The Anti David De Gea blunder thread

Petr Chech vs Wigan

With just moments to go the chelsea keeper pushes a soft 'shot' onto an onrushing wigan attacker to hand wigan a share of the spoils.

'I'd wager this will be a longer thread that its sister one.'

probably 1.01 given the weight of numbers, don't you think?

i'm sorry but what has this got to do with suarez???

Petr Cech

Cost 7m
In his 8th season here
Holds the record for most clean sheets and fewest goals conceded in a season
Won 10 trophies
Voted Europe's best keeper twice


David de Gea

Cost 18m
Made almost as many mistakes as he's played games
Clothes don't fit him

De Gea has kept more clean sheets than Cech this season in the league.

I wonder which keeper will prove to be better value for money?

match 1 since thread started -

DROPPED

Thats cos the clueless c unt who started it runs away like the rat he is deserting a sinking ship only to scuttle back with the other SCUM one Manure win again

He is fukkin clueless and should have been put down years ago FACT

Chesney, the now WORLD CLASS goalkeeper of Arsenal (if you listen to their supporters, that is), in the league cup final v Birmingham. His lack of command of his area cost Arsenal their first trophy for a long, long time. Its actually surprising that an Arsenal supporter had the bare faced cheek to start the anti De Gea thread.

Whatever anyone ever says

The refugee they call De Gea is absolutely garbage

Must have been scouted by Stevie Wonder

Let in more goals from outside the box that any keeper in his division last year and then they mug Manure of for millions

They must have driven him to the airport in the fastest car they could find

The whiskey is blurring old Bacon Chops's vision nowadays

A total bust and a calmity that gives everyone a laugh week in week out.

SAF ignorance will keep him there for another season then it's see ya later skinny , av a pie a do one

2) Peter cech vs Spurs

Early stages of the game and poor poor goalkeeping gifts adebyor and spurs a goal

Still doesnt disguise the fact De Gea is sh it and looks like a white 10 year old Ethiopian who hasnt eaten

the ROykeane kiss of death.

although, to be fair, DDG has been flawless on the bench.

do manure have an under 14s team?

sure there keeper could lend de gayer his shirt

ladygarden - 2 straight clean sheets

de gayer - concedes 3 to the worst team in the league

Oh dear oh dear, that was the goalkeeping of a little dweeb!

de Gea isnt good enough for Man Utd yet and was a ridiculous signing at 18m.

The mistakes he is making this season are the same ones he was making last season.

Surprised Fergie has persisted with him this long.

Goalkeepers shouldn't have to "bed down" like outfield players , the posts are the same the world over .

Awful just not good enough when you have the likes of hart and reina, why did they go for him he had made a few mistakes in spain aswell.

it was a poor buy......doesnt take a genius to work out ya gonna get far more crosses coming at you in the premiership......

apparently the biggest thing that attracted Utd was his distribution......

well thats all well and good but you have to catch the ball before you can distribute it !!!!!!!!!

He throws it to the centre spot quickly to restart the game after a goal. That makes him very valuable to the sh!te.

manchester fans you need a GK Italian, are the best in the world

Okay I hold my hands up. I was wrong. NOW STFU.

No, Germans are the best.
Neuer sh!ts all over De Gea and from a great height.

Another Classic Woy thread

Where is the ROypist today

Sad cuunt only comes on when his shittass team wins

What a mongrel

Have we got one of these threads for Reina??

reina nearly as bad as de gayer

but at least his clothes fit

probably is somewhere....gets dug out once or twice a season.....

De gea thread seems to be  at the top once a fortnight....

Taxi for Reina

The spaniard dives over a shot straight at him to hand city the game

de gayer was dropped for 2 games - ladygarden kept 2 clean sheets

de gayer comes back in - concedes 3 against the worst team in the league

3

Any Ebooks knocking around??

You not get the email?

"but at least his clothes fit"

Will check now mate, not checked since this morning

Yes got added as a contact too ROy

Thanks very much mate

Reina

surely ladygarden is manures #1 now?

what ebooks are these

ferkin liverpool...

Just doing some reading to take your money dawsy son.

Are they a good read R0y?

Any point in reading them if you have had loads of experience playing and hours of watching it on YouTube & the TV?

are we really comparing the best PL keeper of the last 7 years to that gimpy novice?

Poor De Gea, probably needs Ferguson to tie his bootlaces for him

Reina is terrible Fred.

I'd rather have somebody like Al Habsi (Serious)

you could always swap DDG for him

Edwin Van Der Sar is still better than De Gea today.
And Thibaut Courtois will be better than De Gea tomorrow. Man United is doomed.

is the kid whos clothes dont fit playing tonite? or is he dropped again for ladygarden?

dropped

ladygarden plays

fergus - "young david made a few mistakes"

I'll be amazed if he's still at united in 18months

2 blunders knocked manure out of the cup

dodgy dave strikes again

Hope his shoulders better now

What a duffer

phoned in sick

He's actually decent keeper in terms of shot stopping and having quick enough reflexes to deal with one on ones - I saw that more so when he played in Spain, he'll never be in Wojceich Szcesney's league nobody is, but if he simply beefs up, dominates in box in the way in which Schmeichael did, he'll be there a while, doesn't help he's had differing centre back pairings like WS.

He was actually a very naive purchase considering, Spanish goalkeepers are not used to having balls pummelled in to the box at every other opportunity, the game in Spain goes through the middle as opposed to getting it out wide and whipping in crosses after crosses, at 20 years old, he'd be better off going out on loan, but then again can't see any other club wanting him to displace their own current Number 1 half way through a season.

He just cant cope with the english game. He's not a bad keeper he's just not used to the english game. And will never be. He'll be back in spain end of the season.

R0ykeane 21 Dec 11 00:31 
Seems like alot want to attack the utd keeper while he beds into english football making a mountain out of every little error, yet at the same time saying nothing about other 'top' keepers and their blunders.

This thread will simply chart the blunders in parallel. I'd wager this will be a longer thread that its sister one.





This one's working well. The de Gea mistakes thread is 10 times longer than the mistakes thread for the other 19 keepers, says it all really

Made a lot of important save recently

the 'other' thread is quiet

Sintonian abandoned his refereeing decisions thread in embarrassment a couple of years back too.

Splendid.

Don't take the flak personally! de gea was dog at the start of the season minus the shot stopping, the press pounce on whatever's news, fair play to the lad he got his head down and showed he's quality. he needs a ****ing shave though!

Best keeper in the league by a country mile.

He's going to shave when we win the league.

Infact I have my own de gea growing. I think it looks cool.

i think vorm has consistently been the best goalkeeper this season behind krul then de gea, you think that dawsy, good luck with the women think your gonna need it lol

Na, De Gea is the best in the league mate. No other PL keeper is world class like he is.

Have you seen De Gea's gf btw?

yep, seen his wage an  all, dont reckon it'll match yours, de gea is good and will be world class but not for a while, casillas is world class, vorm and krul have been better this season

Dawsy you never fail to get super excited and declare Man Utd players as the best in the world or in the league.

De Gea has potential to be one of the best around but this season has certainly been behind Hart and Krul, while has not been any better than the likes of Freidel.

It's not a pop at de gea and you seem to take it personally, i'd happily have @ exeter, lord knows we need a miracle to stay up

Since Xmas De Gea has been the best keeper in the world, can you think of any other keeper who has made such crucial saves on a weekly basis? I can't. He is just an amazing keeper, and like I said when we first signed him, I think he can become one of the all time greats. Krul has been average since the Xmas period and Joe Hart has leaked goals too. If you asked all the PL managers if they could have one keeper at their club, most of them would pick DDG.

nah they wouldnt, they'd go with vorm, who you ignored because he doesnt play for a big club but sky dont focus on big clubs so your not interested!

Got to be a Swansea fan. Vorm has been good but nowhere near the level of DDG.

let in 35 pens in a row