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15 Aug 15
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In breaking news today Bill Shorten has accused Tony Abbott of taking a sh1t and releasing dangerous greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. It is alleged that Abbott released waste product today that had the potential to choke a dolphin swimming in the Cronulla area around noon,maybe half past twelve. The darkie in question can be identified relatively easily due to the Prime Minister chomping on a pre dinner cob of corn.
Shorten believes that this outrageous lack of respect of Sydney's waterways is indicative of the Liberal government's lack of action on climate change.
Mr Shorten said, "There is no disputing the science. Bigted estimates that one ABBOTT TURD and three LUSTY FARTS will raise sea levels by 500 metres within two years. In the meantime it is IMPERATIVE that ALL UNION members be up to date with their FEES so we can combat the greatest threat of all time."
It is understood that after the terrible publicity of the Michael Williams and Craig Thompson affairs that union officials are terrified at the prospect at having to pay for their own trips to the brothel. One union official who has devoted his whole life to helping the very worst paid workers in the community,usually migrants and asylum seekers said that he was sick of paying SHORTEN his UNION FEES only to learn later that SHORTEN had been PAID by the company a little SWEETENER to make sure his union members got paid FXCKK ALL!!
THE SOPRANOS AUSSIE STYLE!!
Shorten believes that this outrageous lack of respect of Sydney's waterways is indicative of the Liberal government's lack of action on climate change.
Mr Shorten said, "There is no disputing the science. Bigted estimates that one ABBOTT TURD and three LUSTY FARTS will raise sea levels by 500 metres within two years. In the meantime it is IMPERATIVE that ALL UNION members be up to date with their FEES so we can combat the greatest threat of all time."
It is understood that after the terrible publicity of the Michael Williams and Craig Thompson affairs that union officials are terrified at the prospect at having to pay for their own trips to the brothel. One union official who has devoted his whole life to helping the very worst paid workers in the community,usually migrants and asylum seekers said that he was sick of paying SHORTEN his UNION FEES only to learn later that SHORTEN had been PAID by the company a little SWEETENER to make sure his union members got paid FXCKK ALL!!
THE SOPRANOS AUSSIE STYLE!!
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ABC news continues today to turn up the heat on Tony Abbott and the allegation he has done a sh1t. Hostile green activists are staking out his Frenchs Forest property for any evidence of crimes against the environment.
Sarah Hanson Young has accused Mr Abbott of flagrant flatulence and demands his immediate imprisonment. It is understood that his wanton use of motor vehicles is being investigated. Today in a brief session in front of the media the Opposition Leader,Mr Shorten was questioned if it was possible if he himself had ever done a sh1t. He replied,'I stand before you,as the man that believes in marriage equality,unlike Tony Abbott who is SO determined to prevent GAYS marrying other GAYS that he has done the MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY UNDEMOCRATIC action in the history of Australian politics and made an AUSTRALIAN PLEBESCITE so everyone in Australia gets to have a vote on what they want. This GRUB Abbott continues to DENY the WILL of the Australian People. He should just KNOW that everyone is in favour of Gay Marriage and not bother asking the opinions of two heads and retards out in the suburbs. He should know that the ONLY people that matter are inner city lefties and union crones. ABBOTT IS SO OUT OF TOUCH.' 'Yeah but have you ever done a sh1t??' |
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Dyson Heydon must step down.Close this farce. $80m lawyers feefest.....
dirty blue tie ****s... Dyson Heydon must withdraw from the union RC. He has foolishly and fatally compromised himself in what was a political scam from the get-go. disgrace Dyson Heydon eh. Tony, you're gonna need another flag mate great thread...imo  |
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just been doin some reading on the Heydon ****
re Julia Gillard. Heydon implied guilt in her inability to recall trivia from 20+ years ago. He pleads "overlooked" recent details. you filthy ****Heydon had 4 months to contemplate his conflict of interest. Did not care.... **** this witch hunt is a joke..smoke and mirrors, mixed with corruption. RC for these ****s now !!!!!!!! great thread this Abbotts Sh1t fking stinks |
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So you want to sack a bloke who didn't actually give a speech?
Keep drinking the KOOL AID Ted!!! |
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oh dear deleted comments..
fking softc0ck dobbers..any of you related to nick suban   |
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Would Heydon's lack of curiosity with Kathy Jackson be an indication that there might have been some "riding instructions"?
stinking pile of sh1t is this |
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You have a very hypocritical standard of morals Ted. Dyson Heydon gets you frothing and foaming like a rabid dog.
Yet Bill Shorten accepts union fees from cleaners for what the cleaners believe will ensure them higher wages and security. Then Bill Shorten takes cash off big companies to make sure those cleaners get paid less. I can hardly think of a politician in history that's done anything so disgusting and contemptible. Doesn't seem to bother you though Ted. |
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you started the sh1t thread you muppet and calling me out..what do you expect,couldnt give a rats toss about Shortan,im an Albo man...
just funny cos is there anything - ANYTHING - that Abbott hasn't stuffed up including this... |
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Interesting that Heydon was one of the panel that selected Abbott for a Rhodes Scholarship whilst at Syd Uni. There was much controversy at the time, because Abbott's grades were so poor.
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I read Koala's post and thought that it couldn't be true, so I looked it up.......B's and C's and his good buddy awards him a Rhodes Scholarship........mind boggling!
Mr. Machine you are defending the indefensible. He knew for months that it was a Liberal Fundraiser and only withdrew 3 hours before it was made public knowledge. The larger issue is that Mr. Rabbit is damaging the credibility and standing of all future Royal Commissions, a vital part of Australia's legal review system. I feel qualified to state this as I did better than Mr. Rabbit at Uni and was awarded the Pastizzi Scholarship by the United Trotting Drivers of Fairfield. |
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....... reminds me of someone close who got D's and HD's and life on the dole  ..... some people are just born lucky. |
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They sure are one lucky family. Tony Abbott's daughter was given a scholarship too, but her's was only for a $60,000 design degree
at prestigious Sydney institute where a donor to her father sits as chair of board of governors. Probably just a coincidence. |
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So giving a speech (actually not giving a speech) is worse than taking union fees from cleaners then accepting wads of cash from bosses to screw those cleaners. That is mafia stuff. You guys must never have been in a union. Probably never had jobs.
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Horrified to hear the Victorian Liberals have been ripped off to the tune of $1.5m. There must be a Royal Commission,urgently
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Kami..you are being sucked into the vortex of a political thread which you of all people started fff
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good point henry,especially as team he follows is such a busted arse,and gives new fodder for haters every day
they are like herpes..the gift that keeps on giving....  |
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True henry...I must be insane!!!
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Nah. The opening two posts are things of beauty. Topic is of course relevant....... yet secondary. imo.
I may belatedly take an interest in politics if this keeps up  Not sure about "not giving a speech" is that like spending more than 5 0 0 million dollars NOT to build a road? Certainly got Teb all flustered  |
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THERE....IS....NO....SPOOOOON
Nah. The opening two posts are things of beauty. ... can't stand politics ... all the one eyed nonsense garbage you have to put up I concur with Spoon ... kami has redeemed himself from anything he has ever said ... or is likely to say in the future |
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must be a very old pic of mr rabbit.... plenty of coat hangers and something ironed out with a hot shirt front... bring it back afl.
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Wasn't aware I had to redeem myself from anything I've ever said in the past. Live and learn eh?
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we all need redeeming Kami .. not just yourself
that is the first step towards a more fruitful life .. they say  anyway .. your ability to put pen to paper in relation the absolute nonsense that is politics .. with one side saying this and one side saying that .. and all cr@pola in the big scheme of things of things .. which are really just a countries (existing & potential) citizens I still read your first two posts .. with tears in my eyes and thanks to Spoon for bringing them to my attention |
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It's nice to know I can come up with 'things of beauty' at 3am of a Saturday night. Usually when I read the musings of the previous night (with as much surprise as everyone else) I cringe with embarrassment.
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Good to see Edward remains a very passionate man.
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this hastie **** didnt feel safe goin to war under labor
you did 3 tours under labor and came back without a scratch 3 times ..you dirty **** Just a history lesson for you ****.. Libs sent us to Vietnam libs sent us to Afghanistan libs sent us to Iraq and libs sent us back to Iraq.. will fit in well with this mob imvho |
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You're aura is borderline Ebony, Teb. I shall chant for your "balance" Ohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm Ohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm |