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02 Jul 15
09:01
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The thought of it is FREAKING me out!!
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Why?
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Yeah if your meaning the camera...nothing to it...just the revolting fluid you have to drink the night before..you wont feel a thing. Wake up in la la land feeling invincible.
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ile be getting the free one where you send a sh1t in to be analyzed..cant wait,gotta try not to sh1t on my hands tho..
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I wonder how much the mail boy at the clinic gets paid.
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Go get your skin checked too. Today is a good day to be promoting skin checks given Roughys dilemma.
Skin checks are important. |
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been back for countless opinions !
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Save your turd. Just put a flake of rust from your jag in the vial and post it off.
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Charming
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I was happy to find that my dog does not have bowel cancer
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Done that one! Having the yearly prostate check!
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SPOON-"Save your turd. Just put a flake of rust from your jag in the vial and post it off." GOLD!!
I can't even look at the package. Just the thought of somehow collecting a poo sample is more than I can bare. |
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Actually an important thread.
I seem to have a collection of these postal kits....strange many share similar thoughts....yet it could be a LIFE SAVER. I will use this thread as a prompt to having it done. |
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I'll make it simple for you. Don't even worry about the instructions.
When you feel the need to evacuate your bowels, get the clear plastic tube and poke it gently up your arse as far as it will go. "Push" it out into the supplied return mail envelope, ensuring it has good "coverage" ...seal and send.Henry, it's important you use all of them. Use an elastic band to "combine them as one" and do as explained above. Enjoy  |
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I believe TQ would be the expert here
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"When you feel the need to evacuate your bowels, get the clear plastic tube and poke it gently up your arse as far as it will go."
End of chat.I am DEFINITELY NOT doing it!!!!!!!!!! |
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crikey guys ... be a bit imaginative
don't use toilet paper it sinks to the bottom .. get handfuls of Kleenex tissues and put them in the bowl before you drop one it will then sit on top of the water on the Kleenex for a short period use a plastic knife from kfc or such to remove a small sample (not the whole log) (discard the plastic knife forever lol) easy to seal and then send the relief from a good result from the lab is absolutely worth the tricky process (and spare a thought for the underpaid postal workers handling all these items unknowingly  ) |
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Thebas you must be doing very well on the punt these days if you can afford to discard a plastic knife in such a cavalier manner!!
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Surely a fork is required...to hold it still while you fillet
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( kami will never eat out again after all this ) |
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It sounds like a delicate operation. Just worried if I'll be able to see it properly through the rainstorm of vomiting.
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I think after a night of massive BOOZE POUNDING a knife and fork would be useless. Maybe a soup spoon will work better!!
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omg the imagery lolall the best with it kami |
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My buddy - a serious Betfair punter - did the poo test earlier this year. His bowel resection to remove a cancerous polyp is later this month. This is a life saver gents. PS. They provide a soluble layer to place in the bowl to make the sample collection easy. Here endeth the public service announcement.
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great work Mr10 ... and the best to your mate also later this month
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