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The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE
01 Jun 12 12:14
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Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 1, 2012 12:22 PM BST
I remember when I was 'small' they used to say if we had a bigger population then Australian manufacturers would have more people to sell their stuff to.
But now we don't have any manufacturers. It's all done in the third world. So that idea was just a crock of sh!t.
Report earlycrow June 1, 2012 12:28 PM BST
When your having a bad day you can think there is millions over there having a worse one, that can be handy
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 1, 2012 12:32 PM BST
Yeah but they're not over there. They're here!
Report earlycrow June 1, 2012 12:34 PM BST
Well if your having a bad day kick one instead of the dog maybe, sounds useful
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 1, 2012 12:37 PM BST
I've never kicked a dog in my life. I'm at the very apex of evolution. I am definitely not a third world loser that takes his frustrations out by torturing domestic pets.
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 1, 2012 12:39 PM BST
I'm also very drunk,just in case you were wondering.
Report Live_in_Hope June 1, 2012 12:42 PM BST
have you also wondered if women visiting their jailed partners actually do place their hand on the perspex glass divider so that the other person can do the same and some how become closer?
Report lazza June 1, 2012 1:00 PM BST
Report valetilidie June 1, 2012 1:59 PM BST
not a surprise to see such interlect on an aussie forum. aussie aussie aussie, out for 92 ha ha
Report earlycrow June 1, 2012 11:24 PM BST
What's that smell
Report valetilidie June 2, 2012 7:53 AM BST
apex of evolution, ha ha
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 2, 2012 10:07 AM BST
'Interlect'.  You couldn't make it up!! Classic.
Report valetilidie June 2, 2012 12:24 PM BST
its a fair cop
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 2, 2012 12:33 PM BST
Since no one can name any benefits of mass third world immigration it seems it's up to me. We have a much more diverse choice of restaurants these days. Apparently the only thing available in Australian restaurants back in the 1950s was rump steak well done with a choice of either eggs or chips as a side order.
Report xnada June 2, 2012 3:49 PM BST
They have better food and the women are more beautiful. For example Thailand and Mexico
Report pombash June 3, 2012 6:08 AM BST
I thought Australia was the third world!
Report whoopi June 3, 2012 6:20 AM BST
xnada has a point.
Take a look at photos of Aussie women in the 50's.
All look like they've been hit with the ugly stick.
Report whoopi June 3, 2012 6:24 AM BST
without the injection of attractive foreign blood we'd have a nation of Margaret Whitlam and Dawn Fraser lookalikes. Is that what you want?
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 3, 2012 9:53 AM BST
When I think of some of the world's most beautiful women - Claudia Schiffer,Grace Kelly,Christie Brinkley,Elle Macpherson for example - I'm fairly certain that none of them are Thai. Sadly the best looking women in Thailand are dudes!
Report whoopi June 3, 2012 10:00 AM BST
Laugh
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 3, 2012 10:10 AM BST
Also $xnada - I'm not sure they have better food. I watched 'Idiot Abroad' and the f*ckers were eating a TOAD!! No thanks.
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 3, 2012 10:12 AM BST
Hey whoopi is Malta  part of the third world?? Jeez it must be a photo!!!
Report shiraz June 3, 2012 1:18 PM BST
With diversity, comes wisdom.
Report whoopi June 3, 2012 11:13 PM BST
Malta- A thriving European economic powerhouse.
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 10, 2012 10:13 AM BST
With diversity,comes division.


Not bad eh?
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 10, 2012 10:17 AM BST
Hey whoopi I just looked up Malta on wiki. Quote 'useless rock in middle of nowhere populated by people that make sloths look hyperactive.Totally funded by the British Taxpayer since 1850'.

Sounds a bit third worldy to me.
Report whoopi June 10, 2012 10:13 PM BST
Factually incorrect on 1 point.
Malta became a republic 13 December 1974 (something Australia hasn't had the balls to do)
Kamo you ar now barred from my tour of Malta including the wonderful locations of Cospicua (my family home) Kalkarra, Hamrun,Dingli and Gozo.
Biss- Saha to all!!!!!
Report megsy June 11, 2012 3:00 AM BST
Malta became a republic 13 December 1974 (something Australia hasn't had the balls to do)


we tried once,if you took away the right of migrated engish people voting and libral propaganda leading up to the referendum, it would have been a landslide victory to the republicans which i am one.

if it was put to the people again, republics would be rechoicing in the streets. englands done no favours for australia ever. for decades they had their hands out for australian $$$$$ for being part of the commonwealth, its a known fact australia's contribution back in the 60's, 70's would have paid for englands welfare benefits.
Report silverunderwear June 11, 2012 7:18 AM BST
Malta, the rock that wrecked Rommel. Hats off to Whoopi's oldies and/or their oldies. One of the Btits better investments.
Report whoopi June 11, 2012 8:08 AM BST
Exactly Silver Undies
Without the bravery of the proud Maltese people Kamo woul be sitting down to his meal of sauerkraut right about now.
Report whoopi June 11, 2012 8:53 AM BST
Another benefit of being Maltese is apparent tonight.
It's unusually cold up here tonight. Not Sydney or Melbourne cold, but cold nonetheless.
Fotunately my Maltese heritage has provided me with a sasquatch like covering of body fur (Picture the wrestler George "the animal" Steele) so I'm not feeling the cold.
My wife on the other hand is freezing, for although she is also Maltese, she unfortunately is sans fur.
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 11, 2012 9:37 AM BST
I don't believe you whoopi. Have you forgotten your thread where you said you plucked a 110cm hair off your wife's chest? Well I haven't.

Hey you can't bar me from the Malta Tour I'm looking forward to that. Besides,I paid a deposit.
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 11, 2012 11:05 AM BST
I've come up with a benefit of having millions of..etc..

No one has been able to come up with anything so far so how about this.

Third World Immigrants (TWI) are the only people that use public transport.Also they are the only people employed to work on public transport. So you see,if it wasn't for TWI's we'd have no public transport.
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