Manchester United Fans

I think i've messed myself

GET THE FACK IN!!!!

What times does it run.

sign outside manchester pub
carlsberg : city fans 20% off, united fans feck off

Hi pf,why the anger?

Me the mrs and kids have been out rambling today,looking for igneous rock formations,thankfully we were very lucky and found some marvellous examples.

look at the time PS, it wasn't going too well for Manure haters at 16.47

ah right,that was about the time we stumbled upon a quite stunning carbonatite so you can imagine we were a little distracted.

I had already congratulated every man city fan i know on their title victory following the win over united at the council ground,to those i missed,well done.

Should any of you wish to exchange the red man city shirts with the liver bird on you were sold in error,i believe there is an exchange system put in place,all you have to do is turn up wearing a free luis suarez t-shirt and you get the new shirt free.

I'm more of a sedimentary rock man to be totally honest

Well done shi ty you won m u lost to many players arsenal sold there's chel ski o a p s

Yeah, Man United fans, lowest of the low. Think they know everything and they know f*ck all. We won our first Premiership in "Fergie Time". He would have been better retiring at the start of the season, then he could have had washed his hands of it all. Now, he's embroiled in it all. Stuck in a big hole even a fire brigade ladder wouldnt get him out of. We p*ssed on his chips and tarnished his record good and proper!

shut it woody,the igneous carbonatite we found was a keeper but dont think i wont launch it at your mush if you keep on.

Remember Patrick: Staligmites grow up with all their might but tites come down!

i study grass growing to the same degree patrick nowday, formerly earned a degree in watching paint drying

Love greyhound racing but stamp collecting is my number 1 passion.

Anyway Patrick, you would be surprised what i know about rock crystals and samples i've got:

Agate, said to improve natural vitality

Amethyst, known as a spiritual stone, healing and meditation

Calcite, comfort (honey colour), removes toxins (green) helps gall bladder (orange).

Emerald, helps intellect and memory.

Garnet, Regenerative, revitalising.

Hematite, improves blood diorders, reduces stress.

Jade, helps with eye problems.

Onyx, improves concentration and devotion.

Quartz crystal, attracts the powers of light.

Ruby, devine creativity, spiritual wisdom, energy, courage.

Tigers Eye, self-confidence.

Zircon, calming, protects against depression.

Of course my birthstones are Ruby, Garnet and Topaz, Oct 23rd to Nov 22nd