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I don't have any issues with the process to dismiss or uphold a protest but there is one scenario that just isn't fair (in my mind).I'm gonna dumb it right down for everyone to understand because there are so many dim wits,half wits and fukwits on Betfair. Imagine a straight track sprint race on a completely even surface. Imagine a horse racing solo along the outside rail,we shall call 'brown' and a 'grey' horse leading a 'black' horse along the inside. Then the grey shifts out and causes 2 Len interference to the black horse,which comes back inside the grey only to cop another bump and lose another 2 lens. As they all flash across the finish line the grey wins by 1 Len,to the brown (2nd) and the black is a nose away in third. You all know what happens after the protest 3rd against 1st is upheld. Wouldn't you all agree that the brown horse was beaten fair and square by the grey who raced on the other side of the (wide) track and although erratic,caused no interference whatsoever. Also,the black horse can rightfully prove that it was better than the grey horse,which means that the brown horse was the worse performed runner and yet,claims first prize after the protest !. How can this logic sit comfortably with everyone in the racing industry. The other point I would like to make and would appreciate if anyone knows the answer to is......what happens if the first horse past the post (grey) breaks the record. We know the best horse (black, goes to 2nd place) can't claim it but does the worst horse (brown) officially become the record holder,remembering that the horse who stopped the clock in record time is relegated to third ??.
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Read the 2nd sentence Joel,which one of the 3 do you belong......
Whatsit2ya
You can't advance a horse past another that had nothing to do with the interference suffered, say the brown horse won by a nose, its obvious the black horse wins the race without interference, so do you then still say he should be elevated to 1st?
You can't advance a horse past another that had nothing to do with the interference suffered, say the brown horse won by a nose, its obvious the black horse wins the race without interference, so do you then still say he should be elevated to 1st?
the stewards might also have more difficulty during those all grey races
When questioned regarding the performance of Nediym’s Quest, N
Rawiller stated that the gelding did not travel comfortably at any stage throughout the event
and, when the tempo quickened from the 600m, did not respond to his riding and was left flatfooted. He added that when placed under pressure Nediym’s Quest was inclined to lay in
and proved difficult to ride out, although did finish the race off well over the final 100m. He
further stated that, in his view, Nediym’s Quest may be better suited by stepping up to
1200m. A post-race veterinary examination of Nediym’s Quest did not reveal any
abnormalities.
Did they ask N.Rawiller why he made no effort to take up a position from the jump, for an aggressive rider out of the gates he was extremely passive.
As you can see Mr Bas, the stewards have difficulty at the best of times and you want to be mean and inquire about an all greys race
Rawiller stated that the gelding did not travel comfortably at any stage throughout the event
and, when the tempo quickened from the 600m, did not respond to his riding and was left flatfooted. He added that when placed under pressure Nediym’s Quest was inclined to lay in
and proved difficult to ride out, although did finish the race off well over the final 100m. He
further stated that, in his view, Nediym’s Quest may be better suited by stepping up to
1200m. A post-race veterinary examination of Nediym’s Quest did not reveal any
abnormalities.
Did they ask N.Rawiller why he made no effort to take up a position from the jump, for an aggressive rider out of the gates he was extremely passive.
As you can see Mr Bas, the stewards have difficulty at the best of times and you want to be mean and inquire about an all greys race
9/2 bar one ... just another of those unfortunate 7/4 shots it ... that don't seem to want to jump from the gates ... for experienced riders lol
the stewards must be compeletely perplexed
(but then again nediym's is a bay ... the stewards have little experience with those
)
the stewards must be compeletely perplexed
(but then again nediym's is a bay ... the stewards have little experience with those
)
A loosely disguised "talking out of my kit thread" by someone described in the second sentence.
Wonby,you useless ****.
You've just given away for all of us to see,what a shallow individual you are.
You've just given away for all of us to see,what a shallow individual you are.
My guess would be that the 2nd horse over the lines' time would be the new race time, and the new track record (before the protest) would not stand.
Only a guess though.
As to any amended margins how about.....a nose....1 Length.
Only a guess though.
As to any amended margins how about.....a nose....1 Length.
Thx for your guess AFL.
My guess is that the 2nd horse across the line would claim the record time but really not sure either.
My guess is that the 2nd horse across the line would claim the record time but really not sure either.
Pay attention!! Fact. 2nd horse over the line (given that the stewards dsq the 1st horse and promote the 2nd horse)time would be the winning time and if it was a record then that would be the record.
Hey Whatsit2ya. I'm sure the **** is an abbreviation for genius. something you're not!
Hey Whatsit2ya. I'm sure the **** is an abbreviation for genius. something you're not!
AFL,I think you'll find that Wonby doesn't agree that the time would be amended - which means he thinks your guess is incorrect .
But I wouldn't give up on your guess just yet because he also thinks that the word genius is a 4 letter word.
But I wouldn't give up on your guess just yet because he also thinks that the word genius is a 4 letter word.
LOL, yes but the way i read his post was......
2nd horse over the line (given that the stewards dsq the 1st horse and promote the 2nd horse)time would be the winning time and if it was a record then that would be the record.
So that reads to me as......
That the second horse over the line's time would be the new winning time.......and if that was a new track record also, given that it was 1 length behind the relegated horse .... then that record would be recorded.
If you take the brackets out of the sentence and read the sentence without the brackets.
2nd horse over the line (given that the stewards dsq the 1st horse and promote the 2nd horse)time would be the winning time and if it was a record then that would be the record.
So that reads to me as......
That the second horse over the line's time would be the new winning time.......and if that was a new track record also, given that it was 1 length behind the relegated horse .... then that record would be recorded.
If you take the brackets out of the sentence and read the sentence without the brackets.
You may be right,key word being 'also'.
So if the brown horse doesn't break the record 'also',then the grey never broke the record and the time was never ran ?
Why can't the black horse be elevated to first and the brown relegated to third. What right does the brown horse have in claiming first prize here.
So if the brown horse doesn't break the record 'also',then the grey never broke the record and the time was never ran ?
Why can't the black horse be elevated to first and the brown relegated to third. What right does the brown horse have in claiming first prize here.
Whatsit2ya • August 6, 2013 6:31 AM BST
You may be right,key word being 'also'.
So if the brown horse doesn't break the record 'also',then the grey never broke the record and the time was never ran ?
Why can't the black horse be elevated to first and the brown relegated to third. What right does the brown horse have in claiming first prize here.
Its pretty basic whatsit2ya, We have a relegation rule, not advancement rule in protests, if a horse successfully protests, he doesn't get advanced past that horse, rather the horse he protests against gets relegated behind the horse that successfully protested against it. The 2nd horse in your scenario that eventually ended up the winner, well he was just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time.
Re overall race time, i'm 99% that it stays at the original time
You may be right,key word being 'also'.
So if the brown horse doesn't break the record 'also',then the grey never broke the record and the time was never ran ?
Why can't the black horse be elevated to first and the brown relegated to third. What right does the brown horse have in claiming first prize here.
Its pretty basic whatsit2ya, We have a relegation rule, not advancement rule in protests, if a horse successfully protests, he doesn't get advanced past that horse, rather the horse he protests against gets relegated behind the horse that successfully protested against it. The 2nd horse in your scenario that eventually ended up the winner, well he was just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time.
Re overall race time, i'm 99% that it stays at the original time
Spy,I mentioned that we all know that the upheld protest promoted the brown horse to first but my question was 'how does this logic sit with the racing industry'.
I'm with you regarding the brown horse claiming the record as well as the race. It just doesn't feel right.
I'm with you regarding the brown horse claiming the record as well as the race. It just doesn't feel right.
Agree it doesn't feel right, but 2nd horse was just lucky interference was great enough to enable him to finish in front of 3rd horse, also as 2nd didn't contribute to interference, hard to relegate him to 3rd
Whatsit2ya.. You really are a combination of those you described in your second sentence. Let me "dumb it down" for you as you seem the most in need of it.
The "logic" is the brown horse had no part in any interference ran an exemplary race and here is the the thing, it passed the post before the black horse (the grey horse being dsq) therefore the brown horse beats the black horse! If there was any other logic there would be a different outcome. All the ifs in the world don't change that just like you wondering if your aunty had balls whether she would be your uncle? or if you hadn't been dropped on your head as a child whether you'd have turned out half intelligent? Things we will never know! Clear? Crystal clear?
Now just for an exercise try and work this out, people have been trying to do it for nearly 60 years so for you Whatsit2ya it could prove to be a thesis and until you have worked it out do us all a favour and don't post on the forum!
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Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: Well it should be.
Costello: Hey, Abbott
Abbott: What?
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why not?
Costello: So you the manager?
Abbott: Im the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny names though, St. Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Know is on third
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You know the guys names?
Abbott: I sure do.
Costello: Then tell me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You know the guys names?
Abbott: Im telling you their names!
Costello: Well whos on first?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playin first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: Thats it!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: The guy on first base.
Abbott: Thats his name.
Costello: Thats whose name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Thats the mans name!
Costello: Thats whose name?
Abbott: Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: Thats what Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. Dontdont change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the guys name on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking about him.
Costello: Look, you got a first baseman?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fellas name playin first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playin first.
Abbott: Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos playin second?
Abbott: Whos playin first.
Costello: I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a receipt?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the receipt?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that you give the money to.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he signs it.
Costello: Thats how who signs it?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats who?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
Abbott: He does!
Costello: Well how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who signs it.
Costello: What are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who signs his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now wait
Costello: he puts his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his name on it
Costello: How
Abbott: and what puts his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: To you.
Abbott: Thats how it does.
Costello: How does it look to you?
Abbott: Who!
Costello: To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: To you.
Abbott: Who! Look
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: HHowWho?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the mans entitled to it
Costello: Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on first base
Abbott: What is on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second.
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: I dont know.
Abbott: Hes
Costello: Third base, I know.
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: You got a outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielders name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I just thought Id tell you.
Costello: The left fielders name?
Abbott: Why!?Costello: HmmBecause!
Abbott: Oh, hes centerfield.
Costello: Oh
Abbott: Told you all these players got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second.
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: I dont know
Both: Third base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine team without a pitcher.
Costello: Whats his name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me today?
Abbott: Im telling you.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!?Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: Whats on second.
Costello: I dont know.
Both: Third base!
Costello: You got a catcher?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The catchers name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, todaytomorrowdo you?
Abbott: Im telling you.
Costello: So the catchers name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today. And Tomorrows pitching.
Abbott: Now youve got it!
Costello: Now Ive got it
Abbott: Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant help that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve said right.
Costello: I dont even know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well thatsThats all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You throw the ball to first base.
Costello: Then who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No!
Costello: Naturally gets the ball andand
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Thats what Im saying!?Abbott: Youre not saying it
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Abbott: No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Thats what Im saying!
Abbott: No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get it.
Abbott: So Who gets it.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Same as you!
Abbott: Now listen
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
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Abbott: All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: Could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, thats our shortstop!
The "logic" is the brown horse had no part in any interference ran an exemplary race and here is the the thing, it passed the post before the black horse (the grey horse being dsq) therefore the brown horse beats the black horse! If there was any other logic there would be a different outcome. All the ifs in the world don't change that just like you wondering if your aunty had balls whether she would be your uncle? or if you hadn't been dropped on your head as a child whether you'd have turned out half intelligent? Things we will never know! Clear? Crystal clear?
Now just for an exercise try and work this out, people have been trying to do it for nearly 60 years so for you Whatsit2ya it could prove to be a thesis and until you have worked it out do us all a favour and don't post on the forum!
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game today?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: Well it should be.
Costello: Hey, Abbott
Abbott: What?
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why not?
Costello: So you the manager?
Abbott: Im the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny names though, St. Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Know is on third
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You know the guys names?
Abbott: I sure do.
Costello: Then tell me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You know the guys names?
Abbott: Im telling you their names!
Costello: Well whos on first?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playin first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: Thats it!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: The guy on first base.
Abbott: Thats his name.
Costello: Thats whose name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Thats the mans name!
Costello: Thats whose name?
Abbott: Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: Thats what Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. Dontdont change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the guys name on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking about him.
Costello: Look, you got a first baseman?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fellas name playin first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playin first.
Abbott: Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos playin second?
Abbott: Whos playin first.
Costello: I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a receipt?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the receipt?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that you give the money to.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he signs it.
Costello: Thats how who signs it?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats who?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
Abbott: He does!
Costello: Well how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who signs it.
Costello: What are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who signs his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now wait
Costello: he puts his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his name on it
Costello: How
Abbott: and what puts his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: To you.
Abbott: Thats how it does.
Costello: How does it look to you?
Abbott: Who!
Costello: To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: To you.
Abbott: Who! Look
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: HHowWho?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the mans entitled to it
Costello: Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on first base
Abbott: What is on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second.
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: I dont know.
Abbott: Hes
Costello: Third base, I know.
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: You got a outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielders name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I just thought Id tell you.
Costello: The left fielders name?
Abbott: Why!?Costello: HmmBecause!
Abbott: Oh, hes centerfield.
Costello: Oh
Abbott: Told you all these players got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you whos on second.
Abbott: Whos on first.
Costello: I dont know
Both: Third base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine team without a pitcher.
Costello: Whats his name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me today?
Abbott: Im telling you.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!?Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: Whats on second.
Costello: I dont know.
Both: Third base!
Costello: You got a catcher?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The catchers name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, todaytomorrowdo you?
Abbott: Im telling you.
Costello: So the catchers name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today. And Tomorrows pitching.
Abbott: Now youve got it!
Costello: Now Ive got it
Abbott: Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant help that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve said right.
Costello: I dont even know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well thatsThats all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You throw the ball to first base.
Costello: Then who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No!
Costello: Naturally gets the ball andand
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Thats what Im saying!?Abbott: Youre not saying it
Costello: I said, I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Thats what Im saying!
Abbott: No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get it.
Abbott: So Who gets it.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Same as you!
Abbott: Now listen
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: Could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, thats our shortstop!
Hmmm,I just can't change my original opinion of Wonby,he continues to immaturely show us what a silly individual he is.
I've really identified him as the quintessential Betfair troll in my second sentence.
A dimwit because - an educated person would understand that the way you express yourself is a giveaway to the level of intelligence you hold.
A half wit because - the lame attempts at humour would make a primary school student cringe.
And a ( complete) fukwit because - this is a thread regarding the abnormality that some protest results can through up. We all know the rules of the protest but he seems to think that he is the only person on the planet that 'gets' it. Then he gets upset like a petulant child if some would dare to question them. I'm sure he walks around all day thinking to himself "everyone is dumb except for me".
I've really identified him as the quintessential Betfair troll in my second sentence.
A dimwit because - an educated person would understand that the way you express yourself is a giveaway to the level of intelligence you hold.
A half wit because - the lame attempts at humour would make a primary school student cringe.
And a ( complete) fukwit because - this is a thread regarding the abnormality that some protest results can through up. We all know the rules of the protest but he seems to think that he is the only person on the planet that 'gets' it. Then he gets upset like a petulant child if some would dare to question them. I'm sure he walks around all day thinking to himself "everyone is dumb except for me".
earlycrow • August 6, 2013 10:49 AM BST
Look who the fckn dog dragged in ffs
Judgey tells me you you won money hand over fist today. He wants to subscribe to crowformpremium but asks if you will provide it on tick, just until he gets on his feet
Look who the fckn dog dragged in ffs
Judgey tells me you you won money hand over fist today. He wants to subscribe to crowformpremium but asks if you will provide it on tick, just until he gets on his feet
LIH Fact No 213: Having a good girlfriend can save you about 40gb of hard drive space.
yeah! time for this little battler to hit the sack - gn spyman and the other 3 who are online
STS said both of his hang at the same level, asked him how come, he said he is ambidextrous
Mrs said to me, you may tell jokes Mr Spy but you're no comedian..... not sure exactly what she meant by that
She means you not fckn funny so give it away, you are to comedy what STS is to the writen word
earlycrow • August 8, 2013 12:02 PM BST
She means you not fckn funny so give it away, you are to comedy what STS is to the writen word
Mr Crow, I might be bad but that comparison is extremely harsh. You know STS sometimes even makes a mistake when writing STS, he writes STD. Now that was pretty good imo
She means you not fckn funny so give it away, you are to comedy what STS is to the writen word
Mr Crow, I might be bad but that comparison is extremely harsh. You know STS sometimes even makes a mistake when writing STS, he writes STD. Now that was pretty good imo
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