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They are a rabble......they haven't even bothered to get sworn in yet, yet the biased Media are critical of Labor because they haven't elected a new leader yet.
Why aren't they critical of Abbott for being too slack to get his arse into gear.
Is he going to back down over turning back the boats...... or start a diplomatic war with Indonesia?
Did he lie about a Budget emergency?
If not.... why hasn't he announced a plan to fix this supposed emergency in the first term?
OHHH that's right IT WAS ALL BULL- S HIT in order to scare the voters.
Why isnt he returning to surplus in his first term, as they repeatedly rammed down our throats.
Liberal Party are the party of surpluses and we will never have a deficit.
OHH that's right
IT WAS ALL B ULL S HIT.
Why aren't they critical of Abbott for being too slack to get his arse into gear.
Is he going to back down over turning back the boats...... or start a diplomatic war with Indonesia?
Did he lie about a Budget emergency?
If not.... why hasn't he announced a plan to fix this supposed emergency in the first term?
OHHH that's right IT WAS ALL BULL- S HIT in order to scare the voters.
Why isnt he returning to surplus in his first term, as they repeatedly rammed down our throats.
Liberal Party are the party of surpluses and we will never have a deficit.
OHH that's right
IT WAS ALL B ULL S HIT.
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What the fukcs going on...? There only nuisance students. Lucky all the bullets were used up at Lint cafe....could have been worse.
HRC weren't too bothered when Labor had nearly 2000 kids in detention. Now they got their panties in a twist that the Libs have 190.
WORST GOVERNMENT EVER = do Lefties have to go to Slogan School?
WORST GOVERNMENT EVER = do Lefties have to go to Slogan School?
Abbott CIA 101
Deny everything
Admit nothing
Make Counter Accusations.
So 190 is an acceptable figure is it?
If it isn't........... then he should admit the harm done and do something about it NOW and
not shoot the messenger and try and deflect responsibility.
He is a nutjob who is desperate to hang on to power at any cost.
Deny everything
Admit nothing
Make Counter Accusations.
So 190 is an acceptable figure is it?
If it isn't........... then he should admit the harm done and do something about it NOW and
not shoot the messenger and try and deflect responsibility.
He is a nutjob who is desperate to hang on to power at any cost.
barnaby joyce..are you all there 
His "powers" of reasoning and odd speech patterns would give a pschyco's convention hours of fun...
should keep his mouf shut imo
His "powers" of reasoning and odd speech patterns would give a pschyco's convention hours of fun...
should keep his mouf shut imo
More from the Mad-Hatters Tea Party:
Has-been tennis player and Member for Bennelong wants to replace Knighthoods with Matehoods.
I don't think I'd like to "mated" by Tony Abbott
Has-been tennis player and Member for Bennelong wants to replace Knighthoods with Matehoods.
I don't think I'd like to "mated" by Tony Abbott
Matehoods 
Tony Abbott sought military advice on go-it-alone invasion of Iraq
ffs it's beyond a joke..spill this ****
Tony Abbott sought military advice on go-it-alone invasion of Iraq
ffs it's beyond a joke..spill this ****
Labor Logic AFL style: 2000 children in detention under Julia Gillard Rule is ok. 190 under Abbott Rule is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
Why do I even look at this sh1t?
Why do I even look at this sh1t?
So 190 tortured kids is ok .....because the other mob tortured 2000?
I have never said that Labor is without blame on this policy.
Labor is almost as bad as Libs on this poicy.
But if you had any doubt that it is politics and not the health of the kids driving this
policy then this should help.
The report slammed both Gov'ts.
Extract from .......
On asylum seekers, Malcolm Turnbull asks us to swallow the unswallowable
20 02 15
Richard Ackland
theguardian.com
..............................................................
This is what Turnbull said on Q&A:
At its peak, under Labor, there were 2,000 children in detention. At the time of the election, when we came into government (September 2013), there were just under 1,400. Now there are 136. So we, with our policies, have reduced the number of children in detention by 90%.
................................
Leaving aside the fact that there had been a 31% drop in the number of children in immigration detention in the last three months of the Labor government (excluding Nauru), if we drill down a bit we’ll discover the agenda behind the Coalition’s virtuosity.
There are a couple of factors at play. One of them was the government’s eagerness to secure passage of the amendments to the Migration Act and the Maritime Powers Act. These were the amendments that changed the definition of refugee and gave the minister extraordinary powers to hold, to refoule, to decide the outcome of asylum applications and, in the process, to shred Australia’s international obligations.
The other was the fact that the Human Rights Commission’s report on the way children were being treated in immigration detention was lying around the attorney general’s desk from 11 November last year, undisclosed to the public for three months until 11 February, when it was tabled.
Both these factors drove the government’s decision to accelerate the rate at which children were removed from detention facilities.
Between October 2013, just after the Abbott government took office, and the end of August 2014, the Coalition had removed 24.8% of children from immigration detention – a smaller percentage than Labor’s last three months in office.
What is important about August 2014? That is the time the Migration and Maritime Powers Act’s amendments were being planned, largely in response to high court decisions that went against the minister earlier that year. The legislation was introduced a month later, on 29 September.
As we know, former immigration minister Scott Morrison used the children as pawns to get those measures through a difficult senate. He said children would be given temporary protection visas if the legislation was passed – even though he could have released them on bridging visas the day he became minister.
This is why the last hold-out senator, Ricky Muir from the Motoring Enthusiasts Party, voted for the amendments. Muir said it was a choice between a “bad decision and a worse decision”.
In the period the legislation was in contention and immediately afterwards the government released 651 children from detention. That was a reduction of 82.5% – not quite the 90% claimed by Turnbull.
This rapid response also enabled a chorus of government ministers to say the Human Rights Commission’s findings are “out of date”.
However, while the raw number of children detained in camps was going down, over the same period the average length of time they were being held was going up.
After the Abbott government came to office in September 2013 the average number of days children and adults were held in immigration detention shot up from 115 to 438 days (nearly 15 months) as at the end of last December.
In July 2013, when Labor was in office, the average days in detention was 72. Morrison was keeping adults and children in detention on average six times longer than the lowest average period under Labor.
The government is not reporting the release of any children from Nauru, probably because none have been removed.
It is not to be found in any departmental statistics, but refugee workers on the ground say that some of the children removed from Australian centres and Christmas Island have actually been sent to Nauru.
One thing we do know is that if someone goes to Nauru, even if they have to come to Australia for medical treatment, they will always wind up back on the phosphate outcrop.
Judging by the figures and the timing, the rapid removal of children from detention camps by the Coalition was much more to do with politics than humanity.
If this is Turnbull’s idea of progressive Liberal policies, don’t expect any serious changes should he ever steal the crown.
I have never said that Labor is without blame on this policy.
Labor is almost as bad as Libs on this poicy.
But if you had any doubt that it is politics and not the health of the kids driving this
policy then this should help.
The report slammed both Gov'ts.
Extract from .......
On asylum seekers, Malcolm Turnbull asks us to swallow the unswallowable
20 02 15
Richard Ackland
theguardian.com
..............................................................
This is what Turnbull said on Q&A:
At its peak, under Labor, there were 2,000 children in detention. At the time of the election, when we came into government (September 2013), there were just under 1,400. Now there are 136. So we, with our policies, have reduced the number of children in detention by 90%.
................................
Leaving aside the fact that there had been a 31% drop in the number of children in immigration detention in the last three months of the Labor government (excluding Nauru), if we drill down a bit we’ll discover the agenda behind the Coalition’s virtuosity.
There are a couple of factors at play. One of them was the government’s eagerness to secure passage of the amendments to the Migration Act and the Maritime Powers Act. These were the amendments that changed the definition of refugee and gave the minister extraordinary powers to hold, to refoule, to decide the outcome of asylum applications and, in the process, to shred Australia’s international obligations.
The other was the fact that the Human Rights Commission’s report on the way children were being treated in immigration detention was lying around the attorney general’s desk from 11 November last year, undisclosed to the public for three months until 11 February, when it was tabled.
Both these factors drove the government’s decision to accelerate the rate at which children were removed from detention facilities.
Between October 2013, just after the Abbott government took office, and the end of August 2014, the Coalition had removed 24.8% of children from immigration detention – a smaller percentage than Labor’s last three months in office.
What is important about August 2014? That is the time the Migration and Maritime Powers Act’s amendments were being planned, largely in response to high court decisions that went against the minister earlier that year. The legislation was introduced a month later, on 29 September.
As we know, former immigration minister Scott Morrison used the children as pawns to get those measures through a difficult senate. He said children would be given temporary protection visas if the legislation was passed – even though he could have released them on bridging visas the day he became minister.
This is why the last hold-out senator, Ricky Muir from the Motoring Enthusiasts Party, voted for the amendments. Muir said it was a choice between a “bad decision and a worse decision”.
In the period the legislation was in contention and immediately afterwards the government released 651 children from detention. That was a reduction of 82.5% – not quite the 90% claimed by Turnbull.
This rapid response also enabled a chorus of government ministers to say the Human Rights Commission’s findings are “out of date”.
However, while the raw number of children detained in camps was going down, over the same period the average length of time they were being held was going up.
After the Abbott government came to office in September 2013 the average number of days children and adults were held in immigration detention shot up from 115 to 438 days (nearly 15 months) as at the end of last December.
In July 2013, when Labor was in office, the average days in detention was 72. Morrison was keeping adults and children in detention on average six times longer than the lowest average period under Labor.
The government is not reporting the release of any children from Nauru, probably because none have been removed.
It is not to be found in any departmental statistics, but refugee workers on the ground say that some of the children removed from Australian centres and Christmas Island have actually been sent to Nauru.
One thing we do know is that if someone goes to Nauru, even if they have to come to Australia for medical treatment, they will always wind up back on the phosphate outcrop.
Judging by the figures and the timing, the rapid removal of children from detention camps by the Coalition was much more to do with politics than humanity.
If this is Turnbull’s idea of progressive Liberal policies, don’t expect any serious changes should he ever steal the crown.
So the Libs held the report for months while they desperately released bulk children so they
could attack Gillian Triggs and the HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION and say the report was out of date.
Not forgetting that scumbag Liberal Morrison who bartered the children for politics over
humanity when he could have released them anyway.
could attack Gillian Triggs and the HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION and say the report was out of date.
Not forgetting that scumbag Liberal Morrison who bartered the children for politics over
humanity when he could have released them anyway.
Quite amazing this present Federal Liberal Party, From top ministers to bottom none know who to trust. When they cull Abbott the strange thing is, there is no born leaders. Morrison shows leadership qualitys, unfotunately leadership qualitys from a past era. 50 years ago. The poor sick fukc thinks his McCarther. This is the qickest self imploading government I have ever seen. Bring on the election.
if you believe what u read in the harold.... 90 Australians, using the word loosely, are fighting os with terrorist organisations and more than 30 fighters have already been allowed back into aust.............. tic tic tic tic......... i just hope im not in crown when the backpacker walks past security !!!
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken the extraordinary step of raising Australia’s threat level from ‘medium’ to ‘budget problems’, saying Australians should reconsider the need to focus on domestic political issues.
“Sophisticated, well thought-out attacks on Government policy are being planned as we speak,” Mr Abbott said in a press conference this afternoon. “We must remain alert to these threats and do what we can to suppress them.
“I have the full support of my colleagues who, I am sure, will do what they can to focus your attention elsewhere”.
When pressed further on the reasons for the policy, Mr Abbott referred journalists to a written statement which read “Alert! Alert! Alert!”
How many flags did the **** need to have behind him
13 women already dead this year from domestic violence murders,any pressers and flags for them..
“Sophisticated, well thought-out attacks on Government policy are being planned as we speak,” Mr Abbott said in a press conference this afternoon. “We must remain alert to these threats and do what we can to suppress them.
“I have the full support of my colleagues who, I am sure, will do what they can to focus your attention elsewhere”.
When pressed further on the reasons for the policy, Mr Abbott referred journalists to a written statement which read “Alert! Alert! Alert!”
How many flags did the **** need to have behind him
13 women already dead this year from domestic violence murders,any pressers and flags for them..
you'd fkn think the minister for women would be on q n a tonight...but nah...p1ss weak
hey minister for women..feel free to chime in any time..or do u need flags behind u...
Theres hundreds of American, and Australian Jews in Israels armed forces bombing the crap out of the stone throwing Palestinians. How do these pricks get away with it..?
Good point MM. Possibly the only good point I've ever seen here.
Why would anyone want to go on Q and A?
Why would anyone want to go on Q and A?
gillian triggs wont be stood over you bully boy ****s...politics before human rights,a typical play u vile fcukers..
Teddles is sounding very shrill tonight. This is a common condition of lefties. They love to be outraged and indignant,and most of all,judgemental. But I think he's getting his threads mixed up!
Or there is the possibility that I am getting my threads mixed up!!
Feb 24, 2015 -- 9:22AM, The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE wrote:
Teddles is sounding very shrill tonight. This is a common condition of lefties. They love to be outraged and indignant,and most of all,judgemental. But I think he's getting his threads mixed up!
I don't think there is anything in this thread that suggests those loveable lefties are easily outraged. Calm and composed for mine, a true picture of serenity.
take the question on notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdQktqMWX30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdQktqMWX30
Triggs is not the loyal lacky they thought they paid her to be. As the great actor Jack Nicholson once said " Abbott you can't handle the truth.".
new release...Lib spill 2:Electric Boogoloo starring half term Tony
rot on the back bench ****
rot on the back bench ****
statement from half term tony...
"Good government starts.....now!
No..wait a minute....now!
Um...hang on...now!!
NOW!"
"Good government starts.....now!
No..wait a minute....now!
Um...hang on...now!!
NOW!"
Go away for a bit and the biggest surprise is Abbott is still PM, not much longer now though
WORST GOVERNMENT EVER
WORST GOVERNMENT EVER
I thought you had flipped and become an extreme neo-liberal womble.
Abbott sending more troops to Iraq to mop up Georgey Bushes McCarther mentalithy a dozen years ago. What a total fukc up this is.
deaths 15 and 16 from domestic violence in the last 3 days..one a women who was heavily pregnant,the other just out of hospital after giving birth..hacked with an axe..16 deaths and its only march 3...this is the real terrorism punters..
Horrific Ted sounds like Jack Nicholson in The Shining......scared the shiit out of me.....the beauty about our fairer sex they have style, grace and poise when in action, a little arsonic here and a little arsic there, elimates bringing out the steam cleaner and spot remover.
Get ready for Abbott's next captains call:
This will be a 10 flag announcement. Abbott will not be answering any questions. He will have military personnel either side of him doing noddies. His speech will go something like this:
AS A RESULT ... AS THE RESULT OF RECENT ACTIVITY BY THE ISLAMIC DEATH CULT ... THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL ... THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL BE INTRODUCING CONSCRIPTION ... THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL BE INTRODUCING CONSCRIPTION AS THE RESULT OF RECENT ACTIVITY ... RECENT ACTIVITY ... BY THE ISLAMIC DEATH CULT ... THIS DEATH CULT IS THE BIGGEST THREAT ... THE BIGGEST THREAT ... TO OUR WAY OF LIFE ... OUR AUSTRALIAN WAY OF LIFE ... SINCE COMMUNISM ... IT IS THEREFORE APPROPRIATE ... ABSOLUTELY APPROPRIATE ... THAT THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION ... WILL INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION ... AS THE RESULT OF RECENT BEHEADINGS AND CRUCIFIXIONS ... BEHEADINGS AND CRUCIFIXIONS ... BY THIS DEATH CULT.
This will be a 10 flag announcement. Abbott will not be answering any questions. He will have military personnel either side of him doing noddies. His speech will go something like this:
AS A RESULT ... AS THE RESULT OF RECENT ACTIVITY BY THE ISLAMIC DEATH CULT ... THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL ... THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL BE INTRODUCING CONSCRIPTION ... THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL BE INTRODUCING CONSCRIPTION AS THE RESULT OF RECENT ACTIVITY ... RECENT ACTIVITY ... BY THE ISLAMIC DEATH CULT ... THIS DEATH CULT IS THE BIGGEST THREAT ... THE BIGGEST THREAT ... TO OUR WAY OF LIFE ... OUR AUSTRALIAN WAY OF LIFE ... SINCE COMMUNISM ... IT IS THEREFORE APPROPRIATE ... ABSOLUTELY APPROPRIATE ... THAT THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION ... WILL INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION ... AS THE RESULT OF RECENT BEHEADINGS AND CRUCIFIXIONS ... BEHEADINGS AND CRUCIFIXIONS ... BY THIS DEATH CULT.
the death cult are ok..its their lifestyle choice.. 
these useless c@nts have spent most of this year trying to fix up their fcuk ups from last year..
in summary they have done nothing..except embarrass this great nation..
these useless c@nts have spent most of this year trying to fix up their fcuk ups from last year..
in summary they have done nothing..except embarrass this great nation..
https://vine.co/v/O9deFBO6HZW
abbott eats a raw onion to prove he's in touch with everyday Australians.
p.s.Human beings don't eat whole, raw onions
the c@nt is a fcuking reptile
still,its a lifestyle choice i spose
abbott eats a raw onion to prove he's in touch with everyday Australians.
p.s.Human beings don't eat whole, raw onions
the c@nt is a fcuking reptile
still,its a lifestyle choice i spose
..... the serious nod of approval after he tastes the onion..... so reminiscent of mussolini testing the grapes of tuscany, and the affirmative nod of approval to prove italy's worth to the world.
Nothing? They stopped the boats. Wasn't that hard either. When you try.
George Costanza ate a raw onion.
George Costanza ate a raw onion.
wtf...im a fixer..i fixed it
are these c@nts for real...voters plsssssssse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc9NRwp6fiI
are these c@nts for real...voters plsssssssse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc9NRwp6fiI
fk me dead even the asbestos queen thinks hockey is a waste of space c@nt
https://vine.co/v/OYPu6MhHYa7
https://vine.co/v/OYPu6MhHYa7
reckon these ****s can get a budget through ..any odds around ?
Joe Hockey to the Australian public:
HAVE A GO, YA MUG
HAVE A GO, YA MUG
what money..what pple smugglers? sorry journo's no speaka da englaise
weak ****
weak ****
One of the things I've enjoyed lately about the Forum is this retarded thread and others of a similar ilk seem to have disappeared. Then YOU. BIGTED. YOU dredge it up again.
FXKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
FXKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's good idea. Pay 5k now save 500k in Centrelink.
rottnest has had one for years...only had 1 complaint..guess whom from...
yes the big eared ****..
but to answer the question..i prefer coal polluting the air to windfarms..
yes the big eared ****..
but to answer the question..i prefer coal polluting the air to windfarms..
I much prefer to have electricity than not have electricity too.
Economy is going backwards. Tony cant survive on turning back the refugees forever.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................
if a boat arrives and the government pretends no one saw it, did it ever arrive at all...
shhhhh we stopped the boatsssssssssssssssss
Abbotts ego out of fukcing control..what an evil **** he is...
have a good day all
shhhhh we stopped the boatsssssssssssssssss
Abbotts ego out of fukcing control..what an evil **** he is...
have a good day all
shorten..you weak ****,A smarter person would have mocked Abbott, not acceded to his sick ways...
It's all well and good that you are committing to renewable energy, but to also commit to the continuation of offshore processing and boat turn-backs.
One doesn't cancel out the other.
stand aside..we need Albo..
It's all well and good that you are committing to renewable energy, but to also commit to the continuation of offshore processing and boat turn-backs.
One doesn't cancel out the other.
stand aside..we need Albo..
What a monumental day for Abbott's Australia.
NO to any real effective action on Climate Change
NO to Marriage Equality.
rejoice...
NO to any real effective action on Climate Change
NO to Marriage Equality.
rejoice...
lol roo
lets say oz goes with 40% as against 28%.......the difference to our economy in astronomical.....yet the net saving in carbon emissions ...is equivalent to about 12 hours emissions of a Beijing day....and difference to GW ...zip
and I thought you and your husband Westoz already married?
lets say oz goes with 40% as against 28%.......the difference to our economy in astronomical.....yet the net saving in carbon emissions ...is equivalent to about 12 hours emissions of a Beijing day....and difference to GW ...zip
and I thought you and your husband Westoz already married?
i was bridesmaid
expect death cult news soon after Tony's hectic week
expect death cult news soon after Tony's hectic week
Coming from a astute political background like myself it makes common sense to let all the gay guys marry each other. For starters they will be claiming only one centrelink payment instead of two, saving the Australian tax payers a fortune. Last but not least, this legislation will leave more woman population for us straight guys......its a certain winner.
Dutton what a fking spud...climate change aye
fkwit Dutton too stupid to keep ignorant & racist comments to himself .lololollllllllllllolo..mugs
watch the Carry On Libs here.....
https://vine.co/v/eFaeFbYBwuP
what a fking spud...climate change aye fkwit Dutton too stupid to keep ignorant & racist comments to himself .lololollllllllllllolo..mugs
watch the Carry On Libs here.....
https://vine.co/v/eFaeFbYBwuP
just tried to watch bolt report with Morriscum on
boy oh boy was fabulous to watch two great humanitarians discuss the issues facing refugees...
and all of those grubs defending Dinister Mutton’s racist “joke” about climate change... Spin.. rinse. repeat
fking hell..gotta love it on a sunday morn..
boy oh boy was fabulous to watch two great humanitarians discuss the issues facing refugees...
and all of those grubs defending Dinister Mutton’s racist “joke” about climate change... Spin.. rinse. repeat
fking hell..gotta love it on a sunday morn..
Tony Abbott is about to be KNIFED IN THE BACK BY HIS OWN PARTY.
Malcolm Turnbull, or Scott Morrison or Julie Bishop or someone is about to have blood on their hands as our democratically elected Prime Minister, who we all love so dearly, is about to be removed from office by some Death Cult within HIS OWN PARTY.
Not that I'm sad for Tony. Frankly I'm looking forward to pissing on his grave, as I'm sure we all are. And it’s not that the Liberal Party will be any better under their new Feuhrer, whoever that might be. After all, it's the Party that is loathesome, not just the leader, and I’m sure we all look forward to the removal of this **** stain from our nation's history.
Until then, we'll be able to enjoy the amusing spectacle of the WORST PRIME MINISTER IN AUSTRALIA'S HISTORY being assassinated by knife-wielding power brokers in blue ties.
There's nothing quite so delicious as the sight of a thug getting his teeth kicked in.
Malcolm Turnbull, or Scott Morrison or Julie Bishop or someone is about to have blood on their hands as our democratically elected Prime Minister, who we all love so dearly, is about to be removed from office by some Death Cult within HIS OWN PARTY.
Not that I'm sad for Tony. Frankly I'm looking forward to pissing on his grave, as I'm sure we all are. And it’s not that the Liberal Party will be any better under their new Feuhrer, whoever that might be. After all, it's the Party that is loathesome, not just the leader, and I’m sure we all look forward to the removal of this **** stain from our nation's history.
Until then, we'll be able to enjoy the amusing spectacle of the WORST PRIME MINISTER IN AUSTRALIA'S HISTORY being assassinated by knife-wielding power brokers in blue ties.
There's nothing quite so delicious as the sight of a thug getting his teeth kicked in.
Sad day for the Labor Party.....Australia is about to lose the most intellectually bereft rock ape of a Prime Minister since Federation.
Labor were certainties with him as P.M.
Labor were certainties with him as P.M.
so beautifully put phil and whoopi..
only 2 flags in the presser..yep he's given up...
only 2 flags in the presser..yep he's given up...
omg i was going to time how long it took to say "Stop the boats" but he said it before I got the timer going ..
its all he knows..labors fault and we stopped the boats..
Stop the boats was rather comical. Very impressive how he worked it in to a 60 second speech.
just read a summary of this arvo's proceedings so far...
Shorter Abbott: "We need slogans, not advocacy"
Shorter Joe Hockey: "My age of entitlement is over
"Shorter Dutton: "Hang on, is this being recorded?"
Shorter Dutton: "Only a complete moron would leave me in charge of anything. That's why I'm supporting Prime Minister Abbott"
Shorter Shorten: "Aw sh1t, don't get rid of the only person in the country I could actually beat"
Shorter Hockey: "Malcolm said some things about our government's economic record that I frankly did not understand"
Shorter Kevin Andrews: "For the last time I am not a Lego man possessed by an evil spirit. Vote Tone!"
Shorter Bernardi: "If Malcolm becomes PM then next thing you know we'll elect a dog Prime Minister"
Shorter Abetz: "I don't really care who wins, I've been cast as the villain in the latest Star Wars
Shorter Abbott :"We are not the Labor Party, but you should see our impression of the Labor Party. It's uncanny."
sums it up imo..
Shorter Abbott: "We need slogans, not advocacy"
Shorter Joe Hockey: "My age of entitlement is over
"Shorter Dutton: "Hang on, is this being recorded?"
Shorter Dutton: "Only a complete moron would leave me in charge of anything. That's why I'm supporting Prime Minister Abbott"
Shorter Shorten: "Aw sh1t, don't get rid of the only person in the country I could actually beat"
Shorter Hockey: "Malcolm said some things about our government's economic record that I frankly did not understand"
Shorter Kevin Andrews: "For the last time I am not a Lego man possessed by an evil spirit. Vote Tone!"
Shorter Bernardi: "If Malcolm becomes PM then next thing you know we'll elect a dog Prime Minister"
Shorter Abetz: "I don't really care who wins, I've been cast as the villain in the latest Star Wars
Shorter Abbott :"We are not the Labor Party, but you should see our impression of the Labor Party. It's uncanny."
sums it up imo..
a historic thread..phil tipped this
tone pm for less days than julia and kevin 07,he'll seeeethe about that..
tone pm for less days than julia and kevin 07,he'll seeeethe about that..
Turnbull's trying to tweet the news out, but is having trouble with the Internet...
Karma has spoken. 3 totally disgusting ****s have got what they deserved..... been a good night aye
good start from Turnbull..best speech by a pm in 2 years..
Former Pm, Tony Abbott...Former PM Tony Abbott...Former PM, Tony Abbott...
that feels good,better than sex even ahhhhhhh ...
that feels good,better than sex even ahhhhhhh ...
you reds maybe happy TA is gone....but shorten now a dead duck....this morning better PM turnbull 70% shorten 24% ........a long LNP reign is certain .....hip hip hooray the good guys will still lead
shorten and his thug mates getting what they deserve putting oz in this position in the first place
shorten and his thug mates getting what they deserve putting oz in this position in the first place
couldnt give a rats tossbag about shorten,just glad abbott and his rich thug mates,and his rich thug media grub mates are GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN
a Plibersek/Albo ticket would be tasty imo..
a Plibersek/Albo ticket would be tasty imo..
and finally....
Kicking the Abbott
It is no exaggeration to say Tony Abbott is the worst prime minister Australia has had. To the extent that his brief and destructive leadership of the country is remembered, it will not be remembered well.
Abbott is a prime minister without a legacy. In attempting to defend one this week, he came up with not much: some jobs, a few trade agreements, an infrastructure project, a border protection regime founded on human rights abuses, a royal commission so compromised by bias its own commissioner had to consider removing himself.
Abbott governed for the past and the few conservatives desperate to continue living there. He governed against science and in contempt of the environment. He governed in opposition to social equality, in terror of reform. His was a government of fear and avoidance, a rolling sideshow anxiously avoiding the fact it had nothing to add and no idea what to do.
Abbott spent his time in opposition degrading the office of the prime minister. His was a campaign of debasement: a coarsening of debate, a running down of the respect once stored in the institution. Those who say he was a fine opposition leader do so in error. There is no victory in destroying what you set out to win.
On prevailing at the 2013 election, he placed on his head a small and tinny crown. He did nothing to repair it in the years that have passed since. Indeed, he added only to its dents and tarnish.
He treated law like a plaything. He made policy at odds with the country’s own constitution. He fought consensus and held out against change. He refused humility. He let run the island camps where women and children are raped and men killed. He turned in from the world. He mocked treaties. He failed obligations. He fed prejudice wherever he could.
He was a coward with reform. He left the tax system lumbering and unfair. He failed to articulate policy. He hectored the ABC, cowing it and becoming ludicrously involved in editorial processes. He shunned innovation. He craved distraction.
Abbott’s great fear, and the fear of those people left supporting him, is tomorrow. He is fearful of same-sex marriage. Fearful of an economy remade by climate change. Fearful of the fair distribution of taxes. Fearful of power as it ebbs away from the places where it was once concentrated. But tomorrow is always close; his prime ministership was always doomed.
Abbott is an experiment that failed. He is proof that Australia cannot be governed from the far right, just as it cannot be governed from the far left. He was the last hope and final holdout of a group of people wishing desperately against a modern Australia.
His time in the office leaves a hole in this country’s agenda. A period of incompetent stasis. Two wasted years we must now hungrily get back.
He will not be missed. He should not be praised. He was a failure selfishly wishing that the world would fail with him. We can only hope his like will not be seen again.
fk the ultra right flogs who think they 've the right to impose their narrow views on the world..good riddance ****s
Kicking the Abbott
It is no exaggeration to say Tony Abbott is the worst prime minister Australia has had. To the extent that his brief and destructive leadership of the country is remembered, it will not be remembered well.
Abbott is a prime minister without a legacy. In attempting to defend one this week, he came up with not much: some jobs, a few trade agreements, an infrastructure project, a border protection regime founded on human rights abuses, a royal commission so compromised by bias its own commissioner had to consider removing himself.
Abbott governed for the past and the few conservatives desperate to continue living there. He governed against science and in contempt of the environment. He governed in opposition to social equality, in terror of reform. His was a government of fear and avoidance, a rolling sideshow anxiously avoiding the fact it had nothing to add and no idea what to do.
Abbott spent his time in opposition degrading the office of the prime minister. His was a campaign of debasement: a coarsening of debate, a running down of the respect once stored in the institution. Those who say he was a fine opposition leader do so in error. There is no victory in destroying what you set out to win.
On prevailing at the 2013 election, he placed on his head a small and tinny crown. He did nothing to repair it in the years that have passed since. Indeed, he added only to its dents and tarnish.
He treated law like a plaything. He made policy at odds with the country’s own constitution. He fought consensus and held out against change. He refused humility. He let run the island camps where women and children are raped and men killed. He turned in from the world. He mocked treaties. He failed obligations. He fed prejudice wherever he could.
He was a coward with reform. He left the tax system lumbering and unfair. He failed to articulate policy. He hectored the ABC, cowing it and becoming ludicrously involved in editorial processes. He shunned innovation. He craved distraction.
Abbott’s great fear, and the fear of those people left supporting him, is tomorrow. He is fearful of same-sex marriage. Fearful of an economy remade by climate change. Fearful of the fair distribution of taxes. Fearful of power as it ebbs away from the places where it was once concentrated. But tomorrow is always close; his prime ministership was always doomed.
Abbott is an experiment that failed. He is proof that Australia cannot be governed from the far right, just as it cannot be governed from the far left. He was the last hope and final holdout of a group of people wishing desperately against a modern Australia.
His time in the office leaves a hole in this country’s agenda. A period of incompetent stasis. Two wasted years we must now hungrily get back.
He will not be missed. He should not be praised. He was a failure selfishly wishing that the world would fail with him. We can only hope his like will not be seen again.
fk the ultra right flogs who think they 've the right to impose their narrow views on the world..good riddance ****s
Tonys just finished his first week on newstart and his out surfing at Manly beach. His finally realised its much safer surfing amongst the sharks there than amongst the Liberal man eaters back in Canberra.
Maurice Newman is the first Abbott mate to be off the public payroll..go back to the 17th century ****
he really puts the scum in Morriscum..bet a few knives went missing on kitchen cabinet that day..
what a *****
https://vine.co/v/eVQ6Tvm7lLx
poor Tony..with mates like this...
what a *****
https://vine.co/v/eVQ6Tvm7lLx
poor Tony..with mates like this...
It wont worry whose in power. In 30 years time your grandchildrens children will be under sharia law run by islamic fanatacism if we dont sit on our hands like europe did pre WW2 when hitler went to work..only have to look at the mother country. Sad, really sad
goin down in alfabetical order these ****s
Abbott/bishop/briggs/bruff..
good riddance you oxygin theefs
briggs and brough over holidays aye..bit stinky
IMVHO
Abbott/bishop/briggs/bruff..
good riddance you oxygin theefs
briggs and brough over holidays aye..bit stinky
IMVHO
Dutton.''' The idiot that never stops giving.
what a fking debacle for these born to rule ****s
what a fking debacle for these born to rule ****s
any idea which former hack,grub **** PM is gonna give a speech to homophobic , far right hate bigots in the US
countrys going down the gurgler faster than a crap.
what hasnt state and federal government sold off. howard for starters sold off telstra and australias gold bullion reserves and now we have to find $1 billion in interest a day.
schools are fukced, you have to wait years for selective surgery ( they dont care a fcuk if you need a hip replacement, suffer they reckon ) no hospital beds. victoria sold off GIO state electricity, state bank, tramways, trains, sold their highways etc etc etc and every fcuking roads a toll.
what hasnt state and federal government sold off. howard for starters sold off telstra and australias gold bullion reserves and now we have to find $1 billion in interest a day.
schools are fukced, you have to wait years for selective surgery ( they dont care a fcuk if you need a hip replacement, suffer they reckon ) no hospital beds. victoria sold off GIO state electricity, state bank, tramways, trains, sold their highways etc etc etc and every fcuking roads a toll.
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