Now that is 100% very fit funny joke, i like it! Well done.
Had another nightly function on Saturday night and bumped in race horse owner and he has won a few country races with horses over the years from a group 1 trainer.
I said I had a fitness web site and he said his horses were 100% fit every start because that is what the trainer told him.
He is down tens of thousands of dollars just as a small share owner.
I went and got another drink and mingled with some more intelligent persons.
Now that is 100% very fit funny joke, i like it! Well done.Had another nightly function on Saturday night and bumped in race horse owner and he has won a few country raceswith horses over the years from a group 1 trainer.I said I had a fitness web si
Getting back to the original questions, yes I can develop a software program to scann athletes that will identify their fitness levels ina quantitative figure, not a problem.
I an ninja, I am invisible!
Getting back to the original questions, yes I can develop a software program to scann athletes that will identify their fitness levelsina quantitative figure, not a problem.I an ninja, I am invisible!
Racing NSW will continue their inquiry in to Hugh Bowman's ride of Fulminate at 2pm on Monday.
If there is any betting irregularities on Fulminate in this race jockey Hugh Bowman could get 12 months here.
And if it was in Honk Kong and no betting he would still get 12 months.
Bowman could get 12 months here.
I was live streaming and this horse was Super Fit on 98% and I said only had to settle in the first 4 to win.
Bowman had Fulminate a mile off them up to 20 - 25 lengths and really was a very bad ride.
It will be interesting to see what happens here as punters were given no chance to win on this horse.
Here is part of the story so far: (courtesty of tvn)
Fulminate was a beaten favourite at Canterbury last Friday night after getting further back than trainer David Vandyke had anticipated.
Bowman told stewards that his tactics were to roll forward but took the option to race back after the mare did not begin well.
"H Bowman stated that his instructions had been to take up a forward position but not to push his mount to do so as in such circumstances in the past, the mare has then over raced," stewards reported afterwards.
"When questioned why he then raced back in the field, H Bowman stated Fulminate did not jump cleanly, then struck interference at the start.
"H Bowman added that his initial reaction was to try and track My Dear Friend forward, but when that runner went too quickly, he was left three wide at the girth of Moss money.
"He said rather than risk being caught three ride for the race, he elected to look for cover on the back of Moss money, one of the fancied runners in the race, which he anticipated would then track up My Dear Friend.
"H Bowman continued that when Moss money sat back and did not endeavour to improve up on the back of My Dear Friend, he had already committed to his position, and with the pace particularly strong, he felt it was not an option to then try and go around Moss money, particularly when Charzed was able to come off the rails and also take a position in the one out line in advance of Moss money."
Stewards also questioned why Bowman did not attempt to improve his position earlier and the leading rider explained that he had to check off the heels of Moss money at the 500m and at that point, carrying 58.5kg, he felt it was not an option to go wide but rely on Darci Drama coming back to the field.
Vandyke reported to stewards that he was surprised with how Bowman rode his mare.
"Trainer Mr D Vandyke, when questioned, confirmed the instructions were to be forward and was critical that those instructions were not followed. Further, he was also surprised that H Bowman, when back in the field, had not improved around the field prior to the home turn."
Racing NSW will continue their inquiry in to Hugh Bowman's ride of Fulminate at 2pm on Monday.If there is any betting irregularities on Fulminate in this race jockey Hugh Bowman could get 12 months here.And if it was in Honk Kong and no betting he wo
exactly VB .. spesh when they ran the final 600 slower than the maiden over the same dist that day
christmas hamper for some ... leftovers for others .. sydney racing lol ...
exactly VB .. spesh when they ran the final 600 slower than the maiden over the same dist that daychristmas hamper for some ... leftovers for others .. sydney racing lol ...
Jim, if you're looking at the USA, the next at Sunland horse 7 Big Blaze is fresh from a 3 month break, at best would give this a shake, how does it look fitness wise compared to the rest ?
Jim, if you're looking at the USA, the next at Sunland horse 7 Big Blaze is fresh from a 3 month break, at best would give this a shake, how does it look fitness wise compared to the rest ?
Livestream tomorrow for the big races in Sydney and Melbourne and I particularily like the Randwick carnival, that is where the profits could come from as some races in Melbourne look a bit tricky, but not to worry we have our fitness edge to see us through and get those fitter horses across the line.
I don't think you even have to register with livestream.com?
Pass the word around, big day tomorrow....cheers Jim
Sorry guys had to go to work.Where the Winners Are Boxing Day?Livestream tomorrow for the big races in Sydney and Melbourne and I particularily like the Randwick carnival, that is where the profits could come from as some races in Melbourne look a bi
Since "Jimmy and BC3 and Bill Valhous things have certainly turned a bit UGLY for Inglis Yearling sales with rumoured stories of alleged price fixing and that is realy BAD news for the Good owners who want a fair price and an honest deal when bidding.
It has a certain OFF smell about it.
More later, I hope?
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly of Yearling Auctions.Since "Jimmy and BC3 and Bill Valhous things have certainly turned a bit UGLY for Inglis Yearling sales with rumoured stories of alleged price fixing and that is realy BAD news for the Good owners who
We are keeping up with technology and now GLASS can help punters win!
Pioneering technology will see punters able to wear Glass glasses, say a command like “scan this horse” and bingo you will be told how fit that horse is in a percentage.
You do not need to be connected to the internet, you can interact and talk to mates regarding how fit the horse is, will convert languages with word sense to what-ever language you require and hold a huge data base for back references of every horse.
Will analyse every aspect of the horse and tell you if your be now has a bigger edge with form + fitness and the likely percentage of your chances of winning.
All this new technology for punters to win more is coming.
Amazing stuff and we are on to it!
Glass experience that Scans horses for fitness.We are keeping up with technology and now GLASS can help punters win!Pioneering technology will see punters able to wear Glass glasses, say a command like “scan this horse”and bingo you will be told
You load the software with what ever information you will ever need to win more, including fitness,
Trainers, Jockeys, Betfair prices, best flucs, form, what ever.
Say a command and your bets are on.
James
You load the software with what ever information you will ever need to win more, including fitness,Trainers, Jockeys, Betfair prices, best flucs, form, what ever.Say a command and your bets are on.James
The information is on a type of an app and then you load your own data about form, strategies etc what ever you need to win more.
https://developers.google.com/glass/
Talk to your glass and they will answer what ever information you need.
Amazing stuff.
The information is on a type of an app and then you load your own data about form, strategies etc what ever you need to win more.https://developers.google.com/glass/Talk to your glass and they will answer what ever information you need.Amazing stuff.
A) jim goes to king yard and uses glass offline..once connected he uploads the findings/info to a database
The glass has a software program to identify fitter horses.
B) joe does same but in williams yard, yes they all use the same program.
C) betty does same but in dartnell yard, yes
Is each user independ or do they share the info?
They share the same software but add their own data history for horses in their areas/country.
Yes, it could be used from photos taken off a computer or foxtel at home to identify fitness of every runner.
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Identify the fitness level in a percentage is not a problem from a photograph.
I am following through with enquiries to Google and take it from there.
Massive for punters.
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it only records what you see, this still has to be analysed by software
would need to be pretty sophisticated to tell you a horses fitness from its image
So is this what you purposeA) jim goes to king yard and uses glass offline..once connected he uploads the findings/info to a databaseThe glass has a software program to identify fitter horses.B) joe does same but in williams yard, yes they all use th
Well I must admit some pretty smart techo punters here. Fitness software is done.
Punter:
Take photo (it then auto sends to scan for fitness)
Glass (with technology working in milli seconds):
100% fit. Name of horse to save?
Punter:
Phar Lap
Glass:
Do you want Phar Lap's last 4 fitness ratings?
Punter:
Yes
Glass:
97%, 96%, 95%, 92%
Punter:
What is Phar Laps form over 2000 metres?
Glass:
6 starts, 3 wins, 0 seconds, 2 thirds.
Punter:
What is it's favourite jockey?
Glass
Lester Piggot, Damian Oliver
Punter:
What is it's form on slow tracks?
Glass:
9 starts: 2 wins 3 seconds and 2 thirds
Punter:
You now have all 6 runners, what are the best chances?
Glass:
Phar Lap 72% chance of winning, 98% chance of place
Black Caviar 15% chance of winning, 92% chance of place
Take Over Target 8% chance of winning, 74% chance of place
Others 5% chance of winning, 36% chance of place
Punter:
What is my bet strategy on this race?
Glass
Phar Lap and lay any horse in "others" with only a 5% chance of liability payout
Pretty cool stuff.
Well I must admit some pretty smart techo punters here. Fitness software is done.Punter:Take photo (it then auto sends to scan for fitness)Glass (with technology working in milli seconds):100% fit. Name of horse to save?Punter:Phar LapGlass:Do you wa
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Castiron, I just read that. Seems our northern hemisphere friends are finding Jimmy's method a little odd.
I am sure you will be the first man at Globe trying this technology out
Castiron, I just read that. Seems our northern hemisphere friends are finding Jimmy's method a little odd.I am sure you will be the first man at Globe trying this technology out
identify fitter horses to win more often even though it is animated.global and esoteric esotericˌadjective1.intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest."esoteric philosophical deb
UK RACING IS SO EASY AT 1AM IN THE MORNING....FROM UK STORIES.
I look at the horses off Sky racing, how else would I rate in fitness.
Australia racing would be one of the hardest in the world with Hong Kong only because every horse is pratically in a lather of sweat there like Singapore.
South Africa quite a few runners there and a lot of long straights with big fields but ok.
USA, they go like a bat out of hell and thats good for me.
UK, huge race tracks, lots of long distance races, very small fields and great odds.
You have got the easiest racing in the world by a mile and should not complain about not backing a winner.
We have small tracks, big fields...its contantly tuff going for punters.
If I can strike 55% - 82% 1 tip in Australia, heaven know what strike rate I could do in UK.
I would say 1-2 could be 95% win strike rate plus?
I will be staying up a few more nights.
When you have margins of 10 lengths x 30 lengths you cannot tell me that the 3rd horse was fitter than the winner!
It's all too easy.
Cheers James
UK RACING IS SO EASY AT 1AM IN THE MORNING....FROM UK STORIES.I look at the horses off Sky racing, how else would I rate in fitness.Australia racing would be one of the hardest in the world with Hong Kong only because every horseis pratically in a la
Value bet Always make sure before commenting, you just never know who's reading.
Your piece on HK is flawed, as with Singapore, admittedly Sing's humidity does throw up more than average 'sweaters'
With what you proclaim and it's not for me to discredit what you claim, you have a perfect opportunity to prove your prowess, or lack of.As viewers would know HK mount yard coverage gives a detailed view from several angles, unlike many other countries meetings. Singapore also gives a prolonged visual of every runner.Now that in itself would be perfect based on your requirements.
Based on your words, of "every horse" you leave yourself wide open for that rough part of the pineapple mate. As has been stated before.....Do some research.
Value betAlways make sure before commenting, you just never know who's reading.Your piece on HK is flawed, as with Singapore, admittedly Sing's humidity does throw up more than average 'sweaters'With what you proclaim and it's not for me to discredit
It really is amazing watching UK racing till the early hours of the morning and is very good and different entertainment especially the long distance jumping races where they use no barriers.
The horses circle around for about 3-4 minutes about 30 metres back from the start and then line up and off they go.
Some horses would give 5-8 lengths start when they jump and is interesting to watch especially if you are punting heavily and you lose 8 lengths at the start of each race.
Another interesting thing was a jockey dismounted before the race and practically ran the horse around in small circles at a reasonable pace and then jumped back on just before the start.
It never ran a place and I am sure if that would be allowed in Australia or other parts of the world.
The smaller field races in UK of 4 - 6 runners are brilliant betting opportunities using my fitness ratings and you just keep winning and I will have to serious look at this and then again the big fields are hopeless betting races to stay clear of but probably is the norm in most races around the world.
Why is UK racing one of the best for fitness punters in the world?
There are 3 factors that make punting on Betfair appealing in UK.
The bigger tracks gives every horse a clear chance and unfit horses cannot get a soft run.
The jockeys do not race as close as in other countries and fitness stands out more.
UK trainers are not as good as in other parts of the world.
What this means is that you are constantly betting on races with horses 90% - 95% fit which is 10 to 5 lengths off maximum performances in 75% of the races.
So when a trainer flukes a rating of 97% - 100% super fit, they have up to 10 lengths edge on other horses.
You have to wait for them but plenty come up and then you can unload with confidence because fitter horses win and as I said there is no easy cover for the unfit horses.
That is why you see some amazing distances of up to 20 - 30 length margins in the placings.
When a horse runs out of oxygen supply energy to its muscles to sustain its speed, they just stop to a walk and that results in huge margins at times in just running second and third.
In Australia 30 lengths would be less than the distance of the last place getter in a field of 20, yet in UK the last horses are beaten a 100 metres, but punters still bet on them, crazy!
When horses are beaten 30 - 50 metres punters still cry foul of the jockeys rides and other factors.
Sorry, that is not the reason why your bet lost.
The most common factor in UK trainers not up to good training practises is their strength factors are well down in their training and I am postitive that because of lower prize monies, very few trainers have any idea what so ever of elevated blood counts levels and paying for blood testing to peak a horse in super fitness is non existant.
The prize money is just too low to allow trainers to spend on regular blood count testing.
A horses blood count level changes 3 times a week.
That is why Australian trainers have easy pickings in buying your horses cheap and winning millions of dollars and Group 1 events over here.
Realy is money for jam and very smart business persons have reconized the lack of skills in UK trainers.
You cannot make a fit horse run faster so you do not purchase it, but you can make an unfit horse run faster with better training programs.
Also many short priced favourites, as in Australia are not the fittest runners and punters have many other horses with 1 - 2 lengths fitness advantage over them: result, punters lose.
Media in UK also bag up an odds on favourites and the poor punters follow like ducks to a water, taking short odds with no luck.
Yes, UK racing is probaly the most spectacular in the world and possible most profitable for punters, but you have to stay around to 2am - 3am in the mornings to spot a fitter winner.
It's all a new world in racing and punting in UK.
More later.
James
UK racing entertainment and betting to win.It really is amazing watching UK racing till the early hours of the morning and is very good and different entertainment especially the long distance jumping races where they use no barriers.The horses circl
Enigma horse Ethiopia who has won only 1 race but performed well in major Group 1 races for 18 month without even running a place, resumes at Flemington.
I actually like this horse firstly because he a genuine group 1 looking horse and because he is never fit to even run a place.
A disappointing spring where he never passed 95% fit mainly because of low blood counts and little hypertrophic fitness levels he just has so much fitness improvement in him I would love to train.
He is capable of running in the placings in any Group 1 race and that includes next year's Melbourne Cup if they ever get him 100% fit.
Back to the Standish with him, he actually could sprint well fresh if he has 100% blood count readings.
But on the trainers performance the last 6 months that is probably highly unlikely.
Nice horse and like 100's before him we may not see the best of because of poor training.
Cheers
James.
Ethiopia resumes in 1200 m Standish.Enigma horse Ethiopia who has won only 1 race but performed well in major Group 1 races for 18 month without even running a place, resumes at Flemington.I actually like this horse firstly because he a genuine group
This time last year, ADAMANTIUM was a STANDOUT in the yard before winning a lead up race, then presenting equally as well and
winning the Standish.
Shades of that the other day when DECIRCLES presented fantastically and won. Not sure if it was the same lead-up race but the
symmetry is noteworthy....imo.
Sorry, Jim We're seeing things differently here.This time last year, ADAMANTIUM was a STANDOUT in the yard before winning a lead up race, then presenting equally as well and winning the Standish. Shades of that the other day when DECIRCLES presented
definitely, and not only that..... i reckon jimmy hasn't factored in the oxymyoglobin level influence on the hypertropic part of the overall fitness level. I feel the need for a back up rump reading app ??? This is where you are making your 2.375% mistake james .... 98.2% possibly absolutely correct... IMO
definitely, and not only that..... i reckon jimmy hasn't factored in the oxymyoglobin level influence on the hypertropic part of the overall fitness level. I feel the need for a back up rump reading app ??? This is where you are making your 2.375% mi
When you have margins of 10 lengths x 30 lengths you cannot tell me that the 3rd horse was fitter than the winner!
hardly surprising as they seem to race over 3 miles and 30 fu ckin fences
When you have margins of 10 lengths x 30 lengths you cannot tell me that the 3rd horse was fitter than the winner!hardly surprising as they seem to race over 3 miles and 30 fu ckin fences
It is very hard for keen form analyst to get a start in life, I want to help you because I have been to hell and back also.
Tipping and profit betting are too different skills and very few have talents to cope with both.
I will post only 1 tip from you per day 12- 24 hours before a race to promote your great talents.
Tips have to make sense in your logic to why you think it will win or will not be posted plus betting strategies you suggest to show a profit, either win or each way or exotic combinations with numbers.
Your betting strategies may vary any tip as long as you show a profit.
This is world wide and you will also need to email me your results and will publish my web site, twitter and facebook to help you get started.
Good luck and please let's know
Good luck and if your are the best in the world I will promote your service to a world-wide audience.
Think of a great name to represent your business skills.
It's one of the tuffest gigs to ever take on and I hope I can assist some budding new talents to get a kick start.
Cheers James.
R U World's Best Tipster and Betting Strategist!It is very hard for keen form analyst to get a start in life, I want to help you because I have been to hell and back also.Tipping and profit betting are too different skills and very few have talents t
Yes they get beat a long distance over some race, but when you have 3/1 pops 100 metres down the track something is seriously wrong for the punters.
The esorteric ninja!
(Esorteric has given me a new lease in the meaning of life, confidence and amazing new drive in global motivations to help punters, thanks and wahoo, for a moment there I thought I was crazy!)
2014 we will win the audience and rock the world!
How exciting is this?
Yes they get beat a long distance over some race, but when you have 3/1 pops 100 metres down the tracksomething is seriously wrong for the punters.The esorteric ninja!(Esorteric has given me a new lease in the meaning of life, confidence and amazing
"Something" Ninja like UK Ninja or Winning Ninja, The Turf Ninja etc that way you will be associated in an exclusive club of world's best amazing tipsters that punters will have confidence in you.
You will own rights to that name after successful profits.
Forget about tipping coventions, throw it all out the windown now, go with what returns a profit, like exotics etc, experience the new freedom in tipping, u can do this!
You can rock the world!
Cheers
The Esoteric Ninja.
You have to make your name"Something" Ninja like UK Ninja or Winning Ninja, The Turf Ninja etc that way you will be associated in an exclusive club of world's best amazing tipsters that punters will have confidence in you.You will own rights to that
Well u know the rules, send me an email and away go for it, u must justify your tip and supply a betting strategy on the race to win.
oh, by the way, wot is your name?
The Esoteric Ninja (TEN) Ha Ha, how cool is that?
Well u know the rules, send me an email and away go for it, u must justify your tip and supply a betting strategy on the race to win.oh, by the way, wot is your name?The Esoteric Ninja (TEN) Ha Ha, how cool is that?
not for a while spoonman.... a big rearrangement of vegas room tab has seen a decline in seating numbers (every crown reorg last year is a disaster ..... even im getting into mahogany room and sipping beers on the southbank balcony )..... ltf spends most of his time playing cards now with just a quick hit and run to break the circuits of a machine.
not for a while spoonman.... a big rearrangement of vegas room tab has seen a decline in seating numbers (every crown reorg last year is a disaster ..... even im getting into mahogany room and sipping beers on the southbank balcony )..... ltf spends
Thanks for all the feed back, this will give budding tipsters a good chance to kick start a career if that is the path they want to chose.
It's a tough gig and as some as seen, are getting the idea of it all with useful reasons and strategies.
You must stand out from the crowd the make tidal waves in this business to succeed.
Win the crowd and you will be famous.
@ fithorses to contact and will post your tips world wide tips and remember your ninja code name.
Tips where ever you like, only 1 per day as Betfair wagering is on most race meetings now so punters can get on.
If you become a legend, I am more than happy for you and hope it leads to bigger and better things like media, broadcasting or your own site etc.
Just give me time to post around world and state the country, meeting, date, race number, tip and betting strategies.
Good luck and this will sort the men out from the boys and help those out.
Cheers
The Esoteric Ninja
Thanks for all the feed back, this will give budding tipsters a good chance to kick start a career if that is the path they want to chose.It's a tough gig and as some as seen, are getting the idea of it all with useful reasons and strategies.You must
We I got my scan re by crook back and looks like 3 and 4 lower back verta things are packing it in and this has made my sleep pretty sore for the last 4-5 years, but what the hell, I don't sleep anyway so just give a few more hours at night for more ideas!
So a few pills and take it all from there.
Now the bad news, I have a had a real inspiration and have starting writing my comedy movie script and it is so funny, along the lines of the Naked Gun and Flying High movies as that is my type of sick one line jokes.
This will be really cool and should keep me going for a week or two and will add to my paintings, poetry, songs and plays I have done, wahoo......cheers
HA HA HA! God this script is so funny and have written 20 pages in ten minutes!
The Esoteric Fast Movie Playwriter
What A Joke!We I got my scan re by crook back and looks like 3 and 4 lower back verta things are packing it in and this has made my sleep pretty sore for the last 4-5 years, but what the hell, I don't sleep anyway so just give a few more hours at nig
Developed about 15 charcters today and their part in the movie.
Got the boy meets girl going
Got the bad guys going
Done where all the sponsors advertising bill boards will be for revenue
Drafted where to get funds from grants and investors.
Listed the sound-track songs and placed them in the scenes of the film as the movie goes trhough to exciting climaxs.
Written major funny jokes and scenes, all new material of course, HA HA HA this is so funny!
Did second last scene
Did brilliant final scene at the end of the film.
Cool, this is easy and not bad in 5 hours and a bloke with a broken back!
The Esoteric Funny Ninja!
HA HA HA, this is so funny I am in stitches.Developed about 15 charcters today and their part in the movie.Got the boy meets girl goingGot the bad guys goingDone where all the sponsors advertising bill boards will be for revenueDrafted where to get f
Done where all the sponsors advertising bill boards will be for revenue
Drafted where to get funds from grants and investors.
Listed the sound-track songs and placed them in the scenes of the film as the movie goes trhough to exciting climaxs.
girls ... boys .. climaxes !
can you get this one past the censors Jim ?
Got the boy meets girl goingGot the bad guys goingDone where all the sponsors advertising bill boards will be for revenueDrafted where to get funds from grants and investors.Listed the sound-track songs and placed them in the scenes of the film as th
A horse called Jarvis was rode dead as a maggot in the last race just ran at Cranbourne, nice type and fit so black book next start.
Had him last, reefing and pulling and insted of going to the outside on the home straight, ran into dead ends and stopped riding him.
Very suspect ride to me, nice horse Jarvis guys and gals.
Woofy
A horse called Jarvis was rode dead as a maggot in the last race just ran at Cranbourne, nice type and fit so black book next start.Had him last, reefing and pulling and insted of going to the outside on the home straight, ran into dead ends and stop
Hour 12 now and onto page 25 of my very funny movie!
Only about 75 more page to go and should have my Ccademy award winner done by next weekend it depends on what good music is on the radio!
Expect world-wide release in about 4 weeks, at a picture theatre near you!
Wahoo!
Hour 12 now and onto page 25 of my very funny movie!Only about 75 more page to go and should have my Ccademy award winner done by next weekend it depends on what goodmusic is on the radio!Expect world-wide release in about 4 weeks, at a picture theat
I am writing the comedy movie script for only 1 reason, to have funds to do my FREE scanning of horse fitness software so you punters can keep winning.
James
I am writing the comedy movie script for only 1 reason, to have funds to do my FREE scanning of horse fitness softwareso you punters can keep winning.James
Get the blood pumping again. Put up a master-class set at Y Valley on here today.
27 pages back to 26.
There's 160 "pages" on a roll, Jim. You're still miles away from the cardboard.
Thank me later.
You've lost your confidence, Jim. Get the blood pumping again. Put up a master-class set at Y Valley on here today. 27 pages back to 26.There's 160 "pages" on a roll, Jim. You're still miles away from the cardboard. Thank me later.
Have a serious look at Woollong in the last, if fit and money comes from the Corsens camp can win.
Had in black book for many months now.
If not today, soon.
Back in the throw of things and on all cylinders again, back arvo and may spot a few horses, not sure.
I may need a writers drink by then?
Woofy
Have a serious look at Woollong in the last, if fit and money comes from the Corsens camp can win.Had in black book for many months now.If not today, soon.Back in the throw of things and on all cylinders again, back arvo and may spot a few horses, no
Have a serious look at Woollong in the last,if fitand money comes from the Corsens camp can win
How will we know how fit it is if you're too lazy to post?
You're a shadow of your former self, Jim.
Medication and alcohol....always a solid plan. Have a serious look at Woollong in the last, if fit and money comes from the Corsens camp can winHow will we know how fit it is if you're too lazy to post?You're a shadow of your former self, Jim.
lol tins.... james links in with customs to provide the "corstens camp" powder detection machine with all powder apps, slightly used from tullamarine...... pay for with jsut 9.68975% of the profit from your first winning bet.
lol tins.... james links in with customs to provide the "corstens camp" powder detection machine with all powder apps, slightly used from tullamarine...... pay for with jsut 9.68975% of the profit from your first winning bet.
the LER (lets elope report) coming from the LER app shortly ...... if you haven't got it yet, don't delay... only 6.2341% of the profit from your first winner. comes complete with a steak knife and horse residual scoop.
the LER (lets elope report) coming from the LER app shortly ...... if you haven't got it yet, don't delay... only 6.2341% of the profit from your first winner. comes complete with a steak knife and horse residual scoop.
Darren Weir is riding on a high and winning plenty of races, but why?
Seems a nice bloke and has good set up and has always won country training premierships for as long as I can remember.
But why now the sudden rise to fame in the City?
Two reason why.
Firstly he has never been a 100% fitness trainer but has lifted his average higher and his horse are now running on 97% - 98% fit more offten, resulting in many more wins.
Secondly, the other top trainers have really dropped their bundle the last 24 months and just seem to be going through the motions of not bother to put in the hard yards to peak in super fitness, and this all means easy pickings for Weir and Waller.
Melbourne trainers, it is time to pull your finger out or you will be washed aside by some very keen trainers arounds.
Though most probably wont worry them as they are already set up for life and why should I bust my butt for owners and more!
Where the days when Freedman and Hayes were the first to 100 wins a season.
The quality of the senior training ranks is disappearing fast and that is bad news for owners when the trainer is riding on previous reputations, owners are getting ripped off.
Cheers James
The movie script writer.
I finished my first comedy movies script of 110 pages in 15 days and with so many jokes and scenes still going, will start on the sequal this week.
First script should take about 2 weeks to edit.
Looking back from 1987 - 2012 to work out a percentage of fitness in a horse, that is 25 years, yet can write a funny movies scipt in a fortnight.
May been in the wrong game, or racing is just so hard?
Been pleny of talk about Bart and James Cummings and suppose time will tell if James is any good, but Bart is gone now as a stabel trainer, but may still have just a little bit left for a Group 1 youngster if he can find them.
Peter Snowden on his own will be huge.
John Oshea to me is not up to it, but they say may have up to 400 horses to train, surely that cannot be right, but if it is, requires a super human to do this and that is what Snowden did for Hawkes and himself for decades.
Collingwood won the 2014 grand final, that is great and beat Melbourne by 28.8 points.
Google Glass still on the go.
I am still amazed at the script writing I have done, experts say "suppose" to be hard yakka as they say it takes 1-2 years to write a good comedy, come so easy for me.
Maybe the proffessor wrote that also!
I am banking on Australia winning the ashes here this year, 3-2
No, racing is a very tuff gig.
Cheers
The Esoteric James
Darren Weir is riding on a high and winning plenty of races, but why?Seems a nice bloke and has good set up and has always won country training premierships for as long as I can remember.But why now the sudden rise to fame in the City?Two reason why.
Your cred, even for light entertainment, has dissipated
Show some finely honed skills on the race-day threads, Jim.
You know it makes sense.
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn Your cred, even for light entertainment, has dissipated Show some finely honed skills on the race-day threads, Jim.You know it makes sense.