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doubleagent
16 May 14 12:45
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I'm in a queue of traffic and CNTTS come up the inside QUEUEJUMPING and PUSH IN!!

I like to leave a good space between me and the car in front. More than most people. I've NEVER run up the back of another car although I have come close,even leaving a nice gap. However my nice gap seems to be an open invitation to every lane changer in Sydney. FCKK OFF!!!

I know where I'm going. I know what lane I should be in. If I need to turn left or right I am in the correct lane. I'm not three lanes distant with 50m to go and have to veer across everyone.

I don't have a chronic NEED to SPEED. I don't go over the speed limit. Hardly ever. I don't want to give the government hundreds of dollars and lose points off my licence because I don't have the self discipline to stick to the speed limit. Sometimes it's hard. 60kmk can seem like a snails pace. I also like my V8s. Peak hour traffic is the worst. Fckkwits in tradie utes and vans right up yer arrse and changing lanes,white knuckled,hunched over the steering wheel. Then they hit a red light and they're no further ahead than I am just cruising along.

I like to open the throttle and listen to a V8 but I do that away from any potential fuss. Waynkers who think they're real men because they want to go 80k in a 60 zone in peak hour traffic just sh*t me.
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Report CHANTECLARE May 16, 2014 1:01 PM BST
Couldn’t agree more. I hate those c*nts.Devil
Its called pushing in.
No-one would do it it in a supermarket.
I cant help pushing up and not letting the cu*ts in.
Even though it stresses me out.Like being in fkn trotting race. ffs.
Report Castiron May 16, 2014 1:08 PM BST
Chinese women and old men wearing hats.
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 1:26 PM BST
Castiron do you mean when they're driving or just in general?
Report Castiron May 16, 2014 1:34 PM BST
Driving. I lived in Carindale, Brisbane back in the 90's. You would swear it was a suburb of Honk Kong. Nothing against Chinese women in general, but they are terrible drivers.
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 1:38 PM BST
Agree 100%
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 1:46 PM BST
I was walking across the driveway of a service station the other day and nearly got run over by a Chinese woman talking on her mobile phone. No sorry,no wave,nothing,just pulled up in front of the bowser and kept talking.
Report CHANTECLARE May 16, 2014 1:53 PM BST
Probably cos she knew that you were thinking about r00ting her.Excited
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 1:58 PM BST
ROOTING??? Not really. I felt like PUNCHING THE FCKK OUT OF THE STOOPID CNTT!!
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 1:59 PM BST
Actually I don't fancy Asian women much. Less than 5% I find attractive. And that's a FACT!
Report CHANTECLARE May 16, 2014 2:00 PM BST
fair enough. seems reasonable.Plain
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 2:01 PM BST
That's significantly less than the 11% of Aussie women who are actually attractive.
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:06 PM BST
But 21% of Aussie women are chineseConfused
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:07 PM BST
ChinossiesLaugh
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:16 PM BST
And there not nearly as bad as the Sudanese fellas, far out man I'm sure they get straight off the plain and trade their elephant license in for a car one. They are shockers!!!
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 2:20 PM BST
Fortunately I don't come across too many Sudanese chaps. My suburb is WAAAAAYYY out of their price range!

Why the FcKK are their Sudanese CNTTS living here anyway?
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:29 PM BST
They send them to Adelaide to work at subway
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:31 PM BST
Nothing quite as frightening as watching your foot long get cut in half with a two foot long macheteScared
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 2:35 PM BST
Reminds me of when I visited my Afrikaaner friends in Johannesburg back in 05.
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 2:36 PM BST
HEY!!! This thread is ALL about driving!
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:38 PM BST
Sorry


Do elephants count?
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:43 PM BST
People who can't fckin merge, they have to come to a complete stop and wait for all the traffic to pass before merging

I FCKIN HATE THAT!!!!!
Report doubleagent May 16, 2014 2:51 PM BST
I HATE EARLY MERGERS. There is ONLY one merge point. That is right at the end of the two lanes. ALL merging should be done there. One at a time. BUT NO!!  CNNTSS want to merge EARLY continually in the lead up to the merge-point. Don't they realise this early merging only SLOWS things down? Clearly not because they are RETARDS!!
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 2:54 PM BST
Yep they fly over the solid white line from behind you, I just pull out in front of the fck wits
Report therhino May 16, 2014 3:08 PM BST
I think driving in Sydney is the problem in general. People toot their horns like they're driving scooter in Bali all day fkn long. I once was driving in Sydney and let this girl in who was kind of in no mans land where she was, so I stopped for her. She gave me a wave, I joked to the Mrs (who is originally a Sydney gal) that this girl must be from Melbourne since she had manners... Sure enough, she finishes her turn so we're behind her and she has Vic rego plates. P1ssed myself laughing.

Indecisive drivers are the worst. Yes, No, Yes, No... Make a fkn decision. You can be assertive or defensive, easy to share a road with either, what you can't be is half way between the two. People who merge onto freeways at 70km/h. Can't fkn stand em. So, in order:

1. Sydney
2. Indecisive drivers
3. Merging miles under the limit
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 3:12 PM BST
EARLY MERGIN QUE JUMPIN SUBWAY WORKIN PUSHING IN ELEPHANT RIDING **** SLOW MERGIN CHINESE PHONE TALKIN BAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAARDS FROM SUDAN
Report PardonThePun May 16, 2014 3:29 PM BST
Had this fella once driving towards me and I noticed he began veering into the wrong lane heading straight for me, I whaled on my horn and began getting ready to swerve when I noticed him driving with his elbows while texting on his phone, he soon looked up and corrected himself.
I guess you could say I hated that nearly as much as I hated shting in my pants.
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