yes i know its a horse racing forum ,but theres only a few weeks to the festival and im getting anxious now and need something to keep my mind occupied so heres a few . these may not be 100% accurate memorys not what it was ............but you get my drift
in one of the spaggetti westerns ,for a few dollars more ? lee van cleef as angel eyes walking into that saloon full of desperado bad guys ...........and striking a match on the back of ones neck ...............................a classic moment !
on zulu ..........michael caine saying to one of the handfull of soldiers at rourkes drift whats that noise sounds like a train .....................no sir its zulus stamping thier feet in a war march ............fookin 1,000s of em !
The pigs in Sardinia in one of the Lecter films having enjoyed human flesh.Taken from true life happenings......beware.......Swino Sardo,pericoloso.nap
The pigs in Sardinia in one of the Lecter films having enjoyed human flesh.Taken from true life happenings......beware.......Swino Sardo,pericoloso.nap
another from the spaggetti westerns good bad and ugly .........tuco th mexican murderer in the bath and guy walks in and points a gun at him and starts going into great detail about what hes going to do to him , how much he hates him ,you killed my family ect ,......tuco shoots him with a gun hidden under the bubbles/foam ..............and says you talk to much !
another from the spaggetti westerns good bad and ugly .........tuco th mexican murderer in the bath and guy walks in and points a gun at him and starts going into great detail about what hes going to do to him , how much he hates him ,you killed my
What are you gonna do? Nice college boy, didn't want to get mixed up in the family business. Now you want to gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped you in the face a little? What do you think this like the Army where you can shoot 'em from a mile away? No you gotta get up like this and, badda-bing, you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit.
What are you gonna do? Nice college boy, didn't want to get mixed up in the family business. Now you want to gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped you in the face a little? What do you think this like the Army where you can shoot 'em fro
rita sue and bob too .......a classic gritty northern brit comedy from th 80s ,bob getting amouruos in the back of his car with the 2 young babysitters ....bob shows them his old chap ,what do yer think of that says bob ever seen one like that before .....girls giggling say it looks like frozen sausage !
rita sue and bob too .......a classic gritty northern brit comedy from th 80s ,bob getting amouruos in the back of his car with the 2 young babysitters ....bob shows them his old chap ,what do yer think of that says bob ever seen one like that befo
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. [kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like [sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end... [suddenly walks off]
Apocalypse Now - Robert DuvallKilgore: Smell that? You smell that?Lance: What?Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.[kneels]Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12
Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime! Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so ****in' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed! Private Joker: Any women or children? Door Gunner: Sometimes! Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children? Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Full Metal JacketCrazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're go
in trainspotting when sickboy and pal in park with air rifle .....shoot a fierce looking bull terrier in the knackers ,who then savages his unsuspecting sunbathing owner ......hilarious !
in trainspotting when sickboy and pal in park with air rifle .....shoot a fierce looking bull terrier in the knackers ,who then savages his unsuspecting sunbathing owner ......hilarious !
THE SCENE WHERE THE VIKINGS FIRE THEIR ARROWS FROM THERE BOWS AT THE VIKING SHIPS SAIL AND SET IT ON FIRE AT IT SAILS INTO THE SUNSET WITH THEIR DEAD VIKING CHIEF ON THE FILM IS CALLED THE VIKINGS
AND THE MUSIC COMES ON
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
THE SCENE WHERE THE VIKINGS FIRE THEIR ARROWS FROM THERE BOWS AT THE VIKING SHIPS SAIL AND SET IT ON FIRE AT IT SAILS INTO THE SUNSET WITH THEIR DEAD VIKING CHIEF ON THE FILM IS CALLED THE VIKINGS AND THE MUSIC COMES ON DER DER DER DER DER DER DE
"i guess thats what its all about kid, making the wrong move at the right time, youre good kid but as long as im still around youre second best , you may as well get used to it"
"i guess thats what its all about kid, making the wrong move at the right time, youre good kid but as long as im still around youre second best , you may as well get used to it"
[Ron Miller is holding City Hall hostage to get an old job back and Lt. Hedgecock is negotiating from outside with a bullhorn] Lt Hedgecock: Okay Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you what you want! Miller: First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! Lt Hedgecock: Okay. Miller: And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all! Lt Hedgecock: What kind of car, Miller? Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really **** gas mileage! Alright. Lt Hedgecock: How about a 6000 SUX? Miller: Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control? Lt Hedgecock: Hey, no problem, Miller. You let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt! Miller: Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see? [Miller goes over to the Mayor] Lt Hedgecock: Get up, Your Honor. Get up! Get up. Your public wants to see you. [Miller pulls the Mayor to the window and points the gun at his head] Miller: Nobody ever takes me seriously! We'll get serious now... and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye! [Robocop punches through the wall, grabbing Miller and the gun, then he punches Miller in the face and sends him flying out the window]
Robocop - The Mayor Held Hostage[Ron Miller is holding City Hall hostage to get an old job back and Lt. Hedgecock is negotiating from outside with a bullhorn]Lt Hedgecock: Okay Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you what you want!Miller: First,
jaws ....one of th guys looks over the side of the small fishing boat in the ocean and this dirty great muvva feka of a shark glides by he turns pale and says to the others ..............we,re gonna need a bigger boat !
jaws ....one of th guys looks over the side of the small fishing boat in the ocean and this dirty great muvva feka of a shark glides by he turns pale and says to the others ..............we,re gonna need a bigger boat !
Butch Cassidy: [laughing] Why, you crazy — the fall'll probably kill ya!
Butch Cassidy: I'll jump first. Sundance Kid: Nope. Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first. Sundance Kid: No, I said! Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?! Sundance: I can't swim! Butch Cassidy: [laughing] Why, you crazy — the f
little-known black comedy called Orphans where eldest son attempts to carry his mother/father(?)'s coffin into cemetary on his own on his back and ends up face down in the mud with the coffin sliding off over his head....ring a bell with anyone?
little-known black comedy called Orphans where eldest son attempts to carry his mother/father(?)'s coffin into cemetary on his own on his back and ends up face down in the mud with the coffin sliding off over his head....ring a bell with anyone?
The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. [in English] The Bride: Except you, Sofie! You stay right where you are!
Kill Bill 1The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.[in English]The Bride: Except you, Sofie! You stay right where you are!
Japanese Businessman: [in Japanese; subtitled] Do you like Ferraris? Go Go Yubari: [in Japanese] Ferraris... Italian trash. [Japanese businessman giggles] Go Go Yubari: Do you want to screw me? [Japanese businessman giggles again] Go Go Yubari: Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no? Japanese Businessman: Yes. [She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword] Go Go Yubari: How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?
Kill Bill 1Japanese Businessman: [in Japanese; subtitled] Do you like Ferraris?Go Go Yubari: [in Japanese] Ferraris... Italian trash.[Japanese businessman giggles]Go Go Yubari: Do you want to screw me?[Japanese businessman giggles again]Go Go Yubari:
Fred Jung: Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
Sounds a touch like a week at Betfair
BlowFred Jung: Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.Sounds a touch like a week at Betfair
A touch of class there Slippy, you have a touch of class," as the fella said in Italy for 30 years under the Borgia's they had torture, bloodshed, murder, warfare, but they produced, Michelangelo, Leonardo Da vinci, and the renaisance, in Switzerland they had Brotherly love, in 500 years of democoracy and peace, what did that produce, the cuckoo clock, so long holly. Orson Wells pure genius. The Third Man.
A touch of class there Slippy, you have a touch of class," as the fella saidin Italy for 30 years under the Borgia's they had torture, bloodshed, murder, warfare,but they produced, Michelangelo, Leonardo Da vinci, and the renaisance, in Switzerlandth
Agree with the final scene in The Long Good Friday, Bob Hoskin's realisation that he's a dead man.
Joes Pesci's "Funny How?" scene from Goodfellas
Also Alec Baldin's "motavational" speech in Glengarry Glenross....
Agree with the final scene in The Long Good Friday, Bob Hoskin's realisation that he's a dead man. Joes Pesci's "Funny How?" scene from GoodfellasAlso Alec Baldin's "motavational" speech in Glengarry Glenross....
withnail and i , bartender bring me a selection of your finest ales ,i want the finest ales known to humanity ,i want them here and i want them now ! monty you terrible c nut !
withnail and i , bartender bring me a selection of your finest ales ,i want the finest ales known to humanity ,i want them here and i want them now !monty you terrible c nut !
Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
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Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give
Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a **** if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... ****... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change.
Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a **** if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that fir
Jack Torrance: Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand? Wendy Torrance: Yeah. Jack Torrance: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing [types] Jack Torrance: or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the **** you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that? Wendy Torrance: Yeah. Jack Torrance: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the **** out of here? Hm?
Jack Torrance: Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?Wendy Torrance: Yeah.
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Attendee: Brought peace? Reg: Oh, peace - shut up! Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all. Dissenter: Uh, well, one. Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Attendee: Brought peace? Reg: Oh, peace - shut up! Reg: There
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he? Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons. Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name? Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'. [the Centurion laughs] Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir. Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? " Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir. Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Brian: Can I go now, sir? [slap] Brian: Aaah! Eh. Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this! [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away! Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only... Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week. Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you. [takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically] Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... [another guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [more chuckling] Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... [chuckle] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [both guards chuckle] Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this? Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he? Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons. Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name? Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'. [the Centurion laughs] Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone o
Serpico 1973 - A great movie if you haven't seen it
Tom Keough: Now I ain't sayin' who. They just said ya'... ya' couldn't be trusted, you know? Frank Serpico: 'Cause I don't take money, right? Tom Keough: Frank, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?
Serpico 1973 - A great movie if you haven't seen itTom Keough: Now I ain't sayin' who. They just said ya'... ya' couldn't be trusted, you know?Frank Serpico: 'Cause I don't take money, right?Tom Keough: Frank, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who d