Tracks I've Been To

40 on at 20/1 is 800. What did you do with the other 200?

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The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE 25 Jul 15 13:11 Joined: 09 Apr 12 | Topic/replies: 4,465 | Blogger: The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE's blog
40 on at 20/1 is 800. What did you do with the other 200?


Have 1 fkn guess ffs

bought a crystal set radio for his dad

Moderators please

I didn't think you were like that spy. You were a dirty old man at 18!!!

bought one of those new fangled record players with the hand winder and big "trumpet"?

Bought War Bonds?

GOLD SPOON!!!

I was 21 ffs and my then girlfriend who is now my wife said to put it in the bank, I said why when there are races again next Wednesday, needless to say on following Saturday took her out in my new car, went to maacas, she had to shout ffs

I was going to spoon but I met a nice old bloke named rushinpulse who said he had a sure thing at Tocumwal, so I put 200 on it, it got beat by 4l and old rushin said it was a moral beat and told me to turn up again next week as he has another moral in

Sorry spy. That can't be true. Maccas didn't open in Australia until 1971.

His friend, Macca. You idiot

Actually Maaca's was probably one of those "dance halls"

Who gets a wife when they're 21?

Hume Highway at Yagoona was 1st one and it was post 71 when I was 21 ffs

I said she was my then  girlfriend who is now my wife ffs

1871?

Moderators, how much more of this ageism must I suffer through ffs

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grumpy *** man

You don't often come across a one woman boy these days.

these days?

Ageist

Those days are different to these days

Did your parents arrange your marriage for you spy? I think that would be pretty cool. Save you the bother.

Did you go to Yagoona Maccas spy?  I drove through Yagoona the other night around midnight. Barbershop open doing business. Dudes on the street selling what looked like home made food. They're fxcking weird cxnts these diversity fxcks!!

There's no Yagoona Maccas anymore. I never heard of a Maccas going broke. Licence to print money.

Yes i've been there, but its 10 mins past my bedtime in nursing home, er I mean in my home ffs

Spy cracks a funny!

Where was the 1st KFC in Aus?

Cheers spy, I so much I need to get my nappy ( incontinence pad ) changed ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHSt8I3pt6s

wouldn't fly these days

Cheers TINS I mean, fkn alzheimers

I thought you were joking then I remembered you said you been to Parramatta trots.

Guildford was 1st KFC

1968 from memory

Think you might be right Joel, which begs the question, how fkn old are you ffs

I'm not telling.

Is that because you don't remember

His Mum worked there.

Remember what

I forget

I'll never forget the first time I saw her. I just ordered four pieces with a roll and gravy and a corncob when she appeared before me. Chickenfat shining on her cheek. She said,'Do ya wanna Fanta with that?' and I just stared at that fat shiney cheek,unable to respond until she blew out a bubblegum bubble and said 'that'll be $1.75' I handed over a $2 note and she said,'Fxckk Off Idiot'


I was in love!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M

$1.75 that must've been in the 80s ffs

I think KFC used to taste nice back then

I love KFC but after about 3 pieces it starts to get a bit disgusting. For me it's once a year.

Heres an idea Kami, stop at 2 fkn pieces ffs

Ho Ho Ho!! Haven't you copped enough for one night??

You a port drinker Kami?

Royal Reserve, methinks

Go to the other end of the scale ffs

I said port not dry sherry ffs

handy in flagons

Minister at my church when I was younger was pastor flagon

When I was younger and crazier I used to like to finish off the night (and myself) with a port or two. I haven't had a port in decades when I was with my bro-in-law about a month ago and he gives me a port. Fxckking beautiful. $5.00 from Aldi. I couldn't believe how good it was for five bucks.

$5 was it draino ffs

Did it come in a bucket?

Those Germans are shrood. Bucket might be handy later

I sh1t you not it was good.

One time I was at the BOOZATORIUM and they had one of their free tastings. They dare not do anything like this in St Albans where VLTU and his neighbours would run amok but in my civilised corner of Sydney they can be safe in the knowledge that a little wine tasting won't end in a violent siege. On this occasion champagne was on offer. I am a veteran of cheap Australian sparkling wines. Or in other words Aussie champagne. You can get an Aussie champers for $8. A Moet for $60 odd. There is absolutely no way in the world that the Moet is eight times better than the Seaview or whatever. Better? Yeah of course. But eight times better? NO FCKKING WAY!!

That's what people keep telling me about my Grange collection.

You've got a Grange eh? More than one? That's unusual. 6 litre 307 kw. Earlier ones were 285kw I think. It's not my first choice HSV. Obviously I'm a MALOO man but the Grange,yeah,it's got some cred.

Thanks

I prefer the HR myself

A nice one can get some money these days. I'm not a big fan. Prefer my Holdens from about 1968.

Randwick

Canterbury

 

My old man used to have one, gave it away. Can't say it was too nice though.

Forgot 1, Cooma

coboz!!!! What about back in the UK?  No one goes anymore you've saved yourself the bother! 



Joel - your old man???WTF???

I do have a father you know

Thank God he's stepped up because there's no fxcking way I was gunna pay backdated child maintenance!!!

Cooma races sounds nice spy.

Well we haven't had any tests or anything, but he says he's my dad?

Oh no!!

Long long time ago, Teddy Doon rode a winner on the day, he was the George Moore of the southern districts of NSW

When did you first meet him?

I don't look anything like him though

I forget, he just rocked up one day

spy was there snow on the track? What is the official track rating for snow?

White

Joel this just gets worse. Has he ever participated in any typical step father activities? Such as sexual penetration or severe shaking or beating? Of you I mean. Not your Mum.

Has he ever got you to shoplift for him?

The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE 26 Jul 15 12:14 Joined: 09 Apr 12 | Topic/replies: 4,512 | Blogger: The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE's blog
spy was there snow on the track? What is the official track rating for snow?

No snow and rating was a C1, C=Cold, 1=one ffs

Maybe

spy how come you've been to so many tracks? Bush ones I mean.

There was snow in the middle of one of the tracks I mentioned in my post.

Maybe? WTF does Maybe mean?


I get it. Is here there with you now? You have to be careful what you say. OK.

If this man is making you do bad things then reply,'I'm looking forward to losing all my money on some jerk off Cup tomorrow' and we'll know what you mean. Can you do that for me?

He might like bush

You think I'm gonna go away with him? He's in Fiji or something

"He might like bush"

Fiji is code for Cambodia.


Btw where the fxck are you these days? Still on your trip?

I'm in Langkawi still, plenty of bush here

But I'll be flying home this week

Never heard of it. Tell us something about it. No boring bits. Is your Mum coping with all this travel?

She's in Cambodia too.

It's a series of islands on the west coast of Malaysia. It's an OK place but it's all duty free hence the reasonably cheap booze. Attractions include island hopping, the Cable Car, and alcohol. And cheap f4gs if you're into them.

You mean the smokin kind?

I read somewhere beers in Cambodia were 70c and 50c in happy hour.

Holidays ffs

Fair enough spy.

Joel has almost completed a tour of Asia where he indulged in casinos,racetracks,the Four Floors Of Wh0res,LadyBoy brothels,$16 pints of beer,penetration by a dodgy step-dad and had to put up with his Mum asking him if he had a hanky constantly AND he STILL managed to post his Cup Tips. Most of the time.



Your holiday was a trip to Cooma Races.

That can only tell you one thing, Joel has a lot more money than I do ffs