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Q. WHERE WAS THE MAGNA CARTA SIGNED?
I A L ANSWER.
AT THE BOTTOM
I A L ANSWER.
AT THE BOTTOM
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Q. WHAT IS A ROYAL ENFIELD?
A. SOMEWHERE THE QUEEN KEEPS HER CHICKENS
A. SOMEWHERE THE QUEEN KEEPS HER CHICKENS
Standards are definitely slipping on here grimmy.Your mate banned banks was asked his opinion on the Renault 5...........he reckoned they were innocent.
"Name a dangerous race"
"The Arabs"
"Name a long necked bird"
"Naomi Campbell"
"Name a slang word for a girl."
"Slag."
"The Arabs"
"Name a long necked bird"
"Naomi Campbell"
"Name a slang word for a girl."
"Slag."
Q. I A L What is hard water
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Q Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
A It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
Q What's the longest word in the English language ?
A Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
Teacher :I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil : Life imprisonment !
A It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
Q What's the longest word in the English language ?
A Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
Teacher :I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil : Life imprisonment !
My freind gav died of heartburn last night
i cannot believe GAV IS GONE
i cannot believe GAV IS GONE
What time are the jokes being posted, please?
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