdue me.
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OK
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It's Halloween tonight. Any chance you can bring this Schlong here to knock a few kids on the head? It would be a pretty good trick. And maybe even a treat for some.
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Ironically the metaphors and self-imagined magnificence is not too far from my original comment ie I was referring to screwdivers (well electric drils really but close enough) and the 'bits' that crumble. Had a host of little ones come to the door for trick or treat around 5pm then 3 15 year olds arrived dressed in halloween gear. I said - "aren't you too old for this?" at which they just giggled and ran off with the Mars Bars etc. But will they return at age 16 ? See what your've done KDM - put bad thoughts into my mind.
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Perhaps these kids could be used for live baiting for the greyhounds.
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Synopsis:Save your money for after the elections. Rioting to follow after the **** computers declare her victorious.Martial law to sweep the U.S.,Obama to stay in power,unprecedented unrest. I'm talking "cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria". Shame about the schlong man.
Remember the Egyptian elections, when the Muslim Brotherhood got in?..... Same computers. This could end up being the biggest rort since the Queen Elizabeth stakes ran a slower time than a class 3 ran on the same day lol. |
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Channel 9 are starting at 10am and going ALL DAY ! Pulsating stuff.
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****, I'm going to miss Ellen.
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i thought you would be watching today's vital soccer game joel as mongolia take on laos in the afc solidarity cup, they only need a draw to make it to the semi-finals.
this time last week you seemed to be paying attention to a minor horse race when i thought you would be at the seventh annual mongolia investment summit hong kong. i'm not sure you have your priorities right ![]() |
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Betfair's showing that game ?
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It's actually tonight Jolly and I am all over it
![]() you can watch it here http://www.the-afc.com/afcasfeeds?view=all&id=193&type=Stage |
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Love it when experts get things wrong.
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I'm going to lay out of this bet now.
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nah
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He might get shot.
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might could be the wrong word.
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betfair will pay out
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He has to become the President not just win the election.
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I got $4.20 re trump to win this morning.. though i took the $1.20 clinton. still a good result.
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I can't quite figure how that's a good result but if you're happy then I'm happy.
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lol TKDM
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and nicely tipped
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you predicted this KAMIKAZEE...hope you made a killing
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Just kept putting more on when the price went out. It's not a patch on Let's Elope's 33/1 winners but will come in handy.
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