Anyone with a Car or Van that could help mee out tonight

TheChaser 17 Jun 13 20:30 Joined: 23 May 12 | Topic/replies: 4,380 | Blogger: TheChaser's blog
That would be willing to do a few hours work **(PAID)** and snacks

Thing is just got the call for a new job but the Cars in the garage.If i dont get this sorted tonight the job may be off and cant really afford to lose it.Guy on phone was really urgent for me to get there tonight i think he said £25 for 200 catalogues which is a darn good deal.

So basically all you have yo do is come pick me up then drive me round a few streets whilst i jump in and out and fire them in letter boxes or help if you like for more ££

If there Ann Summers i'll give you a hand

where you live

£25 between 2 of us for a few hours work less petrol.
You're having a larff.

Its kleeneze 21% (Ann summers not got back YET ) for me so im sure ill make a whad on that and be able to divvu out 5% to the driver.Central Scotland

No mate i hand them out then we go collect all orders next week 21% of takings.We could go for 500 and make more

400 sorry if your willing to chip in ill put them on my account

Then maybe % can be discussed

walofs kleeneze is, get that **** to deliver at our work. pishy commission work.

Yes i get 21% of ALL sales so it could generate nice funds for Wimbledon as i am having a mega bet one someone.The guy said he will email me code and  can give to friends to buy from the catalogue and i still get 21% hehe good eh.

Arron do you have wheels and are you close as we maybe run this tomorrow no wheels got arranged and ending up soaked into the Nigeria game.

Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also

hearts1874 • June 18, 2013 12:29 AM 
walofs kleeneze is, get that **** to deliver at our work. pishy commission work.

Thing is also i dont intent to a muggy runner i intend to hit the hot spots and a few old family members know them ill tell you that.They are heading into retirement and there is even old tales they do some football clubs/players for cleaning stock etc (but i wont know until i get my foot in the door).Dont think Hearts would afford much though eh mate

Delivering catalogues? £25 for a couple of hour's work? "I intend to hit the hot spots"

Jaysus, you couldn't make this up.

£25 minus driving around roads, taking wrong turns and then getting lost = £0. ffs mug

This is up there with the "Anyone want to go halves on a Setanta subscription?" thread.

I thought TheChaser was a big winner on here as well.

either this is a wind up (1.5) or we're in odwyer/hornets territory (2.9)

Are you all thick im not getting £25

I get 21% sales from any sakes i make,But hey if no one is after extra cash thats fine.Shuda i do well on here but im thinking smart here, i can bet 24/7 , so when nothing onto trade i will nip out and make some extra coinage.

cant bet 24/7

revised odds

1.7
2.46

Winner_Winner_Chicken_Diner • June 18, 2013 11:29 AM BST
£25 minus driving around roads, taking wrong turns and then getting lost = £0. ffs mug

If driver has n sat nav we can nip to the garage on route and ill get mine

1.8
2.28

I'd do it if I had a car... Almost be worth hiring a car for half a day wouldn't it?

cleaning up after mr winner's code browns is where the real money is to be made.

Thing is also i dont intent to a muggy runner i intend to hit the hot spots and a few old family members know them ill tell you that.They are heading into retirement and there is even old tales they do some football clubs/players for cleaning stock etc (but i wont know until i get my foot in the door).Dont think Hearts would afford much though eh mateLaugh

I should say I don't do the commission work for kleeneze , I work for a delivery company that gives mugs like you the catalogues and cleaning products to sell .

Snosurf • June 18, 2013 1:27 PM BST
I'd do it if I had a car... Almost be worth hiring a car for half a day wouldn't it?

Maybe for the re-run as would have man items but here i only have 200 catalogues.On re-run ill have heavy things i would imagine.Pots,Pans,Magets etc all weigh

hearts1874 i used to  work E.S.S you know them i made good money catering but i switch clean 3 year ago and now this way i get own business 21%

Pots, pans and magnets?? Are you a gipsy?

horse and cart do?

They'll hear him rattling down the road, won't open their doors and he'll be left with 21% of f**k all.

How many weeks will it take you to sell 200 catalogues then?

TTT

use the catalouges to jack some posh sports car off the ground pinch the wheels sell them job done

no catologues to deliver or pick back up but dont forget to remove your name address and pnone number.

Nice 'fishing' TheChaser...

Bike with a rack,keep fit as well......

Winner_Winner_Chicken_Diner • June 18, 2013 1:51 PM BST
How many weeks will it take you to sell 200 catalogues then?

I dont sell catalogues and jobs safe until Friday the boss says

If you are that desperate for cash I'll pay you minimum wage to clear up my garden

I`ll make more than minimum wage when i get started as i say HOT SPOTS do occur.At least im out there grafting

21% of ALL TAKINGS and i mean ALL.So what makes everyone think that this is zero

weird thread

whats weird about work

back italy tomorrow free moneys

TheChaser returning home after a successful day delivering his catalogues

Two days later, TheChaser returns to deliver his sales to lucky customers

Stop it

It's all about the money. 21% I say to you

Love the fact that someone needs a car, so thinks, I know, let's try the Betfair forum.

He was offering snacks though Darlo.

Hornets wheels available, with this blurting out selling your catalogues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKAqmqVQ700

£25 minus driving around roads, taking wrong turns and then getting lost = £0. ffs mug

lol made me laugh

What snacks are on offer, any bananas?

It would help chaser if you said WHERE you are,

oh this is two days old

And reading the comments I can see this being bumped in two years

bump

I can see TheChaser as the next Lord Sugar.

Chaser next revelz and that is high praise

http://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23852502/would-anyone-in-huyton?origpost_id=532361093&pg=1

just in case someone out there has never read revelz classic thread

TheChaser and revelz could be the same person.


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The Dragon • June 17, 2013 8:58 PM BST
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Report• Quote • Block User salmon spray • June 17, 2013 9:00 PM BST
£25 between 2 of us for a few hours work less petrol.
You're having a larff.
Report• Quote • Block User TheChaser • June 17, 2013 9:00 PM BST
Its kleeneze 21% (Ann summers not got back YET ) for me so im sure ill make a whad on that and be able to divvu out 5% to the driver.Central Scotland



central scotland, I'm in london and live nearer to Switzerland, but surely a fishing thread

u need an underwear catalogue after ur italy bet, u must have done 7 pair of pants

absolute classic

"Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also"

Where has The Chaser gone - would really love to know the follow-up to his appeal, did he get a driver, what did he pay and what were his orders and subsequent rate of commission?

If you're out there The Chaser give us an update.

At the moment this thread and the 'Anyone in Huyton' are both on page 1 of the football threads - this IS the Halleys Comet of page 1, make the most of it, probably be 20,000 years before it happens again.

'I am SINGLE. I hadn't thought of food. Perhaps we could just eat our own food to avoid monetary complications and potential tensions?'

"Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also"

Comic genius ...

this is a great thread

central scotland

yea that really narrowed it down for potential drivers

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Laugh yea that really narrowed it down for potential drivers


This job got a but messy

  "Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also"

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  thanks for the laughs chaser, good luck with the job.

funny fecker chaser

i just remembered about this work load after applying for the voting count one today , didnt realise it was over a year old

johnnys pictures of the horse and cart made me laugh

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This is up there with the "Anyone want to go halves on a Setanta subscription?" thread

Post of the thread on the thread of the decade.
Struggling to control my laughter.
Brilliant fishing Chaser.

I could maybe help you out tomorrow night...just need to finish tarmacking a couple of drives in the morning and then punt some loosely wrapped beef fillet to a couple of locals in the pub. If we have time after, how would you feel about going to sell some windows to my nan?

ttt

any dogging involved

Top stuff chaser was pissing myself here.


The horse and cart pic sent me over the edge.

"Man things" and "pots, pans and magnets"

Legendary stuff.

Quite a turnaround. Delivering catalogues last year and now a 5k punter. Congratulations.

Remember reading this knew this lad would go far
Chase has come on leaps and bounds and is now a heavyweight of the betting world

Just goes to show how much money is in catalogues.
Chaser has the Scottish market tied up.
You can't move a catalogue up here unless he gives it the nod.

Jimmy Hoffa was an amateur compared to The Chaser.

did the Avon business take off then?

ttt for The Chaser. Gonna be fireworks.

That awkard moment when the person with the car, in the TheChaser's bedroom, both of them stood buck naked and either side of the bed, realises there are no catalogues. Then Mega88 jumps out of the closest in his gimp suit

FFS

This fred is cringe worthy

What ever happened to this mug?

I think he is currently trying to corner the vintage Irn Bru market

TheChaser was top notch. Always good fr a laugh.
Nice touch btw letting JohnnyM out of his pocket before leaving.

Well worth a recap.