[b]HELLO[/b], good evening and welcome to my blog. I trust you all enjoyed Whitlock crushing Jenkins last night. If this run of success continues I’ll be in the running for the next FORBES magazine Rich List. I can handle it. In my experience, the better connected you are, the easier life becomes.
My stigmata’s been playing up again lately. Bleeding nuisance it is. I was just preparing to peg out in croquet the other day and the next thing I knew there was blood all over the mallet. Frightful.
Still, I rose to the occasion and duly pegged out for my twelfth consecutive victory. It’s not a professional league as such, but the stakes are still high. My vanquished opponent ‘Dodgy’ Frank Smith gave me a bay horse, Gloof Akteree, for this particular victory, but the poor old...